Whatever will Ralphie do when this site finally does go black? He'll have to scour around for some other venue for his puerile nonsense.

Now go ahead and call me a drunk Ralph. Maybe you can dredge up the Groucho Marx line you normally use (without of course attributing it) about putting a wick in my mouth and using me as a lamp.

Forget about Frank's wife, Ralph. Tell us how it feels to be a pathetic, moral, ethical and intellectual cripple with deep seated insecurities about his own self worth.

That might actually be interesting.





Oh, and when you respond, you won't be getting a response from me in return. I'm done contributing here, and effectively have been for some time. Feel free to continuing your bilious ranting in the dark.

Sounds good Frank. So I take this to mean that I should pop a cap in the ass of that Catholic schoolgirl who turned me down for a blowjob back in 1972?

Ridge, after reading this, I'm getting the germ of an idea for a remake of Outlaw Josey Wales featuring the Cadbury Bunny and some gatling guns. You in?

You think its funny.


Trust me, she's the the fuckin' Terminator.


She'll be sent from SKYLAB to exterminate us all.

Or Fred Lynn