Heather Tesch

Heather Tesch is a meteorologist for The Weather Channel.
Added on 07/26/2004
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SayAhhhhhh
01/19/2010

Heather Tesch 5

Her butt is rather large now so I'd have to use the parts from her breast up. I think her lips would make a great condom warmer. Believe I could help her rid herself of those annoying tonsils. other than that shes just another weather voice. Heather, can you say Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

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francis60
12/28/2009

Heather Tesch 3

I agree that Heather " was " at the top of the list for weather girl "eye candy". But that is not the case, now as she enters her 3rd decade of weather coverage. She does look like a prostitute...when they start messing with that hair of hers....and the clothing styles are not working. I predict that she will be retired when the ratings drop again. I do like the fact that TWC has realized it was not keeping pace with the Rat's that watch :)

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Mooster
12/28/2009

Heather Tesch 4

Heather was always the queen of TWC--classic beauty and grace. But since NBC (Nothing but Boneheaded Creeps) took over they have her looking like a two-bit prostitute. Her hair is matted down, her eye makeup like that of trailer trash, and the boots just aren't working. This transformation is both scary and dumbfounding.

C'mon Heather--you're too good to put up with that idiocy. Come back to Minnesota!!

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kamster
11/06/2009

Heather Tesch 5

I went to college in Minnesota with Heather. Depending on her birthdate..she's 43 or 44. She is as pretty now as she was then. I remember alot of hairspray between her and her roommater!

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drumer8998
10/17/2009

Heather Tesch 5

That picture you have doesn't do her justice at all. She had a total makeover after coming back from her second baby. Heather has always been pretty/beautiful/stunning, but when she came back from maternity leave she was just much more sexy and gorgeous. She's a world class beauty, with an amazing body. And she's sweet, smart, and very charismatic and charming. Very photogenic as well, the camera just loves her. She puts everybody else on the Weather Channel to shame, and for my money is the best looking woman on TV.

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rss021815
08/25/2009

Heather Tesch 5

I just wish she'd wear a dress or skirt so I could check out those long legs!!!

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bundyfan
04/17/2009

Heather Tesch 5

She's a total goddess. Just hope they move her back to "Your Weather Today". The three man team they have right now sucks

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ojonski
11/11/2008

Heather Tesch 5

Would rather watch Heather than anything else on TV,she makes weather interesting. Believe she is a good wife and mother and her husband is very lucky to have her.

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twstrchasr
10/05/2008

Heather Tesch 5

Heather is so classy and sexy !! The total opposite of that  cheap Alex Steele (what a pretentious slut).

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KaraStaats
09/02/2008

Heather Tesch 5

I love the new set they have, i love to watch her walk, great butt ! She is still the best meteorologist on all of TV !! Over time i have watched her hair get longer, i just love it... I would love to have a cup of coffee with her and REALLY get to know her..

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gingey
09/01/2008

Heather Tesch 5

A Hot Reporter that has replaced J.Lo ov the channel as my desire. Forget the age, like that matters. I'll wake every morning with TWC on my TV. She is soooooo sweet. yum.

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J72dolphins
06/08/2008

Heather Tesch 5

What a totally hot and sexy woman!!!!!

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leroy0504
06/04/2008

Heather Tesch 5

She is a very lovely looking lady...Today (6/4/08) she has on a pants outfit and the camera keeps getting full view of her and she has a very cute body..wow. I wonder if she is wearing a thong...lol. Wonder how tall she is?

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TheGrimReefer
04/23/2008

Heather Tesch 5

Heathers the hottest, then S. Abrams, the Nicole chick looked hot in her flight suit, the Asian chick is sexy & the new blonde chick on the weekends is hot.

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rr99vv
03/19/2008

Heather Tesch 5

Heather is absolutely stunning, I've been watching her in hi-def lately and 'omg' the thoughts she can give you first thing in the morning. Heather has such a great body and beautiful face. The only thing I wish would to see her in ''tight'' clothing daily. I'd lick her like an ice cream cone on a hot July day, I wouldn't miss a spot, you can only imagine how tasty she is between those firm thighs. Total MILF

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Polly1
12/11/2007

Heather Tesch 5

FACT:  TWC has to have the WORST hair and make-up artists in TV land.  Their hair looks like concrete and their make up is applied with a putty knife.

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atuteck
10/26/2007

Heather Tesch 5

yeah i would have to say that she is the best looking weather girl on television out there. i enjoy her myself in the morning, the wife does not even know the woman and is jealous of her. i do not know what the hell twc puts in their water but all twc girls a bunch of stone cold foxes? even the ugly ones look damn good.

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hillbillynatio n
10/25/2007

Heather Tesch 5

she must go to sleep by 8 PM to get up that early....little sex in that house, i'd bet...hate to be the neighbor who lights fireworks on the 4th of July.

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bbbboooobbbb
10/05/2007

Heather Tesch 3

pretty for her age. Nice body. Talks with a lisp or slur.

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sharris92
08/01/2007

Heather Tesch 5

Well, I'll admit I'm one of those guys who's up early in the morning and tuned to the weather channel.  Heather is hot and I would love to be in Marshall's position.  He's got Heather on one side and Nicole on the other.  Heather gets 10 stars from me and I'll be watching her this morning in about an hour.

