jgls
member since 12/22/2003
I'm a guy
About me: I am officially a father as of 7/12/08. My wife gave birth to a beautiful baby girl.We have been happily married for over 2 years, and I now understand what people meant when they told me that marriage was work. We have two dogs and three cats as well. I have been a registered Republican since 2003 after being a lifelong Democrat. My favorite sport is football, and I like baseball as well. My taste in music is primarily 60's and 70's rock and my favorite groups are the Doors, the Beatles, the St
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382 days ago

my favorite sandwich would be andrea tantaros, me, and kimberly guilfoyle.

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778 days ago

i'm not black, but i love fried chicken. my favorite is spicy popeye's with sides of dippin' gravy and fries. damn, that sounds good right now......

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1160 days ago

gots to have my java before i gets in the shower, foo.

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1160 days ago

the perfect size....... for a hamster.

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1247 days ago

bin laden is a filthy, unkempt mass murderer. there is nothing mysterious about him. he is a misguided, dickless piece of rat dung convinced that his god wants him to inflict pain, suffering, and death on others.

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1247 days ago

his brains were scrambled long before his motorcycle accident.

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1247 days ago

well, his career is definitely over unless he pulls a lazarus.

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1247 days ago

only if i wanted advice on how to embarrass myself publicly and learn how to have no discretion when cavorting with a veritable plethora of skanks.

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1247 days ago

it seems like this hammy bimbo is in the news again. if i was best known for wearing a dress that the president of the united states ejaculated on, i would bury my head in the sand like an ostrich until i keeled over dead.

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1364 days ago

It takes barely a flick of the wrist to turn on your turn signal, yet it seems most drivers ignore this basic courtesy. If you don't have it turned on, don't expect to get in front of me.

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