Anna Nicole Show

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fb505206630
11/23/2007

Slut.

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KarenKramer
10/25/2007

Creepy!

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ungodlyugly
06/30/2006

When it's "Anna Nicole's Execution" or "Anna Nicole's Funeral", maybe I'll watch...

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Ih8rateitall
03/07/2006

I absolutely can't stand this bitch. If you offer an old man a bj he's gonna accept it because he's old and fraile. That's not true love dudes! Ask yourself this, would Anna Nicole Smith have any interest at all with an old man if he weren't rich? No, she wouldn't dudes. In my opinion she's nothing more than a golddigging bitch! She may look hot now but golddiger is still a golddiger dudes! That money is his son's not that tramp. Sorry dudes, I needed to vent!

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gamerman
02/28/2006

Why is she still trying to get that old man's money? It's disgusting how far some people will go just to get money. What a harlet!

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erineve
11/03/2005

does anyone know where i can download a sound file of anna nicole saying the classic "trimspa baby!"???... thanks for your help.

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sfalconer
10/28/2005

Its to bad they canceled this show, it would be interesting to see how Anna is handling the weight loss.

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Nightbird
06/07/2005

I only saw one episode with my friend Samantha and Anna caught her fat butt under something and she was crying me and needless to say Samantha and I decided to change it. But now that she is skinny it won't be as popular since people were only watching it to see how fat she got.

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bieds
06/02/2005

Absolute stupidity!

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JonTheMan
03/29/2005

A show about the inordinate stupidity of a woman famous for being a gold-digger. Seems almost too sleazy to be true, doesn't it?

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KandeG
03/28/2005

Anna Nicole is AMAZINGLY stupid. What an airhead. And if you watched the trial from when she was trying to get her deceased husbands money you would see she really is that much of an airhead. You have to have the IQ of a rock to enjoy this show!

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tocwelsh
02/05/2005

How can this lady be so stupid with one brain, should be banned from the tv and the producers jailed for 20 years, utter crap........

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onlyambition
02/04/2005

She is awsome, fun, and always looks great everyone is always hatein, but i think she is great and her show will be back maybe on a differnt network. You will see

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Whisperlea
01/28/2005

The most useless show ever! Anna Nicole is so annoying that i'd rather kick a fork into my forehead, than listen to her for 5 minutes.It doesn't matter what size she is, she's just awful.

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edt4
01/26/2005

It's not even interesting as a chronicle of self-destructive indulgence. You really have to ask yourself where we're going as a society that a concept such as this- laughing at the booze/and/or/drug-addled antics of this pathetic creature- ever saw the light of day. Let's amuse ourselves as we witness the sordid circumstances of some dreg of society? This is supposed to be interesting? Enlightening? Amusing? I don't get it...

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boppalopp
12/18/2004

anna nicole is so self indulgent....and it shows. Everything goes right to her ass. Have you seen the size of that thing? Jesus---it could crush villages. And as for her husband....she probably killed him to get all that money. She probably sat on him to death

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AndrewScott
11/15/2004

Could blonde hair dye be toxic to the brain? The reality shows of Anna Nicole Smith, Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson might make you think twice about Clairol.

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Annababe
10/02/2004

She is so hott fat and thin Those Boobes atract everyone I wish the show would continue

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Mr.Political
09/29/2004

Her behavior is that of a five year old. She is emotionally unstable and how she treats the people around her makes her very irritating. Her show's ratings were very high the first season but they now have dropped- dramatically. With any luck, her show will be gone soon.

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azcowgirl
09/09/2004

Anna Nichle Smith is drugged out of her mind! I feel really sorry for her son. A embarrasment like Anna for a mother!

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melissalynnmar tin
08/29/2004

I think Anna Nicole is absolutly Beautiful, no matter what size she is. And I love the Anna Nicole Show, I own Season one, and can't wait until Season two comes out in stores. I look forward to watching my dvd, she makes me laugh! She's awesome!!! anyone else who think's different can go to hell. Melissa

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MariusQelDroma
07/26/2004

Certainly not what she used to be (physically), and everything I expected her to be otherwise. Not worth broadcasting.

