I guess "Beaver-Lovers' Club" would be a little toooo obvious, eh?

I like those little foul mouthed squirrels from the internet cartoon I watch here and there. SQUIRRELLY WRATH!

I can see the evangelical tilt coming soon- "See what happens when you allow gays civil unions- now people will claim to love SQUIRRELS!" (Insert out-of-context Old-Testament passage here.)

I like Squirrels. even like to toss some treats in the yard for the wildlife. they are cute but join a club?

Is this some sort of red neck recipe club?

I was walking down the street one day and saw a handbill about the Squirrel Lovers' Twelve Step Program meeting at the local Unitarian Hall.

Well to make a long story short, I attended and was revolted by the stories! Let me tell you, my fellow RIAers, loving a squirrel is not only perverted, it is messy! Most of the poor schmoos in attendance found it hard to do.

The internet penis extender ads on the internet and television were actually counterproductive.

I like squirrels too, but I am not interested in joining the club.

Ya gotta wonder what the secret handshake is for these guys. On the other hand, maybe it's better not to know.

Isn't that against the law?

Never heard of it, but I'm sure you have to be nuts to join. Lol get it? Nuts,squirrels, oh never mind!

A squirrel is just a rat in a cuter outfit..

Yeah, they're cute. I like squirrels. But I don't think I'd want to join a club about it.