Britney Spears
Approval Rate: 56%
Reviews 133
by chalky
Mon Jul 01 2013Possibly Britney Spears circa 2000 if I can get that time machine working.
by ralphthewonder_llama
Fri Jul 22 2011A fat, stupid, talentless fag-hag. Oh, did I mention she's crazier than a hoot-owl? Oh, and check the vid below for her singing "ability." As far as her "live" shows, here's what she really sounds like when she's not lip-syncing:
by magneticd
Fri Dec 17 2010Word on the street is you don't leave horny or hungry, plus if you play your cards right, you're set for life.
by christianmarti_nez
Mon Feb 01 2010She gets on my nerves. I don't care about her, I don't want to hear about her and I don't like her music. Again cue a lot of people getting irritated at me. I stand by it though, You can like her music all you like. I respect that. I find it to be bad at it's best and I find any hype regarding her irritating to the degree that I just roll my eyes and attempt to move on. Which is a bit more difficult than it sounds due to the fact that I seem to be surrounded by people that adore her.
by pcpeter774
Sat Jun 20 2009A boring display of the soulless shell of the evil works of cooperate America's medling in the music industry.
by badgerfan1
Wed Apr 22 2009She has an awful, nasally voice and very little talent. She has lost it and still is slutty.
by kitty77
Wed Oct 22 2008So annoying. I wish she'd just disappear along with her idiot sister.
by katrinabena
Sat Aug 16 2008I read something on her yesterday that critics expect her to make a major comeback. Why does she keep getting chance after chance, while more talented performers in her genre of music can't catch a break. She keeps on doing crazy things and the media and fans just blow it off. I wish her well but it is time for fans to move on to someone with a few morals.
by astromike
Wed Jul 23 2008Again, blame the media more then her. Leave her alone.
by sportsguy24
Sat Jul 19 2008Love Britney. I want to kiss the Ground she walks on.. You go Girl..
by blueorchid
Tue Jul 15 2008Haircut: Priceless
by ejerzeygirl
Thu Jun 12 2008Crazy, derranged, but still Brittney kills it for them teeny boppers..they love her and she deserves some credit
by whatever334
Wed Mar 12 2008She sucks, can't sing, brainwashed most kids by making them think that she was singing when actually, she was trying to get whatever thing had died in her throat out of there. And also very slutty!
by iwoot648
Wed Feb 06 2008She has a nice voice, but her voice is changed on her singles and she cant sing live, the lyrics are awesome even tho she only worte 2 o fthe songs she sing.
by hideouslyugly
Sun Dec 09 2007Arguably the worst thing to ever happen to music. Worthless...
by fb556683425
Sun Nov 11 2007Used to be one good performer but have since gone downhill... Quite sick of reading about her in the tabloids... Just step out of the limelight for the moment and get yourself together gurl! U're a mess! Well... a rich mess but still a mess! Boo!
by fb618332875
Fri Nov 02 2007She is Fat, she can dance, but she can't sing... that's perfect 4 me
by hadenoughofit
Tue Oct 02 2007how sad
by magellan
Wed Sep 26 2007Just to be a bit contrarian, and because I hate to see folks kicking people when they're down - even celebrities, I'll say this. I was watching a rerun of an old SNL the other day, and Britney was the host. I don't really know how to say this, so I'll just say it. She was..... likable. She was self depracating, had a pretty good sense of humor, and of course, was good looking. She was an entertainer. Years and bad decisions have taken their toll, but one if not both of those things will catch up with all of us eventually. It just didn't take very long for her.
by twitchin_monkey
Wed Sep 26 2007i'm indifferent to her now. honestly, i was rooting for her a little prior to her VMA performance. i kinda wanted her to show the world that she was over her dumb, sowing my wild oats phase... but she bombed it. maybe it's time for her to grow up a little, change her image, and write songs about legitimate subjects other than sex and parties. i don't see her crawling out of this hole any other way. if not, i'll just let her fizzle out and dissappear. no big deal for me. Oh, and she still wasn't ugly.
by irishgit
Mon Sep 17 2007She's adolescent trash. Can't sing for manure, either. Update: So she crapped the bed at the MTV awards..... Ranks pretty high on my BFD scale....
by xagent
Thu Sep 13 2007Has been heading down hill since the Micky Mouse Club.
by momsandpopscal_lmejoe
Wed Sep 12 2007I dont have cable at the moment but I saw a few clips of Britney performin' at the VMA's and I felt embarrassed for her. She sounded horrible, but I never was a fan of her voice anyway.(it sounded too fake and weird mayne). I dont think she was fat but she was a little doughy for her standards. What really made me feel embarrassed for her was when that douche Sarah Silverman said Britney's kids were an accident. What did her kids do to you Sarah??
by byakuya211
Wed Aug 08 2007Since when the world is brainwashed and do not see this slut as A SLUT ? This site need a 0/5 raking .