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louiethe20th
07/06/2004

Ignorance abounds in the show just like it abounds within that miniature brain of its star.

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Kari Dunnivan
07/06/2004

Anna Nicole Smith is so Pretty I love the show it is so funny!I watch the show every sunday or when ever its on.I think NO ONE should make fun of her weight. I think bigger women are much Prettier they look healthier! I do not think Anna is on no drugs,So what is she cant talk right no one is Perfect in this world but God! I have a speech problem my self but does that mean im on drugs...NO...I think Anna has had a hard life and i feel really sorry for her..I would do anything to be just like Anna Nicole and look just like her.Anna Nicole is Beautiful Skinny and Heavy set and she has one Beautiful face!! I Love You Anna...Take care...Love,Kari

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city_biotch
05/25/2004

SHE IS AWSOME TRIMSPA BABY... soon i hope to look as awesome as her!!!!!!!

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alpepper
05/14/2004

My wife controls the remote. I would be fine and content just watching ball games. But I am subjected to torture like Trading Spaces, Dollars and Sense, Weather Channel, E!, The Osbournes, any reality Medical show, Animal Cops, Dateline...I think you get the picture. But after watching an episode of this monstrosity, I drew the line. When she clicks on Anna Nicole, I am out of the TV room quicker than crap through a goose. I I could feel neurons inside my head imploding just from watching her say, AAAAAAhhhhhhhhhh, or words to that effect. E! is morally depraved and intellectually bankrupt.

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Only good with Bobby Trendy. Otherwise it stinks.

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minkey
02/17/2004

Jessica Simpson in 10 years.

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imacoolguy
02/17/2004

what happened??? she used to be this thickie thickie nice lookin chic that i masturbated to on playboy.com. now she's a pale chubby ho

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kittys007
02/09/2004

STOP......everyone that slams anna needs a mental check.i really dont comprehend why most of these people dont have anything else to do on a night but go to somebodes web site and cut them down that they dont even like i adore you anna no im not stocking you or wanting to sue you ha ha .. i really think your kool as a real person you make me laugh as i make others laugh .yes i'v watch your show . ''my husband says my mouth is like yours we say what ever we feel. more people should be like that ,so theres not so much fake crap. you cant trust anyone .well all the best to you ...by the way .yes your friends are as kool as you ..keep it up all of you ... p's the show that howard did hes a ... you know . for get him just think in your mind what kind of person he is and damn hes ugly as a dogs butt.. see ya ..... roberta mcgregor

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LadyShark4534
12/20/2003

Yeah, Anna Nicole is beautiful, but I really don't see why this show would be so popular. I'm sure Anna Nicole is a nice woman in real life, but this show seems to portray her as a ditz. I do remember seeing an old movie she was on and thinking, Why can't her show be as entertaining as that? It's too bad her show is so boring because Anna Nicole is a beautiful woman with a lot of potential. But to say the truth, she isn't a real woman who's realistic. Why can't playboy show real women instead of the same silicone inflated barbie dolls of society? Oh, wait. Hugh Heffner doesn't want realistic girls.

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Molfan
11/10/2003

pretty bad show. Had to try this one out at least once. This woman is something else. I cannot believe she would want someone to actually film her and show what a trashy mouthed,bimbo she is. Even her friends are making fools of themselves falling all over her as if she is a Prima Donna. Of course she pays them to be around her all the time. It takes very little to *iss her off and then we all get to hear her give a tongue lashing to the poor victim who dared to say something she didn't like.Half the time it is hard to understand what she says. She sqeezes herself into these slutty clothes that look awful on her.Very odd show. I feel sorry for her son. He seems embarrased.I would too.

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roznskee
11/10/2003

When I want "real" reality I look around me in the "real" world... Anna Nicole offers more than meets the eye.

