kingback56 07/09/2009
The beast!!! same rating as Natty
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imogen 06/23/2009
When I think of "terrible beer," Milwaukee's Best is the first name to pop into my head. It is absolutely awful. I do not understand why any brewery they would produce and market this beverage. I literally produce a gag reflex when I sip this. I'm convinced the only reason anyone buys it is because it is incredibly cheap.
Gris 04/21/2009
Ah, yes. The Beast. Truely, this is a terrible beer. Nevertheless, I am tempted to rate it 5 stars for nostalgia alone. This beer got me through high school. I didn't know what real beer tasted like back then. $3.99 for a six pack- you get what you pay for.
Spike65 01/30/2009
I am doing a new review for the "Ice" version which was actually pretty good for the style. I was able to procure a single can (a 24 ouncer) to review and was impressed. The tiny increase in alcohol and a touch more malt makes this beer an O.K. choice for a party beer.
trebon1038 02/24/2008
Oh yes...the $2 and something 12 packs fit right into the college student budget! It was the better tasting beer in the "cheap" catagory!
CanadaSucks 08/22/2007
Absolute shite mass-produced American swill. . .
windchime 05/15/2007
Actually, I've tried this cheap beer up in Canada, no less. It's smooth & doesn't make you sick the next day. As far as low priced beer goes, it's better than Bud or Michelob or Coors. If you're scraping w/cash- this is your best bet.
twansalem 05/15/2007
It's not too bad. When I go visit my parents and my dad asks me if I want a beer, this is probably what he'll give me.
hrpuffnstuff 03/26/2006
the mexicans in manassas park virgnia love the milwaukee's best. well i guess there's no account for taste.
1JohnDoeFan 06/21/2005
The absolute worst cheap beer of all time. I will drink cheap beer every once in awhile... and that would be Natural Light. Milwaukee's Best tastes like poop that came out of a skunk's poop machine.
dragonman 06/15/2005
Even in my college years when I was low on money I was smart enought to not buy this crap, if you're going to buy cheap crap buy the less crappy Keystone Light.
James76255 02/16/2005
When I was younger and this was all we could afford, it was fine. I can't even stand the smell of it now. It's not called The Beast for nothing.
frogger20190 09/16/2004
The Beast. The worst of the cheaps. Give me Red, White and Blue anyday over this sewer water.
bibliophile 09/12/2004
This is the best of the worst. Yes, it is a cheap beer. But I actually think it is better than many American beers you would pay more for.
jazzybee 06/05/2004
milwaukee's best=america's worst... but old milwaukee for some reason isn't that bad.. but it is getting there.
irishgit 02/01/2004
What more can you expect from the city that brought us Jeff Dahmer.
fallschefs14 11/01/2003
You all are stupid. You can't get any better than the beast. Not only is it good but its cheap.
beermonstor 08/25/2003
Say what you will about this liquid they claim is beer, but for me it's liquid nostalgia. Long live the beast.
jred 08/09/2003
This beer is garbage, but we used to get it so cheap it made up for it.
Dragon 5 08/08/2003
This cannot possibly be called beer.
jkirk14 06/13/2003
Tastes like Milwaukee. No really, go and lick the ground in Milwaukee and then try the Beast, you wont be able to tell the difference.
Winndix60 05/07/2003
AHHH, college.. and for $6.99 you could get a cold case of longnecks...but the next day was the worst of all.
zuchinibut 12/11/2002
It doesnt get any worse than this. Even if you are just trying to down as much as you can for as little as possible. Busch or Nat Light are better for that.
Jason1972 11/07/2002
This was a bare necessity as a college student - this beer and Ramen Noodles. That was the three-course meal everyday, well almost. When I think back, it's like "what the hell was I thinking."
viperguy96 11/06/2002
If you're desperate for a buzz, and are on a budget, then i suggest the beast. If not, then STAY AWAY!
loki13 03/08/2002
This beer is nasty.
Cynical Sam 02/20/2002
Consider rehab if you're drinking this horse piss on a regular basis.
Potch1214 10/11/2001
If this is Milwaukee's best, that city is in TROUBLE!
Maestro 09/29/2001
TASTES LIKE COMPLETE ASS, AND NO I HAVE NEVER TASTES ASS! IT IS JUST AN ASSUMPTION
rdee3843om 06/25/2001
I give it a 5star rating... Only because you all make me laugh... SOUTHPAW is far superior to THE BEAST... (and southpaw is no champion either...) THE BEAST is LIKE 86 OCTANE GASOLINE you could get much better.... "Only an ANIMAL can handle the BEAST..."-ROb
Beach Bum 06/09/2001
I will drink this beer when I am unemployed and living on food stamps
bosox79 10/22/2000
That this tastes exactly like what I'd expect Milkwaukee's best to taste like makes it an honest brew.. it also makes it pretty bad.
alicat 10/13/2000
This beer reminds me of a bad frat party. Who drinks Milwaukee's best if they aren't trying to get the most alcohol they can for the dollar? I hope no one. That is really the only reason to buy it and even then you can get Keystone light which is really bad too but not as bad. It is just cheap bad beer.
rausland 05/31/2000
The term "swill" comes to mind when I think of this beer. It's ideal for college kids on a budget who are looking to drink copious amounts of alcohol for beer goggling.
Ruby 05/01/2000
I think everyone should, at leeast once in their life, spend a month unemployed, buying a case of Beast every morning, and splitting it with an unemployed friend. A real character builder, that Beast...
Wiggum 03/31/2000
Is it the best beer? Of course not. Does it bring back amazing college memories (or lack thereof)? Absolutely. The Beast is the king of cheap beer.
davi766om 11/17/1999
Easily the greatest beer of all-time. The phenomenol high-school/college memories fueled by the Beast are too numerous to count.
mrsc741om 11/02/1999
Awful hangovers!! Reminds me of college!!
magellan 10/30/1999
High rating is due to price per ounce, not quality.
anne416om 10/26/1999
The Beast will forever hold a sacred place in my heart (and damaged liver). I remember going to college and a case of warm Beast was $4.99 - that was only 10 years ago. I loved this stuff amd I am sure that it made me a lot more appealing to the small number of girls that I have kissed in my life. The tall boy pounder cans always come in handy. Unfortunately, my stomach is aging and cannot suffer the effects of the Beast as well as it used to. I miss this beer, but will occassionally partake in a few now and then for old times sake.
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