RIA, the movie

. . . something tells me this isn't a PG-13 flick.

Do I get to shoot somethin'.

UPDATE : IS THIS INTERMISSION ? old review : Starring Aryan Dan & Ralph the Wonder Lama. Cameos by Irishgit & Oscargamblesfro. Coming soon to a bargain bin near you !!!!

I didn't know they were making a movie about RIA. I will have to see it in Concord when it comes out.

Inglourious basterds 2!

I wonder if they'll splurge for Technicolor and Sensurround sound.

It'd be a pretty boring movie... Just people yelling at each other and whenever anyone new entered the cinema to see the film a bunch of wackos would accuse them of being a Neo-Nazi.

I demand racially-blind casting and humbly submit Denzel Washington's name as a strong contender to play me. Failing that, I'm sure Urkel could use the work. . .

Starring MikeHolly, Scienceengineer, and Christophino, with a cameo appearance by AryanDan. Don't forget to bring your light sabers... Might be good for pay-per-view!

Hey, why not. It could start like: 'In a land, where the blog is updated once per year, a strange and funny thing happened at Mike Holly's Walmart.....items started falling from the shelves. Meanwhile, over on Elm Street, the characters on Biscuithead's poster of RIA started to jump off the page!' Gosh, it's like the crew just vanished. It would be nice to know what is going on w/the site. I wish we could have part of that version where we could page through our reviews. I still like RIA, and hope it's around for a while. We now have reviewers who have been here ten years.

I might pay 8.00 to see a "Social Network" movie version of how RIA became. Who would play the roles of Magellan, Lena and from a couple years back who could forget Auttomatt and the rest of the RIA mods? And would famous RIA reviewers have cameos in the movie (irishgit, oscargamblesfro, donovan, Chalky Studebaker etc)? I think it would make an awesome indy comedy/documentary!

According to Daily Variety, David Fincher and Aaron Sorkin have passed on Lawrence Coburn's pitch to re-team for "The Social Network 2". He's working through a list of second choices for the creative team and is currently in talks with scripter Ignatius J. Reilly and former Brat Pack regular Anthony Michael Hall to make his directorial debut at the helm.

As long as they don't make it a pretentious art house flick for people who talk about herbal tea but think they're better than a garbageman I'll see it. They have to insert the scene from Jaws 3 in which Lou Gossett Jr. shouts " YOU MEAN TO TELL ME IT'S THAT DAMN SHARK'S MOTHER?!" in the exact middle though or I won't see it.

Well if such a thing went into production, I would hope that I get to at least play the stereotypical homo of the group.

Probably better than all the remakes they keep trying to do...

And the saga drags on....

When an asteroid the size of Texas is headed for Earth the world's best deep core drilling team is sent to nuke the rock from the inside. Ian McShane as Irishgit, Charlie Day as MagneticD, Jake Busey as AryanDan, Ray Parks as Numbah16tdhaha, Sam Elliot as Ridgewalker, Justin Long as Ralphthewonderllama(haha!), Lindsey Lohan as Castlebee (WOW, sorry for that one), Natalie Portman as Kamylienne(hahaha! be afraid!)

I wonder if they'll make us a team of superheros that fight Nazis?

This is the story about a car that is manufactured and loaded with your favorite or not so favorite RIA reviewers and then driven off a cliff a la Thelma and Louise.We are casting for it now.We need the following actors for the following parts: drivershotgunbitch (between driver and shotgun)three in the back seattwo in the trunkhood ornamentright fenderleft fenderlashed to front bumpertwo on roof