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kolby1973
11/10/2003

This show totally proves that there really is hope that just about any one of us could get our very own show, too ! No matter how talented we really are....

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jadewood
11/09/2003

In hell you will have to watch this over and over and over.

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BugahaNE
11/09/2003

This may be the worst thing that has ever aired on TV. It's like watching someones really boring home movies. I think if Anna Nicole had maybe some quirky personality or some redeeming quality it could be watchable, but she's like someone you'd see at the dollar store. Or for people who live in an apartment building, she's the person who's sitting outside with her kids when you come home from work, the only person in your building who doesn't have a job. Maybe she is a really nice person, but there's no way this show should actually be on TV.

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#1sailormoonfa n
09/02/2003

waste of air time....there is no point in watching a show where there is no dialouge, just little beeps!

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Kat25
08/18/2003

This is simply the worse show on TV, bar none, and I have been watching TV for many years and seen some bad TV shows. It makes me want to vomit.

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kuppie21
08/18/2003

I give it a 3 cause it's funny but the girl can't act at all. The funniest was when Anna and her neighbours did a "Changings Rooms" thing and they made her room all nice and colorful and she made theirs a real sex dungeon, they we're shocked and she was drunk as usual. But my mom Kat loves this show :)

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kmg1171
08/10/2003

Hilarious! No, it will never win an Emmy, but it's just plain entertaining. You can't sit through an episode of this show and NOT laugh. Anna is just so adorable in a strange way. Sure, she gets drunk alot and is overweight, but hey, nobody's perfect. Not every episode is Laugh-Out-Loud funny, but some of them, like the Bobby Trendy Ones, will have you wetting your pants.

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afterglow70
08/10/2003

What a twit she is! I feel pain watching this show. I couldn't watch her. I had to change the channel the 5 min. into it.

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rosemd
08/03/2003

This is the worst show ever. The episode I saw featured some poor sap taking this gold digging dingbat out for a date. I'd rather put my feet behind my head and rub the back of my thighs with a cheesegrater than take Anna Nicole out for a date. I wish I could give it a lower rating.

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ivy050477
06/27/2003

I THINK THE SHOW IS A LAUGH A MINUTE! SHE IS THE BEST!

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suzukiman
06/07/2003

Brain dead.Its not entertaining,its sad.

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Redoedo
05/31/2003

Boy what an inspiration this bimbo is! America's female Howard Stern. If you're wealthy and over 90 years old and this woman approaches you, watch out!

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alias1960
05/18/2003

This show is for people without brains! Howard the lawyer is a moron and if I was one of his parents, I would demand the money back that I spent on law school for him. This is the worst excuse of "reality" that I have ever seen.

