Milwaukee's Best

Approval Rate: 60%

60%Approval ratio

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    kingback56

    Thu Jul 09 2009

    The beast!!! same rating as Natty

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    imogen

    Tue Jun 23 2009

    When I think of "terrible beer," Milwaukee's Best is the first name to pop into my head. It is absolutely awful. I do not understand why any brewery they would produce and market this beverage. I literally produce a gag reflex when I sip this. I'm convinced the only reason anyone buys it is because it is incredibly cheap.

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    gris2575

    Tue Apr 21 2009

    Ah, yes. The Beast. Truely, this is a terrible beer. Nevertheless, I am tempted to rate it 5 stars for nostalgia alone. This beer got me through high school. I didn't know what real beer tasted like back then. $3.99 for a six pack- you get what you pay for.

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    spike65

    Fri Jan 30 2009

    I am doing a new review for the "Ice" version which was actually pretty good for the style. I was able to procure a single can (a 24 ouncer) to review and was impressed. The tiny increase in alcohol and a touch more malt makes this beer an O.K. choice for a party beer.

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    trebon1038

    Sun Feb 24 2008

    Oh yes...the $2 and something 12 packs fit right into the college student budget! It was the better tasting beer in the "cheap" catagory!

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    canadasucks

    Wed Aug 22 2007

    Absolute shite mass-produced American swill. . .

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    twansalem

    Tue May 15 2007

    It's not too bad. When I go visit my parents and my dad asks me if I want a beer, this is probably what he'll give me.

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    windchime

    Tue May 15 2007

    Actually, I've tried this cheap beer up in Canada, no less. It's smooth & doesn't make you sick the next day. As far as low priced beer goes, it's better than Bud or Michelob or Coors. If you're scraping w/cash- this is your best bet.

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    hrpuffnstuff

    Sun Mar 26 2006

    the mexicans in manassas park virgnia love the milwaukee's best. well i guess there's no account for taste.

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    1johndoefan

    Tue Jun 21 2005

    The absolute worst cheap beer of all time. I will drink cheap beer every once in awhile... and that would be Natural Light. Milwaukee's Best tastes like poop that came out of a skunk's poop machine.

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    dragonman

    Wed Jun 15 2005

    Even in my college years when I was low on money I was smart enought to not buy this crap, if you're going to buy cheap crap buy the less crappy Keystone Light.

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    james76255

    Wed Feb 16 2005

    When I was younger and this was all we could afford, it was fine. I can't even stand the smell of it now. It's not called The Beast for nothing.

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    frogger20190

    Thu Sep 16 2004

    The Beast. The worst of the cheaps. Give me Red, White and Blue anyday over this sewer water.

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    bibliophile

    Sun Sep 12 2004

    This is the best of the worst. Yes, it is a cheap beer. But I actually think it is better than many American beers you would pay more for.

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    jazzybee

    Sat Jun 05 2004

    milwaukee's best=america's worst... but old milwaukee for some reason isn't that bad.. but it is getting there.

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    irishgit

    Sun Feb 01 2004

    What more can you expect from the city that brought us Jeff Dahmer.

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    fallschefs14

    Sat Nov 01 2003

    You all are stupid. You can't get any better than the beast. Not only is it good but its cheap.

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    beermonstor

    Mon Aug 25 2003

    Say what you will about this liquid they claim is beer, but for me it's liquid nostalgia. Long live the beast.

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    jredb804

    Sat Aug 09 2003

    This beer is garbage, but we used to get it so cheap it made up for it.

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    dragon_5

    Fri Aug 08 2003

    This cannot possibly be called beer.

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    jkirk14

    Fri Jun 13 2003

    Tastes like Milwaukee. No really, go and lick the ground in Milwaukee and then try the Beast, you wont be able to tell the difference.

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    winndix60

    Wed May 07 2003

    AHHH, college.. and for $6.99 you could get a cold case of longnecks...but the next day was the worst of all.

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    zuchinibut

    Wed Dec 11 2002

    It doesnt get any worse than this. Even if you are just trying to down as much as you can for as little as possible. Busch or Nat Light are better for that.

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    jason1972

    Thu Nov 07 2002

    This was a bare necessity as a college student - this beer and Ramen Noodles. That was the three-course meal everyday, well almost. When I think back, it's like "what the hell was I thinking."

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    viperguy96

    Wed Nov 06 2002

    If you're desperate for a buzz, and are on a budget, then i suggest the beast. If not, then STAY AWAY!

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    loki13

    Fri Mar 08 2002

    This beer is nasty.

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    cynical_sam

    Wed Feb 20 2002

    Consider rehab if you're drinking this horse piss on a regular basis.

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    potch1214

    Thu Oct 11 2001

    If this is Milwaukee's best, that city is in TROUBLE!

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    maestro

    Sat Sep 29 2001

    TASTES LIKE COMPLETE ASS, AND NO I HAVE NEVER TASTES ASS! IT IS JUST AN ASSUMPTION

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    rdee3843om

    Mon Jun 25 2001

    I give it a 5star rating... Only because you all make me laugh... SOUTHPAW is far superior to THE BEAST... (and southpaw is no champion either...) THE BEAST is LIKE 86 OCTANE GASOLINE you could get much better.... "Only an ANIMAL can handle the BEAST..."-ROb

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    bosox79

    Sun Oct 22 2000

    That this tastes exactly like what I'd expect Milkwaukee's best to taste like makes it an honest brew.. it also makes it pretty bad.

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    alicat

    Fri Oct 13 2000

    This beer reminds me of a bad frat party. Who drinks Milwaukee's best if they aren't trying to get the most alcohol they can for the dollar? I hope no one. That is really the only reason to buy it and even then you can get Keystone light which is really bad too but not as bad. It is just cheap bad beer.

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    rausland

    Wed May 31 2000

    The term "swill" comes to mind when I think of this beer. It's ideal for college kids on a budget who are looking to drink copious amounts of alcohol for beer goggling.

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    ruby9916

    Mon May 01 2000

    I think everyone should, at leeast once in their life, spend a month unemployed, buying a case of Beast every morning, and splitting it with an unemployed friend. A real character builder, that Beast...

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    wiggum

    Fri Mar 31 2000

    Is it the best beer? Of course not. Does it bring back amazing college memories (or lack thereof)? Absolutely. The Beast is the king of cheap beer.

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    davi766om

    Wed Nov 17 1999

    Easily the greatest beer of all-time. The phenomenol high-school/college memories fueled by the Beast are too numerous to count.

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    mrsc741om

    Tue Nov 02 1999

    Awful hangovers!! Reminds me of college!!

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    magellan

    Sat Oct 30 1999

    High rating is due to price per ounce, not quality.

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    anne416om

    Tue Oct 26 1999

    The Beast will forever hold a sacred place in my heart (and damaged liver). I remember going to college and a case of warm Beast was $4.99 - that was only 10 years ago. I loved this stuff amd I am sure that it made me a lot more appealing to the small number of girls that I have kissed in my life. The tall boy pounder cans always come in handy. Unfortunately, my stomach is aging and cannot suffer the effects of the Beast as well as it used to. I miss this beer, but will occassionally partake in a few now and then for old times sake.

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