Devil/Satan/serpent

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    misspackrat4je_sus

    Wed May 12 2010

    Nothing but trouble, only out to torment and oppress. Wish there were a way to give zero stars.

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    christaxi

    Thu Apr 15 2010

    Lucifer is his name. He is not an angel but a cherub, which is much bigger than an angel. He has the face of an Ox ( ever hear of Holy Cow?) He has bat like wings with hands at the ends if you can call them that, more like claws. If you read your bible from the beginning in Genesis you find Satan(Gods adversary) in the Garden of Eden tempting Eve with the fruit. If you read the rest of the bible you find out why he was in the garden in the first place. Lucifer was God Anointed cherub, to be anointed was a special extra thing done for him by God. He was Gods covering cherub and he worshipped God. He was Gods greatest creation. He also apparently was in the world before humans arrived during that creation week. God created angels and heavenly creatures for his pleasure, just like he created mankind. Lucifer failed the test just like Adam. Lucifer was in the same garden that Adam and Eve were in, just years earlier. God destroyed that world as well, by a flood just as he did in the days ... Read more

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    ayn9b559

    Thu Apr 15 2010

    Speaking strictly from a Biblical standpoint, the Devil is a pretty pathetic character. It seems he can't do much without God's permission. (Job) For Christians Lucifer is an angel who fell from grace because of his pride. For Muslims, the devil (Iblis) is an angel who fell because he refused to bow down to humans. For Jews, the Satan works for God as the epitome of temptation. He is the challenger, the one who makes choosing between good and evil a hard enough choice that it becomes meaningful. In the future, the Devil is a robot played by Dan Castellaneta. Futurama's real, right?

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    christina7250

    Wed Sep 24 2008

    master of all lies......

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    livvyloo

    Sat Sep 06 2008

    Fallacies like what? Sex? Real food? Yahweh opposes the human nature that he supposedly created. "Satan" was misunderstood. Just read Anne Rice's "Memnoch, the Devil".

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    roarofthunder

    Wed Aug 20 2008

    Are we reviewing George W. Bush here or something?

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    river2

    Fri Aug 15 2008

    I hate the devil

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    melanie

    Tue Jul 15 2008

    bad, but very real

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    valkyrievoice

    Sat Jul 12 2008

    I believe there's a Satanic force amoungst us and if it's to go by the Biblical version of a "devil", or, "Satan/Lucifer", so be it. He's got awesome power(s) and minions who'll do his bidding at every turn. I respect Satan. I don't revere him in any shape or form.

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    eric_offshore_drilling_is_cool

    Sat Jul 05 2008

    Evil fool

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    rachfc69

    Thu Jul 03 2008

    EVIL!!!!!

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    mantyplayer

    Thu May 22 2008

    well, without him special effects in movies would suck, and we would be short a few episodes of futurama, but you know, he's tom weinert's hero, so yeah.

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    myspace_30849171

    Wed May 07 2008

    I think he is used to hold the people down

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    samantha

    Fri Apr 11 2008

    He could be real...he could be what is to blame on all of our problems, but I believe in cause and effect more than blaming things on Satan. I believe in negative entities. However I believe that Lucifer was a fallen angel and was cast out of Heaven. I believe him to be Satan but I don't know if he's the root of all of our problems.

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    genghisthehun

    Wed Apr 09 2008

    Loads of symbolism here, to say the least. This being seems to change over the course of the Bible.

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    lmorovan

    Tue Apr 08 2008

    The archenemy of mankind and of God, Satan's fate is his eternal doom in the Lake of Fire.

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    irishgit

    Tue Apr 08 2008

    Doesn't get as many good lines as he does in Paradise Lost, but still a solid character.

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    binnietheblood_ybooh

    Wed Mar 26 2008

    A laugh riot, you gotta love Ole' Scratch!

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    schadenfreudia_nslip

    Thu Apr 12 2007

    He merely puts the temptation there?  I can get that from any flirtatious woman or master chef.  If that's how Satan operates he's a lamer.

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    pugwash01

    Thu Apr 12 2007

    UPDATE: 04/12/2007 He is certainly NOT lame, not by any means! The Devil can't make you sin or fail, but he can make SIN look good, exciting, not so bad, even sugar coat it!!!!!  Without understanding everyones responsibility towards God, you will never understand what the Devil does and why!!!! He is very good at what he does!!!!He is the tempter of tempters!!!! The Devil is responsible for putting the temptation there; it is YOU who are responsible for the snatching of the bait!!! The Devil makes you do nothing, you do the choosing!!! Sin can only be done, if you willingly choose to do it!!!