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Ruthless1
04/27/2003

By now everyones seen the fat Anna Nichole Smith show more than once and they're well aware what they're gunna receive in return for that 30 mins of attention they dedicate towards the boob-tube to watch this heffer maneuver her way through life: True, unadulterated idiocy and on occasion even mind numbing hilarity. Ok, fair enough, it is what it claims to be, but lets take a deeper look shall we... The shows funny, without question. Case-n-point; A highly medicated, and chubby Anna Nichole Smith on a date with an enamored, emotionally oblivious dweeb, high brow millionaire that wouldn't care if Annas head twisted around 14 times and barfed Miso soup into his open mouth or not because hes completly infatuated. The totatally mismatched victim is so caught up in "OH MY GOD, I'M ON A DATE WITH ANNA NICHOLE SMITH FROM PLAYBOY" that he doesn't even stop to realize that the only thing Anna cares about in this world is Anna, so he takes the brutal first date as "success" and makes himself look a lot like a played little peckerhead... freakin' pathetic, but pretty freakin' funny. Or how about when in the Christmas show season finale (my all-time fav) Annas total inbred, white trash, toothless mawed cousin stands up in the middle of dead silence at a 12 person x-mas party and proclaims something along the lines of, "someones gunna take of my drawers and get some of this here" while tugging her soiled looking long johns down in a drunken stupor. And then only moments afterwards follows it up fist fight style with not one but two of Annas female assistants for no reason. Heh, funny stuff, really. Classic television, no? Sure. But the question remains, who's fooling who? Well heres my point: People somehow suggest that Anna is somehow exploiting herself by letting herself be taped by a TV camera often and allowing the world to share in intimate details that should be kept private in Annas life. And when I hear people suggest this I have to laugh at their ignorance. People, wake up call: Anna "Glazed Hams" Smith is the type of person that lives to be on film in any way possible. This girl somehow thinks she Marylin freakin' Monroe reborn and feels she should be treated as such. The fact of the matter is, whether you like it or not Anna is exploiting us the whole way through by getting her way in EVERY way. The porker is using us and our fixation of this stretchmark in a skirt to get exactly what she wants... to be watched by the world. J Howard Marshal, a self made millionare himself couldn't see how cunning she was and that man built an empire, so she must be one crafty crock of lard. Anna Nichole Smith has been fooling the world since she realized that she could use her slightly above average looks and peoples interest in them to get and do exactly what she wanted in life. But not like most other girls though. No, Anna had higher expectations and wider eyes, Anna wants it all. Fame, fortune, recognition, shes a glutton lush and she must have it all by any means... hence her marrying a bag of bones on his last wheel. Its quite evil if you honestly think about it. I'll even go as far as to say that Anna is not a very nice person in the least. She married a man for money and now is being filmed for the E channel carrying his bodies ashes across the room and crying. Does she really think that anyone believes she married JHM for anything other than his cash? If she cared about the man at all, she WOULDN'T of married him. Well... thats what a person with a conscious would do anyway. Sick stuff. Anna Nichole, without question is a lowlife, but how much of one? Well, heres some things I've noticed: - She bought her personal assistant that she abuses verbally regularly a car on national TV. Now I ask you. If you're gunna do something like that, would you put that on TV? No, if you're a humble person with nothing to prove you wouldn't. But Annas in the spotlight, so she needs to look good... ok, Anna, you humanitarian you... - She refused to see or talk to her cousin that she grew up with at first for no reason other than "what does she want, tell her to go away"? Until later rescinding and inviting that cousin in after realizing that the whole thing went down on camera. Shame shame Anna. Thats family that never did her wrong in any way that she shunned. What a pig. - She had a mixer at her house for battered woman I think it was. All I can say is "why"? Why would you want to invite a woman thats ashamed of the position shes in over to be filmed on E?! What the fark?!! Anna Nicole is an idiot. All I can say is that Anna needs to be down and out sometime soon just for her own good. To be taught a lesson, and to be humbled... this I'm sure of...

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Warthog
04/10/2003

Sizewise, I rather see her, than the boring cookie cutter crap they drone out in most shows. It's just there is something disfuntional about these relationships, which in itself might be fodder for a show, but presented as is is like watching neon paint dry.

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forgotten hero
03/25/2003

Proof that if you have money then you can do anything that you want to. No matter how ridiculous it may seem to the general public.

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she really suxs
03/23/2003

SHE SUXS BIG TIME. WHAT A WHINY WHORE WHO NEEDS TO GROW UP.SHE IS NOT COOL NOR PRETTY JUST A FAT SLUB THAT HAS SOME ISSUES. I CANT BELIEVE SOMEONE WOULD AIR HER ANOTHER SEASON THE AIRHEAD. SHE IS SURE PATHETIC AND NEEDS TO GROW UP AND QUIT SMOKIN WHAT EVER SHE IS SMOKIN. WHAT A FAT COW. I CANT BELIEVE ANYBODY WOULD BOW DOWN TO THE FAT SLOB I MEAN COME ON SHE CANT TALK NORMAL SHE IS A *UCKIN CHILD MY DAUGHTER WHO IS 7 MONTHES CAN TALK BETTER THAN HER AND AT LEAST YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND MY DAUGHTER. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GET THE FAT COW OFF OF TV FAST.

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