Captain Crunch

Not my favorite cereal by a long-shot. However, since he lost his ship many moons ago, Crunch has certainly carved a niche in the cereal market.

I enjoyed the ads when I was a kid watching Saturday morning cartoons. However, I'm not much into this type of cereal (except for maybe Peanut Butter Crunch, on occasion). My preferences these days are for Kix, Cheerios, Special K, and Life.

How else could you sell petrified cereal that was like eating a mouth full of billion year goat turds?

5 stars to help EVEN THIS ASSHAT outrank Hook. The cereal did more damage to the roof of your mouth than the competition's 'Kellogg's Razor Flakes'.

I thought Count Chocula finished this guy off.

You would think they'd promote his ass after decades of braving the treacherous milk of children's cereal bowls...

he was around when I was a kid way back in the 1960s. pretty famous for a cartoon cereal guy.not a terrible cereal if you do not mind having it get caught in your teeth.

This guy has been a breakfast cereal captain for over thirty years. Shouldn't he be Admiral Crunch by now?? They started calling Kirk the Admiral after only a few movies.