Uses midgets as slave labor

Item added by AndrewScott. Added on 01/05/2004
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Chalky
10/16/2008

Uses midgets as slave labor 1

Hey, Santa leased the Roloff family fair and square, so lay off of him.

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LastMessenger3
11/09/2006

Uses midgets as slave labor 3

Well, everyone has to make a living.

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PlanetaryGear
09/29/2005

Uses midgets as slave labor 5

That's because elves are smaller and easier to keep in check. Hell, a healthy full grown male could probably handle four or five of them sumbitches at a time...

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CanadaSucks
09/29/2005

Uses midgets as slave labor 5

Probably follows the Dubya lie about immigration: "They do the jobs that Americans won't do. . ."

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rjy
09/29/2005

Uses midgets as slave labor 5

Yes Virginia, slavery does exsist!

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tainted
08/02/2004

Uses midgets as slave labor 4

Real elves wouldnt work for a fat old fart.

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Jamie McBain
08/02/2004

Uses midgets as slave labor 5

Elves have rights too!

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numbah16tdhaha
08/02/2004

Uses midgets as slave labor 5

What's up with that? The little people need a union or something.

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Sundiszno
05/23/2004

Uses midgets as slave labor 4

The little people employed by Santa are not slave laborers. Anyone can see that they are skilled artisans, proud of their work, and deliriously happy that they have a warm place to work in up at the North Pole. Inasmuch as they do not have to associate with many full-sized people, they consider themselves to be normal and everyone who is bigger to abnormal. They put up with Santa because he has a nice wife (who is a small old lady). One thing they are not too happy about is cleaning up all of the mess the reindeer leave in their stalls - it's tough shoveling all of that stuff when you're that low to the ground.

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LadyShark4534
01/17/2004

Uses midgets as slave labor 5

I tell ya Santa's got a sweatshop!

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tvtator
01/07/2004

Uses midgets as slave labor 3

The truth is the elves all quit on him because of poor work conditions. So he hired the oompah loompah's.

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kamylienne
01/06/2004

Uses midgets as slave labor 2

Nah, I think he would've gotten rid of the labor after the internet came about--being able to order stuff online is probably easier. Besides, wouldn't Microsoft sue them for every XBox the elves make to give to kids?

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irishgit
01/06/2004

Uses midgets as slave labor 5

Actually, he subcontracts his work out to a series of sweatshops in Singapore and Thailand. They work a lot cheaper than those gravy-sucking unionized elves.

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ClassicTVFan47
01/06/2004

Uses midgets as slave labor 1

Aside from one who wanted to become a dentist and the legendary Ninja Elves of the South Pole, the elves under Santa's employ are very happy workers with great insurance, good pay and incredible morale. Not to mention...FREE TOYS!

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JonTheMan
01/06/2004

Uses midgets as slave labor 3

They should really form a union, I have a feeling Santa would have trouble outsourcing considering the flagging labor pool for small magical elves recently.

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StanUzbeck
01/06/2004

Uses midgets as slave labor 1

They aren't slaves. The elves are well-paid, get lots of vacation time, have an enviable Dental plan, and only eat candy canes and gingerbread. They also really resent being called midgets, and will club you with hammers if you mention the M-word too many times around them.

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