electric wheelchair

Vast improvement over the coal burning models but still not the ride of choice.

I saw a lot of these at the Disney World. Most of those people sitting in these were fat, young kids licking ice cream cones who didn't bother to walk but did bother to go on rides.

No doubt, had electricity been harnessed earlier in the history of Man, many, many more people would have had the opportunity to witness executions. People would have lined the streets to see Marie Antoinette's quivering, smoldering body as she rolled through  their town in Le Sparkie...

An electric wheelchair would have to be one of the worst means of transportation. While my sympathies go out to those who require this type of assistance, I'm not aware of anyone who would choose to travel this way.