The average person accidentally eats 430 bugs each year of their life.

Do you wonder if it's 1. the vegetarians, or 2. the meat-eaters... who tend to (not intentionally) eat more bugs?

AWESOME...but still gross

The FDA allows 430 bugs in a single candy bar, according to the local conspiracy nut "Hunter S. Burroughs".

Some people eat a hell of a lot more. But they're trying.

"There was an old lady who swallowed a fly... poor old lady... I think she'll die."

Renfield from Dracula calls these average people ...I won't say it here...but a term for female genitalia

Thank God our stomach juices are much stronger than all the poisons that these insects have.

You can quadruple that if you ride a motorcycle!

And the husband of a wife who insists upon purchasing Celeste brand frozen pizzas intentionally eats twice that many in order to avoid having to face what is in the freezer.

whether I like it or not I have had some end up in my mouth. some of those "buggers" fly right at my mouth. Do they have a death wish or something?

Probably good for you. All protein.