Baywatch
Approval Rate: 38%
Reviews 49
by sharon_206
Wed Oct 28 2009who wants to watch a bunch sluts run around a beach w/ their fake boobs bouncing & not enough clothes on ? Oh , yeah , that's right - MEN !
by disgustingfats_tupidsmellyugl_ypig
Fri Sep 11 2009Shameless.
by pcpeter774
Thu Aug 06 2009Dumb show. Stupid plots. However lots of goreous women saving people.
by astromike
Mon Mar 23 2009Poor acting. Everyone just watch the show too look at the pretty women in their bathing suits.
by caroline112
Mon Dec 29 2008that had no entertainment value except for guys watching the jugs bounce
by razorblades
Fri Oct 17 2008Was baywatch an 80's show? I thought it was more 90's (the decade with bland television and music). Always thought it was rubbish anyway, so it makes no difference which decade it was from! Probably hated it cos I wasn't a teenage boy!
by beccalynn
Wed Jun 18 2008no thanx
by liz7b74b
Wed Jun 11 2008horrible acting and only lasted like it did b/c of the T & A for the guys.. don't believe me? watch an old episode and only the girls have the slo mo runs on the beach that go on forever
by myspace_313886635
Tue Jun 10 2008Oh, pppllleeeaasssee!
by thwrmth
Sun Apr 13 2008Pam Anderson, enough said.
by spike65
Sat Apr 12 2008Nice to look at.
by molfan
Thu Apr 10 2008could not stand watcing this "show" for more than five minutes. thinly veiled scripts. the more excuses to have a gal run down the beach in her bathing suit. one of the ultimate jiggle shows.
by oscargamblesfr_o
Thu Apr 10 2008The fact that Knight Rider was the ladies man of the 90's after being one of the most improbable crime fighters of the 80's and then going on to be allowed to the first Holy Roman Emperor over in Germany since 1806 or whatever and simultaneously have a status in music over there roughly equivalent to The 1964 Beatles makes me realize that a quote by Gabriel Garcia Marquez or Jorge Luis Borges ( or some other Latin American author, I forget) is absolutely correct:"In a mad world, only the mad are sane."
by frankswildyear_s
Thu Apr 10 2008Worst of all, to get on the show you probably had to do what SpongeBob refered to as "ride the Hasselhoff".
by irishgit
Thu Apr 10 2008The producers should have saved whatever miniscule amount they spent on writing and just had the female cast bounce on trampolines for an hour clad in bathing suits.
by genghisthehun
Mon Mar 24 2008O.k., 'fess up! What red-blooded male doesn't like a little jiggle? Here we had LOTS of jiggle.
by numbah16tdhaha
Mon Mar 24 2008The show sucked, but we all know its real reason for being around. I shall give it a five for doing what it set out to do.UPDATE: At least some people get it...
by canadasucks
Mon Mar 24 2008Only two real good reasons to watch this show. . .
by mjhmurphy
Fri Jan 18 2008Bad show, good boobies.
by twansalem
Sun May 06 2007Ok, so it wasn't a great show. But it had girls running around in swimsuits, so it was watchable. If I remember right, at one point it was the most watched tv show in the world. Of course the funniest thing about it was that the main character was an over 40 year old career lifeguard. David Hasselhoff's character was supposed to be cool, but if he existed in real life he would be a sleazy loser.
by gatorhater
Fri Apr 06 2007Shameless sh*t.
by limpin_trenchfoot
Mon Jul 24 2006Five stars whenever Yasmine Bleeth ran through the surf with her brunette tresses wafting in the breeze. Mind you I couldn't give a stuff about the production line, silicone enhanced blond bimbos who were all interchangeable. Also knock off points for the usually cheesy storylines, sentimental tosh and Alexandra Paul. The only reason I guess she was in it was as a token plain Jane.
by ungodlyugly
Sat Jun 03 2006Pure sh*t TV...
by badbearduke
Mon May 15 2006Horrible! One of the most unrealistic shows ever made.
by 93century
Fri Jun 24 2005I used to watch this show when i was in high school during the early 90's. I got bored with it when the episodes kept on focusing on Summer and Matt. Hobie had some cute girlfriends.
by randyman
Fri Apr 22 2005I never knew if this show had a plot or not, and to tell the truth I didn't care. Great visuals though.
by mamas_family_sucks
Thu Dec 30 2004I gave this 2 stars. 1 star for the T's and 1 star for the A's.
by jglscd35
Mon Jul 12 2004two stars for when the lovely erika eleniak was on.
by ansgard
Tue Jun 08 2004TRUSH
by redoedo
Sat Apr 03 2004The only good part of the show was the opening credits. As for the rest: snooze...
