Being Bedridden for 30 days

I value my mobility too much to be bedridden.

The only way I would do this is if something happened to me and I didn't have any choice. I have seen my share of this, and it wasn't for only 30 days.

I'm not opposed to doing away with the bed and just having me recline on a raised dais being fed grapes (Honestly, I'd probably crack up laughing if anyone tried that)... how about one of those litters carried about from room to room.. so that I could indulge in some video game playing, book reading, and sun tanning.

I'll pass.

It would drive me around the bend, unless there was sufficient quantities of books, whisky, music and women.

It all depends on whose bed I'm ridden in...

The soiled mess...enough said.

Been bedridden for two weeks and it does drive you crazy. . .I guess I could do it as long as I had books and music.