People Who Park on the Sidewalk

Definitely a no-no. Why do I picture Mr. Magoo when I read this? Still, preferable to parking in my living room.

Psst. Walk is the key word here.

Not only annoying, but also very illegal. That's what driveways, parking lots etc. are for!

Yeah, this is bad, but it could be worse; instead of parking, they could keep driving on it!

This was actually starting to seem like a new fad in my neighborhood not long ago. I have no idea why, but I suspect the Mr. and Ms. Alkie two doors down (and thankfully, now ex-neighbors) started the trend. To give you an idea of how bright this guy was otherwise, he actually killed a 35 year old tree by dumping old motor oil at its base uh, huh we are talking the very low end of the gene pool. At any rate it was very infuriating because unless you live in the downtown area, cops will not do anything about it. After a long period of time and when I noticed it starting in a few other spots in the neighborhood I was starting to have fantasies of starting a vigilante midnight car keying club. As fate would have it, the trend setters moved off to who knows where (but dont take me there) the house was purchased and renovated, the poor sad dead tree removed and suddenly the fad seemed to pass.