"dodgeball"

Oh how I hated dodgeball. And it wasn't other kids who wanted to play this. In fact, we weren't even allowed to play dogeball during recess and if someone got the bright idea to play it on the playground, I always had to chance to just walk away. But spiteful P.E teachers constantly forced this game onto us.

A right of passage for most boys, first as the hapless victim, then later as the merciless oppressor.

Of course all those kids unfortunate enough to be named "Uriah" "Urban" and "Twitty" stay in the first stage.