Yes masturbation would end this anonymous rating widget dispute.  If the reviewers would shake hands and grab their vacuum. 

I think these guys just elected my 14 year old son honorary president.

Something tells me this won't work as well as they would like.

I doubt this would catch on...

Some weird people on the internet...

I had a friend one time who must have been a member of this society.  If he had his way, an Arab could be elected Mayor of Tel Aviv.

We masturbate to relieve tension. If you dont masturbate, the world would not be too peaceful. It would be like a Night of the Living Dead movie. I would not leave the house because i would be afraid of some guy grabbing my ass. They should make it a requirement that pedophiles join this club as a way of mind healing. I am telling people to use their digits in pride to make this world a better place.

Pretty stupid. As if jacking off would make the world a better place.

Hardly what I would consider visible activism- at least I hope not.

Their end result doesn't really do anything for world peace. However, they leave less of a mess than many other peacekeeping operations.

Para-military nut-jobs. Conclude every meeting with a 21 gun salute.

. . .what about for war?

Well, seems logical. The whole reason people masturbate is because they can't get... Oh, P-E-A-C-E. Nevermind.

If there's a direct correlation between self-pleasuring and world peace then my 14 y/o brother is due for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Disgusting - but, you have to admit - if you got full participation, it would make it pretty hard to fire weapons.

............and how will we know when peace has been achieved? Will everyone become limp or will the world light up a collective smoke?

Alrighty then...