Butterfinger

Best use for this putrid thing: throw it in the pool when you've got guests.

I still have a fondness for them, and indulge occasionally, but the consistency was always what I imagined it might have been like to chew my way through a tree, with shards of wood and bark dropping off all around on the floor, splinters and shredded leaves caught between my teeth, a miasma of sawdust floating through the air engulfing my head. Tasty enough for commercially produced cheap chocolate, but something of a mess to eat, with yellow and brown crumbs everywhere.

I was never a big fan of the Butterfinger. Too much butter, not enough finger. The inside always crumbles a bit too much and the taste overwhelms the chocolate.

got to have a bag of Butterfingers. good tasting. but one point off for getting in the teeth and gums. still eat them sometimes.

This is one of my favorite things to take with the candy tax.

Only classy motherfuckers give out Butterfingers...