The dentist

Are you scared of going to the dentist?
Item added by Jamie McBain. Added on 06/28/2004
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zorohem
09/12/2009

The dentist 1

Giant needles and the drilling sounds...no...but I hate it when they try and talk to you and ask you questions when you are having your teeth worked on.

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Felicia_813
08/09/2009

The dentist 1

no

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samiiiii
08/06/2009

The dentist 3

i have to say i'm scared of going to the dentist!

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sk4u2009
03/23/2009

The dentist 1

Nope

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edt4
03/23/2009

The dentist 3

I never used to be afraid of the dentist, because even when I wasn't assiduous in my care of my teeth as a kid, they never really presented me with any problems (I never had a cavity until I hit middle-age; my birth mother says that's because she drank a lot of milk when she was pregnant with me). Last year, though, I had to have wisdom teeth removed, and I have to say that the prospect of that terrified me. At one point, I was tempted to call the dental surgeon and cancel the appointment, but I imagined Don Corleone standing in front of me, grabbing me by the lapels and shrieking, "What do I do? What do I do? You can start by acting like a man, that's what you can do!" So, like Jimmy Cagney walking the last mile at Sing Sing while Pat O'Brien offers up a prayer, I submitted myself to the dental surgeon's ministrations. I woke up in the dentist's chair very disoriented, and by the time I had gotten to the pharmacy to pick up my prescription for Vicodin (maybe that was one of the reasons I didn't cancel the "surgery"-- knowing that I would be getting a script for Vicodin), the pain started kicking in, and it was pretty intense. Of course, that's a year in the past at this point, and I'm glad I did have the surgery. Now, though, like the put-upon guy bringing his car in for an oil change and bracing himself while the Jiffy-Lube guy tells him that 9 or 10 other things are wrong with the car, I keep waiting for the dentist to tell me something else needs to be done, probably something else that's going to prove painful to rectify--- another cavity, root canal treatment, or the wisdom teeth on the other side of my mouth need to come out, or...

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Astromike
03/23/2009

The dentist 5

I HATE the dentist!!! Why does it have to hurt so damn much!? Seems like it hurts even more now that Im older then when I was a kid. I only go if I absolutely have to. Cause expensive dentist will try to find reasons for you to keep coming back. I hate em lol

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Wiseguy
01/13/2009

The dentist 3

Not as much as Rednecks are...

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StarkTruth
01/13/2009

The dentist 2

I'm not afraid of the dentist... only his drill.

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The dentist 1

No, absolutely not.

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:p Jake q:
12/11/2008

The dentist 4

a little bit

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Lush7999
12/03/2008

The dentist 2

Front teeth-COOL! Back teeth-BETTER KNOCK ME THE FUCK OUT!

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f e l ? c ? a
10/11/2008

The dentist 1

I have braces how the hell am i supposed to be scareD?

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Armando667
10/03/2008

The dentist 5

freaks me out

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{(:Wtf MaRiO Wtf:)}
09/22/2008

The dentist 2

2

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The dentist 1

I actually like taking care of my teeth,...

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McCHIDO
09/20/2008

The dentist 1

NAA

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Alex6816
09/18/2008

The dentist 5

Is there anything the dentist does that doesn't hurt?

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jennifer8300
09/08/2008

The dentist 2

1 cavity. when they pull out the needle. i come unglued!!!!!!!!! so i brush like 7 times a day... ask my friends

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veronica1219
08/20/2008

The dentist 1

haha i like my dentist

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The dentist 2

ugh!!! I hate that smell!!!!!!

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IS THAT RIGHT.
08/11/2008

The dentist 1

IM NOT SCARED

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xerozarkjin
08/11/2008

The dentist 1

Ducks.

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The dentist 2

sux

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CanadaSucks
08/01/2008

The dentist 2

Dentistry has come a long way in the last 15 years. It's not as bad as your parents' dental horror stories.  My guy is quite hilarious.  I have major work done on a back molar and was in the chair for an hour and actually wasn't bad at all.  I find dentistry to be one of those trades that has aged quite well.

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Lena
08/01/2008

The dentist 1

I love the dentist. Granted I've never had a cavity or orthodontics so that helps quite a lot.

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SomebodysSunsh ine
07/28/2008

The dentist 3

It's like anything...a bad experience or two can create anxiety for future visits.

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Jillian202
07/20/2008

The dentist 2

Not my favorite-

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Ron334
07/18/2008

The dentist 1

depends on wat

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The dentist 3

I work for dental insurance. Some of the stories I hear about subpar dentists would have you curled up in the corner crying

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The Not It Girl.
07/13/2008

The dentist 5

fuckin Hate it!

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The dentist 3

I think all people at one time or another are afraid of the dentist, and that again is due to the unexpected.

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SKITTLEZ
07/12/2008

The dentist 3

eeee my mouth was soo numb last time

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ValkyrieVoice
07/12/2008

The dentist 3

More nerve racking than scary.

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ms-31974077
07/11/2008

The dentist 1

my dentist is hot and makes going there all the worthwhile!!!!!

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myspace-380812710
07/10/2008

The dentist 1

not scary, just sometimes annoying and painful.

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Elaine681
07/09/2008

The dentist 1

no hate it but no

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ms-373411574
07/08/2008

The dentist 2

Not to scary, if I get a good dentist.

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Crystal911
07/08/2008

The dentist 3

hope the dentist is not evil

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Cristian 354
07/08/2008

The dentist 1

uhhn no..

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?K a y l a ;]
07/06/2008

The dentist 2

i'm scared of the pain thats involved.

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The dentist 1

I like being clean

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The dentist 1

great perfect

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PrOmIsE mE
07/02/2008

The dentist 3

I don't like having people in my mouth

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Bri <3
07/02/2008

The dentist 3

I havent liked the dentist very much lately

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07/02/2008

The dentist 1

they just fixin yo mouth and teeth

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tabitha,jeremy
07/02/2008

The dentist 5

omfg I'm gone!

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♥sweet& hearts;
07/02/2008

The dentist 1

i have good teeth so nope not scared

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Jahnnie
07/02/2008

The dentist 1

looooooooooove going to the dentist

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Jessica570
07/01/2008

The dentist 1

hell no especially when they give you good meds!!!!!

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The dentist 1

Not scary, more like annoying!

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