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Johnny Rockets is nothing special, but its worth a stop for a burger and shake if there aren't many options. My wife had a bad experience once with the chili, so we have avoided that in our few trips back. The menu is simple. They serve only a few things, and its made to order. That means you might wait for a while, but that should be why you sat down instead of heading to McDonalds.

I believe that the word "Rockets" in the name of the place refers to the effect their food has on the average colon.

  I ate at here in one of my rare trips to a mall about a year ago when my boys asked to check it out.. The atmosphere was really cool!!!! What's that? How was the food? What food?

Recommendation to readers: 1 part briquets to 1 part hickory. Set ablaze. Shape 3 pounds of ground T-bone or just ground chuck, into 1 lb patties seasoned to your liking. Grill until medium rare only. Serve with grilled buns and your choice of condiments. Light a candle, open a bottle of red wine of pop a good brew and enjoy with your choice of sides. But please..please...don't waste your body, your palate or your money at these joints.