Why are spandex tights made in "plus" sizes?

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    dreaming0616

    Fri May 18 2012

    Because believe it or not, people actually think they are skinnier than they are. Trust me, I have seen far too many people wearing clothes that they shouldn't be...

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    frankswildyear_s

    Fri May 18 2012

    Because the makers of Spandex have entered into a conspiracy with the companies that make those mirrors that make people look taller and slimmer in order to increase sales of both products.

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    djahuti

    Tue Nov 16 2010

    Because it pleases Satan.

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    misspackrat4je_sus

    Mon Aug 31 2009

    Why are spandex tights made in ANY size?

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    vudija

    Sun Nov 23 2008

    Not that I'm judging that particular size though, 'cause honestly...I don't think ANYONE should be wearing spandex!

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    lawndartchucke_r

    Fri Nov 21 2008

    At the end of the 80's, spandex were all but outlawed here in the States.  This prompted the Canadian govt. to buy all of our unused and some slightly used spandex for their new version of their mountie uniforms.

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    irishgit

    Fri Nov 21 2008

    For the same reason that Speedo's are made in size 48 waists. Because there's too many people who won't take an honest look in the mirror before they go outdoors. Here's a hint. If you have to check spandex sizes for "THAR SHE BLOWS" you shouldn't be wearing it.

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    lorifreakinlor_i

    Fri Nov 21 2008

    I'm sorry there is nothing more amusing than a liquored up gal in a tight pair of spandex who looks like she is smuggling a pair of pigs in the back and a beach ball in the front getting out on the dance floor shaking her thing......the looks on the gents faces makes it all worth it.

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    ladyjesusfan77_7

    Fri Nov 21 2008

    I've said it before, and I'll say it again... spandex looks good on NO ONE!

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    accalon

    Sun Jul 15 2007

    very amusing

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    caphillsea77

    Thu Jul 12 2007

    Oh my, I wish people would understand that spandex is a privelage, not a right. These boundaries clearly need to be established.

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    xagent

    Sun Jun 17 2007

    (Shudders at the thought)

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    canadasucks

    Sun Jun 17 2007

    To provide 'THE PROPER MOTIVATION!!!!!!' ("That's a WAR face!")

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    numbah16tdhaha

    Sun Jun 17 2007

    To frighten me.

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    lastmessenger3

    Wed Apr 25 2007

    ...so people wearing them didn't feel to depressed or excluded.

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    rain43v3r

    Tue Nov 08 2005

    ...What the heck? Could you see a 400-pound person attempting to squeeze into a pair of Medium spandex pants? No. And large people deserve spandex, too.

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    gentle_jude

    Sat Oct 22 2005

    Probably to compensate for the fact you have different body frame sizes.

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    louiethe20th

    Thu Apr 07 2005

    So Michael Moore is not left out in the cold!Dang man, I just gave him more publicity than he has had in 5 months!

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    guitar_chick49_3

    Wed Apr 06 2005

    the better question is why do they not have 'plus' size spandex? haha. jk. but seriously what is the point of spandex? its not like its sexy or anything and it doesnt help you work out better!

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    bbutler76

    Tue Apr 05 2005

    Because regualar spandex sizes can only stretch so far. Seeing a really big fella or gal trying to squeeze their big butt into a regular sized pair of spandex pants is scary. Sometimes they strech these suckers so far that they become see through. Not a pretty sight.

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    mad_hatter

    Tue Apr 05 2005

    I wish they would make a Please don't wear those! size.

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    texasyankee

    Tue Apr 05 2005

    To keep those of us that aren't plus sizes small (ie so sick from looking at it you lose your appetite for a week or so)edit: anyone notice that someone out there finds this topic offensive lmao

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    carmelgiraffe

    Sun Apr 03 2005

    only in America

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    white_diamond

    Mon Jan 10 2005

    Actually spandex tights are NOT made in plus sizes. It's just that plus sizes cram their asses in regular sizes just to show they can. It makes them feel good about themselves, while everyone else has to suffer looking at them about ready to burst. There really should be a law about being seen in public like that.

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    minkey

    Thu Mar 25 2004

    This is a marketing ploy designed to make the rest of us throw up, thereby staying thin and looking fit enough to go out and buy more spandex.

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    poison_tongue

    Fri Mar 19 2004

    It's their revenge on the rest of us. They have to see us everyday looking damned fine in all of our regular sized clothing, then they look at themselves and are disgusted so they make the rest of us suffer by having to see them dressed like that. Now I'm not talking about ppl who are a bit too pudgy or that take a slightly large size or have some kind rare thyroid problem. I'm talking about all of you nasty people that are so fat that your gut is hanging over your genitals and you claim that you have a thyroid problem while you order a double Big Xtra meal with cheese and bacon, upsized with a large chocoate milkshake in stead of the drink while coming through drive through and have the nerve to b!t*h at me beause we're out of mayo packets!

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    abichara

    Wed Feb 25 2004

    A lot of people don't really care that they look ridiculous or outright frightening before they go out.

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    cherrysoda99

    Sat Jan 17 2004

    Because they seriously want to gross us out!

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    segisaurus

    Tue Dec 23 2003

    Because the PC fashion police (made up of mostly 'Orca Fat' people) got laws passed so that clothing manufacturers must make their products in every size, even if it has to be special ordered. MOOOOO!

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    forgotten_hero

    Tue Nov 18 2003

    Because fat people need pants too.

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    kamylienne

    Wed Nov 12 2003

    To remind us that, just because something CAN be done, doesn't mean it SHOULD be done.

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    jed1000

    Wed Nov 12 2003

    It's just further proof (like we need any) that corporate America will do anything for a sale. They'd sell snow to Eskimos if they thought they could package it well enough to fool a few people into buying.

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    castlebee

    Wed Nov 12 2003

    Because people who tend to be aesthetically offensive constantly suffer from delusions of grandeur that defy the laws of time, space, gravity and good taste.

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