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TheBoxer
07/03/2007

Heather Tesch 3

Yes she's a pretty lady and I love pretty ladies...sorry but half of it is TV/studio/makeup. She doesn't move away from the TWC logo because, like many women her age who have given birth, she's got a big butt. And that healthy complexion? Much of it's makeup made painful obvious when she wears an open blouse (face is tan, neck and chest is pastey white...get a clue TWC makeup room). And Heather, coming from a fan, please sell that 1970's era cameo necklace jewelry at your next garage sale. If interested I'd love to personally replace it with something in pearl.

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Heather1701
06/06/2007

Heather Tesch 5

She is very cute, good looking and most important of all. Very talented as a Meterologist.

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19fsg60
05/18/2007

Heather Tesch 2

How old is the lady, i think 38 ish.... any one know ? She sounds like my mom, definately studio make up,...lot's of it too. She does a nice job, I bet Marshall likes his job ! Did any one ever catch the clip announced by Nicole Mitchell that while driving a vehical it's illegal to watch porn on your mini van TV. What the hell were the producers thinking ! From the comments i've read posted here, there are lots of horny guys playing with their remote control's in the morning and Heather is the rain gauge !!!

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hawkxx
05/07/2007

Heather Tesch 5

A #1 lady doing weather today.

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rayden89
04/27/2007

Heather Tesch 5

to all you guys & gals keep your eyes off her!! i've been waking up early every morning just to be with her and to hear her talk! i think i appreciate her more than anyone of you out there! she is very sexy!!! and very! very!! very!!! Very!!! Hot! i just love everything about her!

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Heather Tesch 5

Okay, for the rest of you who are bitchin' about Heather's look, what I'm bitching about is that she married the wrong man...her obvious choice should have been the S-meister here.

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wac01
03/18/2007

Heather Tesch 1

I find Heather Tesch completely a bore and untalented. Her taste in clothing is pretty poor as well (often she looks like a housewife doing the weather). Looks aside, she is very dry and bland. I can't understand how she is leading the all-important morning weather for The Weathe Channel.

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likmeister
03/15/2007

Heather Tesch 5

I'd like to use her thighs as ear muffs. nudge nudge wink wink

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babewatcher
12/30/2006

Heather Tesch 5

There are three words that best describe Heather: SEXY, SEXY, and SEXY. Love the boobs, cute hair-do, and sweet smile.

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AjAxA
12/27/2006

Heather Tesch 5

I'd pour powered sugar on her ass and eat it like a funnel cake.

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6legend9
11/28/2006

Heather Tesch 5

Morning after morning she gives me a rise. Very hot.
What a sweet MILF

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Kraftwerk
11/02/2006

Heather Tesch 5

A blissful blend for barometric pressure, weather trends and sustained skyways. Intelligent; yet chillingly snappy. A real credit to "The Weather Channel"

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MrStone00
08/01/2006

Heather Tesch 5

Every morning I wake up and hope that 'this will be the morning Heather wears a white turtleneck WITHOUT A JACKET'!

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swide
05/06/2006

Heather Tesch 5

classy, beautiful ,and intelligent. only if she doesn't try to sound like Barbara Walters.

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lestat2468
03/19/2006

Heather Tesch 5

OMG I just love this woman and her tight sweaters. :)

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RoCkMCMLXX
02/21/2006

Heather Tesch 5

Heather is #1 of several weather channel women I would love to see in playboy magazine (Jen Carfagno being #2). Maybe we should drop Hef a line and tell him he would be even more of a god if he were to get these women in his magazine even partially nude. ;-)

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Fornicate69
01/04/2006

Heather Tesch 5

First class MILF.

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panteraguy
12/28/2005

Heather Tesch 5

Hot! She is just very sexy!

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columbus1063
11/08/2005

Heather Tesch 5

She speaks clearly, lucidly and with detail & nuance - obviously knows her weather - not just a pretty face reading a teleprompter. Nevertheless, she DOES have the face AND the body...the forecast is clearly hot & getting hotter in her latitude!

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Murtonfan4life 18
10/29/2005

Heather Tesch 5

She's awesome! I love to see her in the morning. And she's attractive!

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utaheyes
10/27/2005

Heather Tesch 4

Stunning, but one of the world's worst dressers on-air. Does she still wear that dreadful cheetah jacket? Looks like a bad vestige of bygone disco days

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GOPmember76
07/16/2005

Heather Tesch 4

I agree, she's hot.

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Ricols
07/10/2005

Heather Tesch 5

Not only is she HOT looking she knows her stuff as well!!!

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marcm9999
05/10/2005

Heather Tesch 3

TWC is full of these average reporters. Nothing special here.

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rbrook126
02/16/2005

Heather Tesch 4

She is quite attractive if you like watching a statue with moving arms. She never moves out from behind the Weather Channel logo.

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tdubya71
10/21/2004

Heather Tesch 5

She has improved since she was new in 1999.

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meo
10/07/2004

Heather Tesch 5

A very attractive woman.A pleasure to see every morning.

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kerryj
10/04/2004

Heather Tesch 5

She is beautiful,intelligent and has a wonderful personality. We miss her in Minneapolis.

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james123
09/23/2004

Heather Tesch 5

Gorgeous woman. Good morning indeed!

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TigerM
09/20/2004

Heather Tesch 5

The prettiest woman I seen in my life

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