Excessive tanning

Item added by Suzysway. Added on 01/19/2011
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jess1127
08/26/2012

Excessive tanning 1

This episode was crazy, especially when the girl said once she tanned to much that her skin bled! Ouch!

I understand that she did have an addition, but how could she not see that she looked older? Most people are very sensitive to that, and can clearly see wrinkles that weren't there before.

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Dreaming0616
03/23/2012

Excessive tanning 1

You can make yourself look like an orange oompa loompa from the Jersey Shore...




of you can just turn yourself into a piece of leather....

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Dreaming0616
03/23/2012

Excessive tanning 1

You can make yourself look like an orange oompa loompa from the Jersey Shore...




of you can just turn yourself into a piece of leather....

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ryejugcowboy
01/14/2012

Excessive tanning 1

If you want cancer just smoke cigarettes. Roll-your-own, Bugler!

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MissPackRat4Je sus
01/04/2012

Excessive tanning 2

I can understand wanting to wear cowboy boots. However, I've never understood the want to look like them.

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kmackey32
11/08/2011

Excessive tanning 1

It is not attractive to have skin that looks like leather. You are making yourself look very old. Tanning is very bad for your skin. Try using the lotions that tint your skin instead of the tanning bed. You do not want to die young from skin cancer and look 80 years old.

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ImaniLove
06/09/2011

Excessive tanning 1

Get over it tanning addicts, you look orange with alligator skin. Think about how your going to look when your 50

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kamylienne
02/05/2011

Excessive tanning 2

Worst combo: tanning + smoking. Ick. That'll guarantee that your skin will outlast the rest of your corpse, even surpassing your bones . . . .

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FranksWildYear s
01/26/2011

Excessive tanning 3

Try getting people who live on the Kalahari to take this one seriously.

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irishgit
01/26/2011

Excessive tanning 2

Lots of downsides here, as others have observed

However, the upside of this is that if you do it thoroughly enough, your relatives can skin you and re-upholster their couch.

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LivUVA
01/26/2011

Excessive tanning 4

Hey I'm not orange am I? Yes around spring break I use to tan at a tanning bed but that was only so I would not burn at the beach!! Anyways...I am far from that lady from "There's something about mary" but i do know quite a few old ladies like that..they are like 60 and still trying to tan...sad!

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PCPeter774
01/22/2011

Excessive tanning 1

Hey if you want to look like a human carrot be my guest knock yourself out.

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numbah16tdhaha
01/21/2011

Excessive tanning 3

Oh, it cracks me right the hell up that this chick I went to high school with is all tanorexic now. She's almost orange and the lines on her face are starting to take over...

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Jester002
01/21/2011

Excessive tanning 2

I bet John Boehner is gonna be really pissed off when they levy the tanning bed tax to help pay for extended health care coverage.

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Firemoth
01/21/2011

Excessive tanning 2

If you hold up a piece of beef jerky to your face and it blends in then you've gone too far.

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MagneticD
01/20/2011

Excessive tanning 3

Not sure what the purpose of EXCESSIVE tanning is, but is the porn industry hiring 'lotion wranglers' by any chance?

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CanadaSucks
01/20/2011

Excessive tanning 2


. . .because nothing is sexier than accelerated skin cancer. . .

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Molfan
01/20/2011

Excessive tanning 2

I like to get a little tan. but i do not stay out in the sun for hours. just about a half hour and not every day during the summer months. I only get about four months out of the year in Michigan. and considering we have a lot of cloudy days. I do not get a lot of sun to be out in. I would also never go to a tanning place and get in those tanning beds. I try and be careful use lotion.

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LadyJesusFan77 7
01/20/2011

Excessive tanning 3

We all need a little bit of natural sunshine, but I don't think people realize what excessive tanning can do to them later on in life.

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oscargamblesfr o
01/20/2011

Excessive tanning 1

Foiled at his attempts to bring back a Bull Connor mentality to the cause of civil rights in his community, McGowan gleefully discovered a 1914 statute banning excessive tanning in his town's by laws.

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Djahuti
01/20/2011

Excessive tanning 1

Dry out your skin,risk cancer and age prematurely for only 19.99 a month !!!!

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CastleBee
01/20/2011

Excessive tanning 1

Which leads to early wrinkling, extreme leather skin and a very real shot at skin cancer.

Nope, I learned all of the above a long time ago and was further encouraged not to pursue this kind of addiction when I also realized that, for me, it could only lead to freckles, peeling and sun poisoning...conditions which tend not to be all that attractive.

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Littledragon
01/20/2011

Excessive tanning 2

For the average ugly folk, there's nothing wrong with wanting to project a more appealing image.

However, it's absolutely ridiculous when girls become so obsessed with a good tan that they slap on tan in a can chems on their skin, which turns otherwise hot girls into silly looking orange human carrots.

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