If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Because the Acme Pizza Division didn't have Road-Runner as a topping option.

I wonder is if Wile E. is ordering his ACME stuff on-line now. Then again, he seemed to get pretty prompt delivery when he used the US Postal service for mail order.

That guy seriously needs a life. I wonder if he also buys from Avon. XD

A road runner is a sweet meat not served in the local delis,and worth dying for 163 times or more..?

must have been very narrow minded. maybe he was blonde as a child...

Exactly. You think he'd learn and just go through the KFC drive thru.

This is because Wile, like Elmer Fudd and Sylvester the Cat, graduated with honors from the Masochistic Institute of Hunting and Gathering where you are required to take an oath to always take the road most painful and less logical. (It's kind of like working for the government.)

Obviously a case of obsessive compulsive disorder.

I dunno, but I'm wondering why he decided to stick with Acme when all their crap just breaks, anyway. TO MADHATTER: Haha, I dunno, I doubt it--they were probably making a killing off his business alone (just from buying those catapults--I mean, how many did he buy???); if he's silly enough to keep using their products, I doubt he'd be bright enough to ask for a refund, anyway.

Why go after the Road Runner anyways? There isn't much meat to it. TO KAMYLIENNE: You think Acme Refund his money for everytime their product broke?

The Roadrunner was worth more to him than some dinner down at the diner.

Jed-that's cute! I'd have to agree-I think it's because he wanted roadrunner more than anything else.

Thrill of the kill.

He had a taste for road runner. Most diners don't offer that on their menus.