Beheading

If you want a quick beheading, you should hire the French. I hate those French toads but they have terrific knife skills. My second wife can vouch for that. If you want more gore, you should hire the English. Sometimes we get our executioner drunk or the bloke has two left thumbs. The crowds goes wild when they deliberately miss the target. Update: In the last 5 min of this clip, this moron missed Mary Queens of Scots’ neck and drop her head on the floor two blows later. That real life example of incompetence is reality tv. My dear Bess didn't take the news of her cousin's death too well. If you recall, Nick Berg's beheading was done wtih a dull knife.

Daffy didn't seem to like the idea.

Well if you're going to die a violent death this might be the way to go... just so long as the blade is sharp enough to make a single clean cut. In the end there can be only one...

I thought this would count as a murder, I think my family would take so much joy in this that it almost makes it a negative. Simply that they knew anybody that had been beheaded at all. They would find it "cool". At least I'd be readily remembered

I hear that the head stays alive for a few seconds after its been severed from the body. I guess this would be one way to prove it.

If you got a thing for regicide and Robespierre then beheading could be a way to go but it's not too appealing.

PSH!! IM DWN!

OUCH!! however, quick..... wonder if the body realizes its dead or if it does the floppy croppy like a chicken.

Eh....its quick and easy. This pic is fuckin hillarious lmao

I suppose this implies aristocracy and/or importance?

I still live for a few sec without a head

First choice of Henry VIII over divorce lawyers....

Well I assume it will be painless. That is what I worry about the most.I saw a family member die slowly from cancer,and I would much rather it come fast and painless.

Damn... I thought this said bedwetting, which I didn't think was a captial offense...  where'd I put my glasses?

The French jokingly say it is the closest shave anyone can get. I think these people have lost their head.

at lest it would be quick, right?

quick

From what I've heard, after the head has been separated from the body, the brain will allow the head to say something like, "Guy...I hid a winning lottery ticket in my..."OOOOPS! Plan ahead, I say...

as long as im not like a chicken with its head cut off

omg!

Only if you know its coming

Only cool in a friggin guilotine! UPDATE: I'm actually going to take a star for the post-mortem sidehow where they waive my head around or possibly display it on a stick...

I'll dock a star because we don't get to run around like chickens for a few minutes after.

Rotllo Immortals!

that would hurt.lol.

wtf!!!

that would suck but be cool at the same time...

Depending on the times and the crime, you might actually be someone famous if they take your head.

Ask Mary Queen of Scots. It depends on how good your executioner's aim is.

I suppose it is as good as any. It gets the job done.

Badass..

Oh God! I mean, why?

this may seem horrable, but im sure its quite painless considering it would be over VERY soon

at least it's quick

as long as its public

omg yuck

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! XD

As much fun as I would enjoy offending the King/Queen, I would prefer to die in a less degrading manner.

ick

Very, very bad

OMG, nooooooooooooo

Snap the spinal cord and no pain!

I don't see this happening but it would be cool

......At least it's quick-ish

it'd be cool, if it weren't me on the recieving end.

uh fast but do you retain conciousness(sp?) after????