Men who ride a bike for ten hours a week are four times as likely to be impotent as non-bike riders say US scientists.

Well, if it keeps those lycra wearing, stop sign ignoring, road hogging assholes from reproducing, then right on! (ride on!)

Many a time, I have felt like throwing those morons off their bike and repeatedly stomping on their nuts for ignoring road laws, but it looks like they're wrecking their package well enough on their own.

Impotent, or sterile? Either way, I read this and melted my bicycle into a sculpture of Ishtar.

Are we surprised that out-of-shape, laboratory-bound, pasty-faced scientists came to this conclusion about their sun-tanned, well-toned, outdoors-y brethren the cyclists?

Big surprise, with that seat jammed up against your courting tackle.

And 12 times as likely to wear those gay outfits.