Man drinks are brown, gold, or clear. Blue and green are also okay by the pool.

I do not drink anything blue, maybe it's the old tidy bowl commercials stuck in my memory. Green ? Only on St. Paddys day, Brothers.

Thru general observance, as I am not a man, it does look as though a lot of men follow this rule. Although I have seen a green drink being quaffed by a few, it is usally the brown gold or clear group they preder.

This is a fairly solid man law, but it should not, however overrule another law on this list: "Never leave an alcoholic drink unfinished." If your wife, girlfriend or even just potential hookup you've been hanging out with for the night has a bright fruity drink but decides that she can't finish it, it is your obligation to finish said bright fruity drink. Just make sure that you have your man law acceptable drink near you so that it is obvious that you are just finishing her girly drink so as to not waste alcohol.

A man's relationship with his drink should be a private affair. Nobody wants to hear about your preferences or your capacity. And if you are expecting the obscurity, rarity or price of your choice to impress others, its evidence that your character does not stand on its own merit and has to be propped up by your social associations.

Nah.

A man drinks what he wants when he wants.

However, it takes a bigger man to ridicule a flourescent star trek drink of a smaller man.

This is like a flashback to Comedy Central's: 'The Man Show.'

Leave the dyed drinks at home, period. They are estrogenic.

No pink, boys.