Hire a Bodyguard

Item added by zuchinibut. Added on 07/01/2004
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lix
10/28/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 1

....right after I build myself a red carpet entrance and hire some photographers to pretend to be interested in me.

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Meghann
10/22/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 3

I wouldn't unless I felt I needed one. Most likely not.

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brittany2085
10/04/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 5

sexy bitch with a gun....!

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Jamie & Finn
09/10/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 5

well i need one of those now :)

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~*~Annie~*~
09/01/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 1

That just breeds insecurity and bad mojo. No thanks. Besides, I have my husband, no need to hire anyone else. He's all the protection I need.

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Ashley6052
08/31/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 1

nah

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KEEPIN IT REAL
08/29/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 5

OH YES I WOULD!!!

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Hire a Bodyguard 4

but only if i need one lol

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CarrollCountyK id
08/16/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 3

I don't think that would work for me.

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ms-401253648
08/08/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 2

well i t depends.. can i get a reality show out of it LOL JK

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Hire a Bodyguard 1

as if

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Randy3528
08/07/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 1

I can take care of me.

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Itz Me Gayle62
08/03/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 5

Someone has to carry my purse!

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ms-397791145
08/02/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 2

No.

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Mr. Matt
08/01/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 4

i would need some extra protection

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Batty40
07/30/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 3

Maybe in the short term before people forget who I am and how much I have won.

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myspace-373553756
07/29/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 1

ok, seriously

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~C ALLEN~
07/25/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 1

kind of silly

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julie137
07/25/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 5

50 cent

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FranksWildYear s
07/22/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 5

My body gaurd would be tall, fit, a black belt in karate, look great in a bikini and be very open minded.

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KRISTYN718
07/22/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 1

and the point would be....??????

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ms-56968273
07/22/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 1

Don't need one I have my german sheperd---LOL she is good enough for me....

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Shannon711
07/18/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 3

Hoping I wouldn't need one.

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rawrrr49
07/17/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 2

i dont need a body guard

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1sweetheart
07/17/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 2

For What?

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Hire a Bodyguard 4

only if it was my best friend and we crashed toy helicoptors and goofed around all the time.

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Hire a Bodyguard 1

nope i have no reason for one.

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BlueOrchid
07/10/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 2

As for me, my husband knows kung-fu. I think I have nothing to worry about.

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GenghisTheHun
07/09/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 4

If you won a lot of dough, you would need one for a while, at least.

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°o.OWø£vièO.o°
07/09/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 1

no need for things like that

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supergirl82
07/08/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 1

naw

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Crystal911
07/08/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 1

My husband will do better.LOL

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Justin Burk
07/08/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 2

i'm a bodygaurd

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Jennifer845
07/07/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 3

hmmm... probably not. But I won't tell y'all for sure!

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Diana <3
07/06/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 3

maybe :/

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?K a y l a ;]
07/06/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 4

pretty kewwl. aww meaty!!

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bradthebeast11
07/06/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 5

I would never have to worry about someone hurting me and robbing my house.

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ELONDA
07/05/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 5

why i have clinton

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Hire a Bodyguard 1

nope

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Elaine681
07/04/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 1

no security system yes

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-Jazmin-
07/04/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 1

it's horrible

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Unknown3244887 49
07/03/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 5

YEAH.....TA KICK YO ASS!!!!!

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Hire a Bodyguard 1

what ever im good with just myself

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Boffie boo
07/03/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 4

yes sure

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:***Kï?ŠHÄ?*** :
07/03/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 4

When you get a lot of money, all of a sudden people start to show up.

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Brett Bessie Bess
07/02/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 1

Ill kill ne 1 who comes near me unless I like him

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irishgit
07/02/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 2

Having worked around a few people who had bodyguards, I have a pretty good idea what this does to your social life and sense of privacy. This is not a trade I'm willing to make.

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cynthia623
07/02/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 5

does he come wth personal use as well.lol

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~???????~
07/02/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 5

yup

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tabitha,jeremy
07/02/2008

Hire a Bodyguard 3

only if it is someone that can kick my ass!

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