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    moosekarloff

    Tue Mar 20 2007

    He has a much better role in Milton's "Paradise Lost."

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    traderboy

    Sat Apr 08 2006

    Only as "wicked", "influential", and/or "powerful" as the deities who create them allow for. Our current visual depictions of Old Nick show a true cross-pollination of cultural imagination: the goatee is Spanish, the hand-held gig is Roman, and the hairy-legged, cloven-hooved "manimal" is a pre-Christian Germanic interpolation (which cast Lucifer as a friend to lumberjacks and wayward soldiers). The Bible owes its advent of "Lusty Dick" to the Zoroastrian concept, which was heavily borrowed upon by the Apocryphal writings of early Judaism (represented as an impulsive urge, to be confounded by the blown shofar on Rosh Hashanah). "The Adversary" in Hebrew, and shown to be Yahweh's cabana boy throughout scripture (Numbers 22:22, 1st Samuel 29:4, etc.); casually shows up with the other "ben Elohim" in Job 1:6-8, a real slice of Limburger where the Omniscient One has the disingenous gall to ask "where he's been". Often portrayed as inhabiting the mentally ill or physically impaired in the N... Read more

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    joshua_01

    Sun Jan 01 2006

    The only thing worse then a coward is a coward with power. The devil is a loser and will never defeat in anything unless u let him(trust me i know) i dont know why he wants to mess with everyones mind man he knows hes gonna go to hell whenever jesus decides to come back.

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    jaws298b

    Mon Nov 28 2005

    He looks good on my motorcycles.

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    scarletfeather

    Mon Nov 28 2005

    I tend to skepticism but sometimes I think this dude is alive and well.

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    rowbite

    Thu Oct 06 2005

    Satans a jerk.

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    planetarygear

    Tue Sep 06 2005

    Sorry gang, not interested in theosophical discussions here, just thought I'd celebrate my 666th post in the most logical fashion I could think of..

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    canadasucks

    Tue Apr 05 2005

    Pick one. The 'serpent' in genesis isn't named Satan although it is assumed. . .should they be separated? Not being a smart-ass, it's a real question. . .

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    usilly

    Tue Apr 05 2005

    lasagnabro, ur a weirdo...satan is a loser

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    lasagnabro

    Sun Feb 27 2005

    he's such a great character, a perfect example of what not to be in life. without his example and mininons of followers what would the world of today be? i mean, no rapes, murders, abortions etc...life would be borrrrrrrrring. he's da best!

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    tocwelsh

    Tue Feb 08 2005

    The Pits.................

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    gentle_jude

    Thu Feb 03 2005

    The evil one's life story is very interesting. God didn't creat the devil, Lucifer did, think about it! The devil is an absolute scum bag whome God hates. What makes the devil such a scum was because, eg, when you get a really evil, violent person, you can say Jesus' prayer at the cross Forgive them Father for they know not what they do. Because usually, hurting people hurt other people. Bad people really are ignorent and mere humans, that is partly why God has so much mercy on us. But what is so foolish about the evil one was the fact that he had things perfectly. Lucifer didn't know what suffering or death was, he had a blissful life. But because of his selfish pride, he gave it all up and knowingly made himself to be everything that God hated (evil, violent, lieing, hateful, vile etc). He has no excuse. In Ezekiel 28, God called him a deluded fool who was going to have a terrible death (and in Eze 28, God's main focus wasn't an earth king, but Bible commentaries believe th... Read more

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    seraph

    Wed Jan 19 2005

    I also wish the Bible had more on the background of Lucifer/Satan. Pretty much the only words the Bible has about him are He's baaaaaad. Quality literature has in-depth development of the villain. How did he go from being an exalted six-winged seraph to ruler of Hell? I mean, it must've gotten boring flying around God all day telling him how great he is (according to the Bible, that's what seraphs do...maybe I should change my name). Is it wrong for me to want to hear his side of the story?

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    jirai1d4

    Sat Dec 18 2004

    Every good book has to have a good villian. And it doesn't get much better than Satan.

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    visiondude8

    Wed Nov 24 2004

    He's where he deserves to be.

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    bookworm1

    Fri Apr 02 2004

    Interesting to know that Satan used to be Lucifer and one of the most exalted angels in Heaven. His M.O. is desiring praise and glory, and yet he hasn't done jack to deserve it. He sure as heck didn't die for the sins of humanity, that's for certain. We do know that he only speaks lies, because the Bible says that he's the father of lies and that's his native language. Pathological liars don't make good friends.