Buying a prostitute (thanks Vudija)

Make sure you go on Charlie Sheen's website to get a review of your potential purchase.

Prostitutes are like beer, you don't buy, you rent.

Never tried nor wanted to. I don't know who's been there or what could be there.

There was a reality show I saw where they'd reel in all of those people and send them off to jail. :)

Only if a cop catches you! Seriously, though, I spent four years in the Marines without buying a hooker. Have some class, boys...

Never done it. . .I'm not against it, it's just not my style. . .when I was propositioned in Atlantic City by a professional lass I gave my planned response: "Do I look like I have to pay for it?"

Never a temptation for me, not because I have the looks or suave charm of a Cary Grant, but because I've never relished the thought of a venereal disease and/or arrest. In the late 70's/early 80's, the areas around NY's Lincoln Tunnel and Hell's Kitchen (as well as the area around West 14th Street, which was noted for transvestite hookers) were like a Fellini movie from hell on some nights. Prostitutes stood near the entrance to the tunnel, baring their breasts and other body parts at passing motorists. As teenagers, we were certainly intrigued enough to look. I distinctly remember one young hooker working the area around what is now Jacob Javits Center. She was a dead ringer for Nastassia Kinski, and I loved Nastassia Kinski. Problem was, the hooker, in addition to looking even younger than me, appeared to be 8 months pregnant. Once, we pulled alongside one working girl and she reached through the window and gave me a good, healthy squeeze. Was I tempted? I was 18-19 years old, and, y... Read more

Just don't get one at K-Mart's 40% off everything sale, and don't let Hugh Grant make the purchase.

I'm thinking you wouldn't have to worry about getting caught, if you weren't out committing a crime in the first place...but...I guess if you're going to do it, you'd have to pray you DON'T get caught.

Hopefully there's a guaranteed return policy--- wouldn't want to bring one of these home to mom.

I suppose that someone wants to take the concept of bondage to a whole new level!

Buy a prostitute? I figured you rented them...

If people got the Showtime channel, they need to see the Penn and Teller Bulls#it episode about legalizing prostitution!