RIA is run by Aliens

We send regular transmissions from the mothership but we don't really run the site.

This theory explains why Christophino joined the site. He hoped to jump the queue on the rectal probing.

I have here in my hand the names of five subversive aliens I can rattle off without thinking too hard, who have infiltrated this all -American site That's right. Irish, James McComma, Franks, the British black chick with the cute avatar, and that teenaged British Rush fan all run the show.


The black chick can stay....

I'm one of them......

Magellan's next avatar pic should depict a green glow around him and star antennae atop his head.

Headmaster of the Twilight Zone. No secrets here, we know who you are.

If RIA is run by aliens that would explain all the anal probing thats mentioned

Legal aliens?

I wonder if they (aliens) like to go fishing??

I wonder if they are the illegal or the terrestial type?

Lets see... travel a billion light years to take over the earth and all its resources.....Or, become a web-master? What's an intergalactic being to do?

I swear a few of you guys showed up at my house last night and performed a few tests on me. I think I failed the IQ one.

The plot thickens...The original "Alien Spy Syndicate" that ran RIA has now been infiltrated by at least 3 other factions: "Alien Reviewers Spreading Entropy","Big Ugly Terra Troopers" and "Belligerant Uranians & Martians".Stay tuned...

"Beam me up, Scotty"

Now that's something for the x-files! I didn't realize those little white creatures with big eyes ran the site.

The last time I was kidnapped by extra-terrestials many things were explained to me, such as why men put the roll of toilet paper one way and women put the toilet paper the other. I also got the lowdown on the Kennedy assassinations, but I am not allowed to breathe a word of this until 2052, by which time I'll probably be dead anyway. But the aliens said I can spread the word far and wide that they established this website.

Well, I thought it was run by the FBI to collect valuable information from us (such as exactly how hot Ricky Ullman is), but I guess it could be aliens instead . . .

It's true! During may latest abduction, when I was on the pallet in the 'saucer, I was able to turn my head and saw Castlebee, numbah, JonTheMan and Ignatius-J-Reilly playing poker with some Grays!

Nah, but Lawrence is a member of the Illuminati along with Colonel Sanders, Ronald McDonald, Bill Gates and Hillary Clinton.

And all this time I just thought Lawerence was from France.

This is common knowledge. RIA is run from the planet San Francisco where architects build on slopes, trams are called cable cars and a red bridge is called a Golden Gate. Bizarre!