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She is both father and mother to Eric, born a hermaphrodite she got a women pregnant at the Drunkin' Barn Dance. Her pampering of Cartman along with her crack-whore ways (even appearing on the cover of Crack Whore Magazine) explain much about Cartman's personality. Other parents accept Laine as one of them, e.g., when Token's dad explains to him why they are rich he says, "For instance, your mother is a chemist for a pharmaceutical company, whereas your friend Eric Cartman's mother is a crack whore. One pays more than the other."

Eric's promiscuous mother who happens to love crack and multiple relations with numerous characters including Bill Clinton. The episode she played the biggest part she attempted to have any official- eventually getting Clinton to agree after having sex with him- to a late term abortion. It turns out she was seeking a 32nd trimester abortion for her son Eric which illuminated the weakness of the radical pro-abortion position. Other than that she has a couple funny spots here and there usually pampering Eric or smoking crack while having relations with various characters.