Hot Dogs

Even good ones are kinda average compared to other things you might have, but I gotta have something my nephews will eat...

To me, the best reason for having some hot dogs on hand at a BBQ is for when you run outta the good stuff, & everyones turned into a hungry drunk.

Unless 90% of your 'diners' are under the age of 7, it's a waste of fossil fuels. Watching a 6-year old girl eat a hot dog can be very cutesy. And you know what becomes of 6-year old girls who look cutesy when they eat a hot dog...when they reach the age of 16, have a video phone, a Facebook account and at least one tattoo, don't you?

They get pictures of themselves posted on Teh besst List ON rIA, posing with duck lips just before they slide a 20 pound salami down their throats.

If you really want to...

I seldom eat hot dogs, and even then only about once a year at a ballgame. Even the supposed "gourmet" dogs taste like lips and arseholes to me.

Hot dogs may be made out of all the animal parts you don't want to hear about, but throw them on the grill, put them on a bun with some mustard and grilled onions, and you have a pretty quick meal, as they only take a couple of minutes.