by mr_evangel
Sun Jul 01 2007She is actually very talented. It's to bad she is not a christain she would make a huge impact for the kingdom of God.
by jmichael
Sun Mar 04 2007Idiotic airheads are not attractive.
by doobiesnhof
Sat Mar 03 2007If I was into nut job bimbo trailor trash blondes, she would be at the top of my list but NO THANK YOU!!
by b00baby4y0u
Tue Feb 27 2007o m gosh shes balled lol i hate her she used to be my favorite singer but not now that she is a drugieeee lol and an acholic
by hellokitty09
Thu Dec 28 2006I don't want to see her baby factory.
by char1595
Fri Dec 15 2006I think Britney is great and we should not juge her for what she has done with her life, she should do what she wants, she doesnt whant everyone controlling her life!!
by divinegrace
Tue Nov 21 2006A real artist. Because of her originality in terms of musicality, and her rare charisma, she's no doubt the queen of pop.
by lastmessenger3
Mon Nov 20 2006Britney is not a very good singer, but she is a great entertainer. She has moves, she has body, hair, and face, she is likable to a point. She also has a few songs that permanently stock in my head. She got be worth something.
by vudija
Mon Nov 20 2006Her singing wasn't bad (though not as great as her popularity might suggest), and I didn't much care for most of her songs, but I'll certainly give her credit for the entertainment factor and her ability to gain and maintain popularity with her lacking abilities.
by awf115a7
Mon Sep 18 2006she's the greatest
by wasima5f
Mon Sep 04 2006hi dear n friends ...how r u ?..i think britney sopears is a great singer...i m give her 5 marks.. " [email protected]" ...friends mail me on this id. take care bye
by weninger
Sun Aug 20 2006Britney, the bayou bimbo, is now fat and over-the-hill. She CANNOT sing! Her former good looks, where were enhanced by plastic surgery (nose job, boob job, etc.) have faded. She is not aging well. She is finished as a top star.
by silverfox8246
Wed Apr 12 2006britney spears needs to dump her husband loose all that weight and pose nude in playboy
by ih8rateitall
Fri Mar 17 2006Annoying voice-check(she sounds like she inhales helium!) Annoying personality-check Annoying songs-check(my ears hurt dudes!) Trailerpark-check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, and check!
by deadonthemoney
Wed Feb 15 20065 years ago id have been all over her in a heart beat. since the baby and federline...
by supermodelmom1
Thu Jan 05 2006Britney Spears and Kevin Federline....the WHITE version of Whitney and Bobby. Both their kids will probably have adjoining rooms in the psych ward after all this...
by kellykatz
Mon Jan 02 2006A moron with no musical talent. Married to a person who's possibly the most hateful person in the world. And they're both millionaires several times over. The media loves them. More reasons why our country, one that used to be a great one, is now the laughing stock of the world.
by musicprof
Sat Dec 31 2005There are a lot of people out there that talk trash about Bit-Bit, but I will be honest. No, she isn't the most talented vocally, but she is a good entertainer for the type of music and shows that she does. I think she is great-looking and can do well even though her stock seems to have fallen because of K-fed.
by anniebanks
Sat Dec 24 2005Well, let's start on a positive note...she really can dance! Unfortunately, this fact is drowned out by the screeching of an eletronic meltdown during her cd recordings. Plenty of female celebrities party it up, sleep around, and get implants. It's Hollywood's way. But to lie about it and insult the public with the insinuation that we are actually stupid enough to believe her load of crap, that is a big problem. On a final note...save me from anyone who would sell out her own kid for a little cosmetic wallet-lift....
by redrobbo
Wed Dec 14 2005Pathetic!!! Has no business in the music industry!!!! Also has'nt any principles!!!
by clarermo
Mon Dec 12 2005I don't think I've got as much money as she has and I'm not an imbecile, but I think I am a better singer than her. Beautiful? Well, a roll in a haystack, I know a million women prettier than her. For example, my wife.
by madness
Sun Nov 20 2005shes fat now
by miketou
Tue Nov 08 2005I'm over forty so I barely knew who Brittney Spears was. I finally had a chance to hear her sing on Satuday Night Live. I laughed thru the entire performance thinking it was part of a funny skit. When I realized she was serious, I really laughed. This girl couldn't sing her way out of a paper bag!
by jorgea1
Sun Oct 30 2005has a good body and breast
by 25kimbo
Mon Oct 10 2005I like some of her songs, she should have NEVER done a reality show. Now it's Britney trailer trash.
by sirif2dc
Sun Oct 09 2005Vapid, no talent trailer park trash with a bad acne problem. Though she looks great with makeup on. Ugly gymnast legs and body. What's with her boobs? They really do inflate and deflate. She can dance okay, although sort of stiff, she didn't learn much from copying Janet and Madonna....but hey...she sold alot of cd's. There's no accounting for taste. Personally, I'd rather throw out the trash than buy it. Thumbs down to her.