Lindsay Lohan 1

Oh gosh! It has boobs, it's not very smart, and it's willing to run around in tight clothing! It must be worthy of our time and attention.
I blame the media for this idiot's exposure, because it's sure not talent or class.
If I'm still reading her name in the headlines in years, I'll have lost all faith in humanity. That is, of course unless it's because she's run away with K-Fed to populate from an even shallower end of a gene pool, leaving Britney to raise her 5 children by herself...that would just be funny.