Burrito

Don't have any strong feelings about it one way or the other, but during my school days, a late friend/neighbor and I would drink at night (Colt 45 and Fleischmann's for me), listen to records, and then stumble around the block after midnight, having "deep" philosophical discussions about God knows what. Sometimes we'd get hungry and drive over to the nearest 7-11 (open 24 hours 7 days a week), where they sold microwave burritos. I'd get one, he'd get 2 (he was somewhat overweight until he got into cocaine and pills), and we'd both buy strings of processed cheese that came wrapped in plastic. Generally, we got back home at 3 or 4am, and somehow I'd still be able to make it to school the next morning. One particular memory stands out: we're driving back down a major highway from the 7-11 after our burrito run, it's a few hours before dawn and there are no other cars out, and he comes to a dead stop in the middle of the highway, pounding the pockets of his coat and pants, growling, "Whe... Read more

I like burritos but they can be pretty messy. Drunk people are pretty messy so I don't think a burrito would be high on the list. Plus I like Moe's for burritos and they close like at 10pm, so it might be a bit early.

They're good, but the lines outside of the burrito places at 2:00 am aren't worth it.

I always keep a  freezer full of this stuff..after Im totally intoxicated to where I can't leave home..I can either call and slur my words for pizza take out guy and risk the chance of passing out before he gets there or,I can put in burritos in the oven.they are very filling after one  I am completly stuffed!

The bigger it is, the better it tastes...with beer.

You know you have over done it when a microwaved, cellophane wrapped burrito from 7-11 is actually appealing.

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A good burrito with hot sauce will probably cure anything, let alone a hangover.

Mmmmm....they go REALLY good with cold Cerveza!!!

Drunk with a carne asada burrito. Ask a Marine who spent a day on Camp Pendelton. We swear by this.

YEah, if you eat this after a night of HEAVY drinking and debauchery, your gonna be reaching for your nearest toilet the next morning if not for the torrential acid puke from your mouth from the torrential acid $hit from your a$$! it does taste great going down though... eSPECIALLY 'KING TACO' in los angeles.... yum...

This sounds dangerous. I like milder, easier-to-eat foods when I'm drunk (see: pizza).

My favourite dish in the world probably. :D

With a burrito you are guaranteed a 90% no-hangover success rate.

As much as I love Burritos (and I do love them), they are not the ideal drunk food. Why? Because they are too damn big. A properly made burrito typically can take the place of two meals... There is no reason to be consuming 4 pounds of food at 2:15 in the morning - you wake up feeling like you're pregnant. *** NOTE *** Burritos are the ideal food if you are drunk during the day.