Boston Terrier
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These are dogs really are worthless and a waste of good oxygen. but hey my opinion is mine and yours is yours, if you love them, great. I have a rescued german shepard myself, and will never own any other breed, my fiancee has the boston. I just really dont see the point in buying or owning a toy/small dog, if your gonna buy a dog, go buy a DOG, youll never go wrong with a German shepard, golden retriever, lab, and so on.
When I moved in with my future ex wife, this dog was probably the dumbest thing id ever seen, it has a napoleon complex, and an incessant need to jump (it will litteraly jump in place until it cant anymore). Theyre inherently retarded, but I have seen some videos of good, trained ones, anomolies I guess. Also, someone else might be able to chime in on this, when they get overly excited (which is all the time) they have this weird tendency to sneeze grunt? She says its a reverse sneeze that these ugly things have and constantly has to try and calm it down, also theyre the gasiest dogs iv ever seen, people say they dont shed as much which is a lie, thier rat fur is just so small you can't tell they shed everywhere, hmm let me think of a positive about this breed...well if your the paris hilton type, you can dress em up and fit them in your purse, they also fit easly a small garbage can.
Alright so lets sum this up...
Looks- 0 stars (They are ugly little basterds, they remind me of a gremlin, BUT they can be so ugly theyre cute, you kind of pity them which I think is why most people own one)
Temperment/Attitude/personality- No Stars (Like I said, Napoleon Complex, these dogs think they are bigger than they are, if my Shepard wasnt so gentle it would have bit this boston in half because of thier attitude. I also wouldn't trust it around a kid or baby. they are dumb to, I gave ours a kickball, it would chase it all the way to the fence, when the ball hit the fence and stopped, the dog was too retarded to realize it and slammed face first into the fence. Which leads me to the next categorie!)
Entertainment- 5 stars! They are fun to watch, because they are truely retarded!
Training- 0 stars (They are not easy to train, and im not just saying that because I hate them, its true, they are very stubborn, but it can be done, you just have to decide wether the pathetic thing is worth it)
Maitenence- 0 stars (They shit all the time, and piss on everything, but on the bright side, theyre easy to wash, a little dish soap in a clean toilet, put the dog in, let him struggle a bit to get the suds going, then flush a few times to rinse)
Now before all you haters start bashing me, feel free(go F yourselves), but this is a review of this breed from one dog, and a few other stories I read in researching on how to train these little assholes. I really feel that if you want a good dog, rescue one, if you really want a boston terrorist, find a boston terrorist rescue, and let the dog choose you, maybe youll find one that some poor owner already wasted thier life and time training. I hate it when people go out and buy dogs like its a toy.