In the Throes of Passion

In the Throes of Passion means dying while engaged in sexual intercourse.
Item added by magellan. Added on 08/17/2004
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Ridgewalker
09/22/2011

In the Throes of Passion 5

Up Date: Yesterday, the body of RIA reviewer, Ridge, was discovered in his room in Città di Castello, Italy. Found on the pillow next to him was a note that read: "Grazie, Ridge, grazie! Monica"

Original 5/20/08 (1 Star): Think about this for a moment. A. She's murdering you, or B. You're having a heart attack. Either way, you lose twice...(three times if someone photographs it and posts it on machovideo.com)

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FranksWildYear s
09/22/2011

In the Throes of Passion 3

Boots on or boots off?

UPDATE: What if you were alone and nobody found you for days?

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Dreaming0616
09/22/2011

In the Throes of Passion 5

Hell yea! Going out with a smile and showing the O face...

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Molfan
02/14/2011

In the Throes of Passion 2

although i would be dead and not have a chance to be embarassed just the thought of how she died stories going around the funeral parlour. oh yeah they were{ahem} and she just took one last breath and there she was ...........really adds on to "she was just lying there doing nothing"

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irishgit
02/14/2011

In the Throes of Passion 5

This is for people who don't know whether they're coming or going....




Original Review:
The preferred method of Attila the Hun and Nelson Rockefeller, by most accounts. I can think of far worse ways to shuffle off this mortal coil, but it might be a little disconcerting to one's partner. 

Personally, I'd like to combine this with the Old Age option, going out at the age of 97, inflagrante delecto with my 29 year old nurse.

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MagneticD
01/09/2011

In the Throes of Passion 5

Death by Snoo-snoo FTW.

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ChristianMarti nez
01/31/2010

In the Throes of Passion 1

No...just no. It makes me depressed thinking about whoever I'd be with. That would be horrible, absolutely horrific to them. I don't think I could bring myself to doing that to somebody.

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edt4
05/21/2009

In the Throes of Passion 4

Allegedly the way actor John Garfield and Gov. Rockefeller went-- in the saddle, "coming" and "going" at the same time. High up on the list if I have my choice, although still second to dying in my sleep. Richard Pryor claimed his father died this way, and he said (and I paraphrase), "If I have a choice between dying while getting a nut or dying by getting hit by a bus, I know which line I'm gonna be on, and it's gonna be that long, long line."

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sk4u2009
04/28/2009

In the Throes of Passion 3

well............... lmao.......... on one hand what a way to go, but on the other hand, how horrible the other person would feel. The guilt they would carry.

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Astromike
04/20/2009

In the Throes of Passion 4

At least you got some before you left.

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doobiesNhof
03/29/2009

In the Throes of Passion 4

He came and went at the same time!! LOL

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Humorbot
03/29/2009

In the Throes of Passion 1

That wouldn't feel very good for my partner...
I guess "Who cares, you're dead"
but yes.

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StarkTruth
01/02/2009

In the Throes of Passion 3

Ha! The throes of passion means a hellaofalotmmore than just engaging in sexual intercourse. Shows how little you know (who ever posted this list) That's like saying that driving an old Buick Skylark is the same as driving a Testarossa.  

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Cameron9551
01/02/2009

In the Throes of Passion 5

Awesome

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Mega Spawn
01/01/2009

In the Throes of Passion 5

HELL YEAH!

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*/-Rachel-\*
12/17/2008

In the Throes of Passion 3

umm that would be traumatizing to the other person

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Lush7999
12/03/2008

In the Throes of Passion 5

HELL YEAH! Cum and go at the same time!!!

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Kelso3402
11/25/2008

In the Throes of Passion 4

i wouldnt mind

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idk257
11/18/2008

In the Throes of Passion 3

lol oh how did u die. umm i died during sex

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lorifreakinlor i
10/26/2008

In the Throes of Passion 5

In a gigolos obit it might say "from the smile on his face at the time of his passing we can be assured he died doing a job he loved"

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lix
10/18/2008

In the Throes of Passion 5

I thought people died and went to heaven when they had sex? What? No one's ever said, "Oh my god, I'm going to die...." ? If I'm going to go, he's going with me, damnit.

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Armando667
10/09/2008

In the Throes of Passion 5

that would have to suck a lot though.

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laura119
10/07/2008

In the Throes of Passion 5

only if i die in the throes of passion with him baby!

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Jessica1124
10/06/2008

In the Throes of Passion 1

I hope that's no indication of who I was being passionate with

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McCHIDO
09/20/2008

In the Throes of Passion 5

AFTER IM DONE..

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Lucy Jane
09/17/2008

In the Throes of Passion 3

yikes!

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kayla8785
09/03/2008

In the Throes of Passion 5

sweeeet!!!!

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tevva ~_~ misha
08/27/2008

In the Throes of Passion 5

Creepy for the other person but for me... that would rock

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Nathan Alan
08/24/2008

In the Throes of Passion 5

Yes yes oh God yes!

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GenghisTheHun
08/19/2008

In the Throes of Passion 3

It all depends and most of you know what I mean.

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xerozarkjin
08/11/2008

In the Throes of Passion 4

I wanna met a girl that can kill a guy by over-stimulation.

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ValkyrieVoice
08/02/2008

In the Throes of Passion 1

Um, what? A cheap thrill? I don't think so.

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fb1361835670
07/24/2008

In the Throes of Passion 5

Sorry babe! See you in another life.

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U.S.M.C. ORRAHH!
07/22/2008

In the Throes of Passion 1

that would suck

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Ron334
07/18/2008

In the Throes of Passion 4

K

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Thommy778
07/11/2008

In the Throes of Passion 5

EVERY OLD PERVERTED MANS PHANTASY!

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♥Debali cious♥
07/10/2008

In the Throes of Passion 5

lol that would b something wouldnt it

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Tiffany K ™
07/10/2008

In the Throes of Passion 5

hellllll yea!

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Loc Dog
07/09/2008

In the Throes of Passion 3

I DONT KNOW IF

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Jennifer845
07/07/2008

In the Throes of Passion 5

pretty freaky for the other person- but hey, I'm selfish :)

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Jamie118
07/06/2008

In the Throes of Passion 4

I guess that would be ok.

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:***Kï?ŠHÄ?*** :
07/03/2008

In the Throes of Passion 4

hahaha, that's funny

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Kortni
07/02/2008

In the Throes of Passion 5

high five!

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In the Throes of Passion 3

Painful due to possible heart attack and hurt loved one, but hey--if you're gonna go, that's one heck of a way to do so.

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24_Skater4ever _24
06/24/2008

In the Throes of Passion 2

ahah thats funny

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amanda510
06/23/2008

In the Throes of Passion 5

Hell yeah

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Will292
06/22/2008

In the Throes of Passion 5

cool

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In the Throes of Passion 1

um... okay? w/e

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Brenden
06/19/2008

In the Throes of Passion 4

Oh the irony..

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Oo Michelle oO
06/19/2008

In the Throes of Passion 5

One question - is it after I gets mine? Then it's not so bad.

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