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When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in your enemy's eyes.

Item added by Suzysway. Added on 07/22/2006
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Tomee Nevergiveup Smits
11/15/2010

When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in your enemy's eyes. 5

Haha.funny.love it!

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Stephanie Allen
08/24/2010

When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in your enemy's eyes. 5

I love how this quote takes the optimistic, "make lemonade" ending of the classic quote and turns it into something hostile, perverse, and anti-social. I LOVE IT!!!

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XAgent
04/12/2007

When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in your enemy's eyes. 4

I've employed this tactic many times in the past and always to great satisfaction

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irishgit
04/11/2007

When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in your enemy's eyes. 3

You can also bounce them off your enemies thick skull, if need be.

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numbah16tdhaha
04/11/2007

When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in your enemy's eyes. 4

Not a bad idea...

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