Dwile Flonking - An English pub game

'twas whilst dwile floncking that Charles, Prince of Wales won the hand of the fair maiden Kate Middleton.

I dunno WHAT English pubs YOU been hanging out in,bro......

Not to be confused with Dweeb Flonking which is a common occurrence at many college frat houses. Note: Be sure to duck when you hear the phrase, "Here y'go t'gither!"

Apparently it is just the practice of throwing (flonking) a beer-soaked cloth (dwine) at other people, and scoring points based on where you hit them. It's not as cool as a boat race, but the name makes up for it :D

Alleged to be a Suffolk tradition going back five centuries, but really just an excuse to get elaborately drunk and dress up like a twit.And technically, its not a pub game, because its played outdoors.

This is a GREAT game, drunk or sober--well, drunk, at least.