Brian "Kato" Kaelin

Approval Rate: 55%

55%Approval ratio

Reviews 30

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    lynxsquadron45

    Mon Oct 27 2008

    I STILL THINK HE DID IT AND FRAMED POOR OJ -- AND BY THE BY, LORIFREAKENLORI IS A CLONE AND OWES ME MONEY

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    chalky

    Sun Oct 26 2008

    One of my favorie Kato quotes was when he said that anyone would be excited if OJ invited them to McDonald's.

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    teresag

    Fri Mar 14 2008

    BLECH!!!!  I think he was even high while he testified.

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    lookingformurd_erer

    Mon Nov 20 2006

    OK, Where is the music video that was made before THE MURDERS of Kato STALKING A COUPLE KISSING AT A DOORWAY with a KNIFE?!?!?!? I saw it many years ago. How come it is not on YOUTUBE??? Anybody else remember the video?

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    scarletfeather

    Mon Dec 12 2005

    The song by Beck about being a loser comes to mind.

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    genghisthehun

    Wed Oct 12 2005

    He is a parasite. What services does he perform for his hosts?

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    kattwoman

    Sun Jul 10 2005

    what a joke.he rode the oj simpson tailcoat too long if you ask me.

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    tommyash

    Fri Feb 04 2005

    I when to high school with Kato and he was a mindless flake back then. He's not calculating.....he's clueless.

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    minkey

    Thu Jan 27 2005

    Kato's great. What a life, just hanging out in rich people's guest houses all day.

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    laurasue2

    Fri Sep 24 2004

    I think Kato handled himself very well during the trial. Much better than I would have under those circumstances. People shouldn't be so judgemental about someone they don't even know....

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    terencet

    Fri Aug 20 2004

    Look, people: it's time to get over Kato Kaelin, OK? This constant barrage of Kato, Kato, Kato is getting on my nerves. Is he really all THAT great? It's time to move on to something else.

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    luckychances

    Fri May 14 2004

    kato kaelin is adorable i hope his carer continues to prosper and we see alot more of him.God Bless!

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    jglscd35

    Sun Jan 11 2004

    how stupid could a guy be if he manages to stay at a palatial estate for nothing. if i were o.j. i would have had him assist me in exchange for food and rent.

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    coleslough

    Tue Dec 23 2003

    oj should have done him too

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    tj92101

    Wed May 21 2003

    Just Go Away!!!!

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    getback

    Tue May 13 2003

    Please go away.

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    polish

    Tue Mar 11 2003

    He's adorable and funny. Wish he'd get his own reality show!

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    lukskywlkr

    Thu Jan 16 2003

    I think he knew exactly what was going on, but he knew on which side his bread got buttered, so he kept his mouth shut.

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    suskad43

    Thu Nov 14 2002

    I love Kato! I've actually been corresponding with him for about seven years now and he's a really sweet, nice guy. He may be a little naive, but he isn't dumb. He got stuck in a really tough spot and just tried to deal with it in his usual positive manner. I just wish people wouldn't be so harsh in their judgements of someone they know very little about. He really is a nice guy and he has had a heck of a time trying to deal with all the negative press and tabloid garbage that came out about him. Incidentally he sued a couple of those tabloids and won a settlement. But you know, no one hears about that. He's a devoted Dad and attends church and even has a townhome of his own now. Give the guy a break, o.k.?

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    potch1214

    Fri Nov 02 2001

    FREELOADER! LOSER! BATH HOUSE BOY! FRIEND OF O.J.!!!!

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    abichara

    Sun Aug 26 2001

    Granted, Kato Kaelin's story is kind of strange, but you simply have to find the guy's antics interesting. Of course, if Kato hadn't been high on God knows what at the time of the O.J. murders, he may have been cognescent enough to see O.J. come inside his house with bloody clothes! It's a shame, Kato could have sent a murderer (O.J) to jail. Now instead, he ends up on the oddball celebrities list on Rate-It-All

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    bob_falange

    Wed Jul 18 2001

    Kato surely deserves "5 stars" for his entertainment value. In the midst of the most appalling tragedy and the terrible consequences for all involved, along came Kato to testify. Perhaps it was because of the awfulness of the rest of the scenario, but in contrast, during his testimony, I couldn't help but think "Hey! They should give this guy his own series!"

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    jlosux

    Sun Jul 15 2001

    Where are they now? candidate anyone? The only person who made the OJ trials worth watching (not that anyone had a choice)

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    flai6201om

    Wed Mar 28 2001

    nitwit

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    castlebee

    Mon Mar 26 2001

    Like most people, I just can't take this guy seriously -which may be okay considering he doesn't seem to be able to either. His perpetual houseguest status, at the time of the murders, seems a bit weird, but I've heard of stranger living conditions. He just seems like a dippy, harmless Bill and Ted valley/party guy who - in lieu of focusing on the adult world - has enjoyed an extended Peter Pan existence. We more than likely would never have heard from him at all if his "Never-Never-Land" hadn't suddenly turned into a hideous nightmare. Very pathetic circumstances to attempt to cash in on - but he obviously hasn't been the only one who has tried in this case.

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    samiam

    Fri Mar 23 2001

    I have to agree with Wiggum here. For some inexplicable reason, Kato is likeable. Is he as stupid and clueless as he comes across? Who knows, I am guessing yes. He reminds me of a lost puppy or something..sure his association with OJ is curious...who knows what their friendship was all about, and who knows..maybe Kato knows more than he lets on. Whatever is going on, he has a clueless charm that makes him likeable.

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    beatles_fan_4_ever

    Fri Mar 23 2001

    I agree with the lost puppy and clueless analogies. He seemed harmless enough. He was just caught up in the moment and went along for the ride.

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    dorkavitch_chamalsky

    Thu Mar 22 2001

    Call me paranoid, but this guy always seemed kinda shady to me. I mean, why was he really crashing at O.J.'s? I would be reluctant to let an out-of-work bum crash in my million dollar guest pad. And the fact that he was staying with the Juice during the whole murder ordeal also freaks me out. His testimony about hearing the thumps outside the guest house that fateful night seemed contrived to me...maybe he knew more than he let on. Maybe not. Maybe he is truly an idiot. Maybe not. At any rate, I wouldn't even pick this guy up if he was hitch hiking, let alone invite him to stay at my place.

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    prince_wen

    Wed Mar 21 2001

    Schmuck.

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    wiggum

    Wed Mar 21 2001

    Don't you kind of like Kato? Even just a little? Here's a guy who seems like a less intelligent version of Jeff Spicoli from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High." He may not have a lot of brain cells left, but his cluelessness and his "can I crash on your couch, dude?" demeanor were kind of entertaining during the whole OJ thing.