by todd_parker
Thu Dec 18 2003Pure and simple: Baywatch was some of the best spankin' material on TV, especially with Pam in her prime. I loved the episode that showed her rubbing suntan oil all over her perfect, tanned body--in slow motion, no less!! I rate that episode 5 tissues! I miss this great show immensely and can't wait for the full season DVD box sets to come out.
by brian_joseph
Tue Dec 02 2003Let's see Babe Watch or was it Bay Watch? It started out as a decent show and later was just stupid. Who could believe all these people were really life guards?
by brianjoseph
Sat Nov 08 2003Actually it depens which season we are talking about..the early shows were good...especially the ones with Erica E. (don't remember how to spell the last name..she's the one that pops out of the cake in Under Siege with Stephen Segal. She's a real babe and can also act and she's smart. Don't know why she left the show but it went downhill from there.
by chris_lawrence
Mon Aug 11 2003I don't know what your problems are with the show there was women with hardly any clothes on... brilliant.
by moosekarloff
Thu Jun 05 2003This show was so pitifully bad it was pitifully good. Totally idiotic stories, cartoonish characters, stilted, flat acting. That David Whatever had the absolute worst physique and viewers were supposed to believe (1) this guy was a hunk, and (2) this guy was actually able to do more physically than blow dry his hair. And the other little fairy twinks who were cast as male lifeguards were absolutely laughable. But the highlight of the show was these totally artificial hos who were supposed to be sexy with their bleached hair, gruesomely capped teeth, augmented breasts, etc. Absolutely hysterical that they were supposed to be women lifeguards but looked like they were the types who work the trade down near the bus station.
by crimson_and_cl_over
Thu Feb 20 2003horibly disgusting show
by teaseress
Tue Jan 14 2003I used to like this, when I was 10, but even when I got a bit older, i could see how lame it was and how all the main characters seemed to turn into plastic along with the storyline. it became obvious when David Hasselhoff took over as producer. The programmes he touches seem to be as bad as his singing.....
by zuchinibut
Mon Dec 09 2002Running in swimsuits on the beach. I dont know why you people dont like that? Dont try to tell me you dont enjoy good looking people with just a little bit of clothing. Sure the acting wasnt great, but it really wasnt on any of these shows.
by redwolf
Sun Aug 04 2002Nuff said.
by quincy
Fri Jun 28 2002This show was SO deservedly cancelled by NBC after one season. If only that had been the end of it.
by norelle
Thu Apr 04 2002dumb blondes, they look like someone put a straw down their backs and blew up their breasts!
by whitedevil311
Tue Mar 19 2002There never has been and there never will be a valid excuse for this show.
by loneusfullhous_efan
Mon Feb 18 2002Contrary to popular belief, not every man in America is obsessed with Baywatch. Living proof is right here, I can't stand it. This is pure secual fluff. While doing the casting for this show, the producers should have looked for people who could actually, I don't know ACT MAYBE!!!! Also, I think I can sumarize the plot of pretty much every episode right here: large breasted girl sits on life guard chair, guy with no shirt sits on opposite life guard chair, they go to bed with in the space of an hour, man starts drowning, large breasted girl gives him mouth to mouth, THE END! Sexual is perfectly alright as long as you have something intelegent behind it. This simply is not one of those cases.
by callmetootie
Mon Nov 05 2001Baywatch really lost it's great momentum when they added a bunch of new girls that really couldn't gang up with the others.
by olsaintnic
Fri Jun 29 2001I only give it a 3 because of Pamemla anderson, Carmen electra, and so on. Everything else sucks, the plots are dumb and the story is always boring.
by thorne
Thu Jun 28 2001This is not drama. This is shlock. This is quit possibly the worst show ever thought up. I watched a total of three episodes my entire life and I can never set these eyes upon it again or my brain will melt from watching a program with such a lack of mental integrity. This is just one of the things that exsist in the world we live in that makes me wonder why the hell we are here. It can't be to watch women in tight bathing suits with oversized bobbing boobs run down a beach in slow-mo while David Hasslhoff sings a soulless song in the background. This show in my opinion is more threatining to your brain cells than weed. HIGHLY HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU STAY AS FAR AWAY FROM THIS PEICE O POO AS POSSIBLE!
by rgoulet
Mon Apr 23 2001When this first came out it was an excellent show and turned from intriguing to boobwatch in the matter of a couple years.
by tonydawgs
Mon Mar 26 2001I hate the acting I hate the story but I love all the running and jumping done by the female actors
by liddlebopeep
Fri Mar 23 2001Take this show off the air already! This is television at its worst: transparent, superficial storylines portrayed by transparent, superficial actors. Baywatch has absolutely no intellectually redeeming qualities as evidenced by the brooding muscular gorillas and empty headed ariheads that form the show's characters.