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Chalky
11/03/2008

Yoko Ono 5

Yoko Ono is really ugly plus she's an idiot.  One of her first 'art shows' consisted of garbage bags filled w/water.  Consequently, this garbage bag filled w/water is actively seeking a cabinet position.

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Doctor of Madness
11/02/2008

Yoko Ono 2

Here's the assumption I have to make. There are people I have met who have an incredible presence, but who otherwise seem quite unimpressive. I suspect that Yoko must have been much more impressive in person. Otherwise, John must have taken way more drugs than we thought.

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Molfan
11/02/2008

Yoko Ono 4

not so much her looks but never thought she had any talent. she pushed her way in show business when hooking up with John Lennon. I found her annoying and pushy. nothing special about her at all.

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louiethe20th
07/26/2007

Yoko Ono 5

Boy, John Lennon's taste in women was as good as his politics.

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BlueOrchid
07/26/2007

Yoko Ono 5

More like Yoko OH-NO!!!

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VirileVagabond
08/23/2006

Yoko Ono 2

Notwithstanding pretty much every prior review, I personally don't think Yoko Ono is all that ugly. My guess is that if she had not found fame due to her relationship with John Lennon no one would pay much attention even if passing her on the street. While some of her pictures should have been burned along with the negatives, I've also seen pictures in which she looks quite good. I would also hazard to guess that many project their distaste for her politics, art and music on to her appearance. (I don't care for these much either.) The bottom line is that when judging purely on appearance, Ono isn't nearly as hideous as many on this list. Yoko Ono Lennon was born February 18, 1933 in Tokyo.

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drimzef
06/17/2006

Yoko Ono 5

If you are horny and want to cool down, all you have to do is look at the albumcover with pictured on it John Lennon en Yoko butt naked. Works better than a cold shower.

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CanadaSucks
06/16/2006

Yoko Ono 5

She has, as one European scholar I met said, a rather 'unfortunate' appearance. . .

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trebon1038
06/16/2006

Yoko Ono 5

No looks, can't sing, but she has an awsome head for business.

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numbah16tdhaha
06/16/2006

Yoko Ono 5

Rude, yeah, but I don't care. Yoko Ono is butt ugly.

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Bird808
06/16/2006

Yoko Ono 2

I think its kind of rude to call people "ugly", one mans meat is another mans poison - think about that. She may not be to everyones taste on the outside and yes she does have some defining and unique features, but she made John Lennon happy and if it wasn't for her he wouldn't have written half of the good material he wrote before he died.

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Votes on this review: 5 Helpful / 1 Funny / 5 Agree / 3 Disagree

CastleBee
06/16/2006

Yoko Ono 4

The living proof that even though he was once divorced and once separated, overall John Lennon scored relatively low on the fickle chart. Even if she'd been a great beauty, she's just so unbelievably strange!

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edt4
06/15/2006

Yoko Ono 4

All I can say is that John must have really, REALLY loved her. At the height of his fame, he could have had virtually any woman he wanted, and he picked Yoko. Maybe that was the period he was doing a lot of acid and heroin...

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Votes on this review: 6 Helpful / 3 Funny / 6 Agree / 1 Disagree

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