"Put an Irishman on the spit, and you can always get another Irishman to turn it." (George Bernard Shaw)

And if this isn't the truest comment ever made on the Irish, I'll eat my shillellegh.

Truest comment eever, well actually if made in todays times; Put a attourney's mother on the spit you can always get the attourney to turn it.

I'm sure it was meant to be funny, but I don't endorse cannibalism!