Greta Van Susteren

Approval Rate: 53%

53%Approval ratio

Reviews 48

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    laq87b71

    Tue Jan 19 2010

    I watch Fox news almost exclusively. I work in healthcare so I work varied shifts and get to watch during the day quite often. I usually don't watch it in the evening and Greta is one reason. She does not conduct a good interview. She's stiff and stilted and it's like listening to a monotone monologue. She doesn't discuss things with her guests; it's like she has a series of questions she wants to ask and it doesn't seem to matter to her if her guest's answer requires follow-up - she'll just go right on into her next question. It seems like she's not even listening. Plus, she appears to have absolutely no sense of humor. She's just not good and I'm wondering how she has kept her job for so long - or even how she got it. Maybe it's not what you know but who you know - or maybe it's that she knows where the bones are buried.

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    lawngone

    Fri Sep 25 2009

    - I'll give FOX credit for one thing: giving this plain-looking journalist prime-time TV exposure. ... too bad they counter it by letting that kewpie-pie airhead guy on the air.

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    edteach

    Tue May 12 2009

    Did this bitch have a stroke or does she just talk out of the side of her mouth naturaly? We know she talks out of her ass regularly. This woman? man? dyke has the most anoying voice and way she slures her words it makes one want to listen to nails on a chalk board. I am sure she is a man, she has an adams apple.

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    wayneelvis

    Tue Jan 06 2009

    Honest...the best..I wish she was my friend

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    gretafan

    Tue Jan 06 2009

    I am shocked at how cruel so many people can be. Maybe many of them should take a second look in the mirror at themselves! God grant us the gift of genius to see ourselves as others see us! Beauty is on the "inside". I love Greta's show.

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    irishgit

    Tue Jan 06 2009

    I hate to be an asshole about this, but anyone who is allegedly an avowed Scientologist should not be allowed near a microphone or a TV camera until they prove beyond question that they have recanted or that the allegations are false.

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    suepond

    Mon Nov 17 2008

    she was obviously born with a hare lip, its congenital, the surgeons have done the best they could

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    bellas

    Thu Oct 23 2008

    Two weeks ago I would have given her a respectable score,she must be having dinner with Hannity.I can no longer stand her ,Fox must want all their commentaters to be freaks,if so,they are accomplishing their goal.Fox is losing another viewer.

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    sozo6a0b

    Tue Oct 14 2008

    I don't want to be rude, especially if she's had a stroke or has a physical problem, but she does pull her mouth way up and to the side. AND she slurs her words horribly. It's really irritating. If she's just lazy, then she's a wide open target for rude comments. I don't know if she's forced by Fox to have shows that grind the news into the dirt, but good grief. She needs to give some of the stories a rest!

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    kiewlich

    Thu Oct 02 2008

    I LIKE HER APPROACH TO NEWS.  SHE SEEMS TO SEE BOTH SIDES IN DIFFERENT VIEWS.

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    eiraul

    Fri Sep 26 2008

    Greta is a very intelligent woman who covers issues that America needs to know about. Its pretty sad that like 90 percent of you people are judging her solely on her looks and the other 10 percent saying that she's boring. HELLO....she's an attorney/reporter! This isn't a damn sports event! She's interviewing people on important issues that affect most all of us in our daily lives in one way or another. Anyway, what does her looks have to do with how she does her job? Guys, if you want excitement and thrills, rent a porn movie. While you are watchin the news, keep it in your pants. Just goes to show, that mindless people DO judge on how you look, not on how smart you are or what intelligence you have to offer. What a world us women have to live in!

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    nfitalianguy

    Fri Sep 05 2008

    I thought I was the only one who noticed that Greta beat a story to death. Also she does have a weird interest in death. She might do 7 months worth of shows on her beating her own stories to death .. LOL She dresses very manly and I know she is married but I wouldn't be surprised if she was Gay. I wonder why her mouth is crooked too. I cannot stomach her anymore. She is Obssessed with the casey Anthony story now in Florida. She finally gave up on Natalee Holloway.

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    snoopysnoopsni_la

    Thu Aug 21 2008

    Greta is a terribly homely lady. Of course she has a linear degree of intelligence, but when you consider that she's a scientologist she suddenly seems pretty ignorant after all!

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    dubiec8e

    Wed Aug 08 2007

    professional, caring and smart. She's the best.

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    theboxer

    Thu Feb 01 2007

    Greta doesn't want Nancy Grace to ever leave CNN or evening TV. Suggestion to makeup room, numb the one side of her mouth which she uses to balance things out.

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    moby11

    Thu Jan 18 2007

    Makes her living reporting murders. Theres more to life than murders but I guess thats where the money is, in her mind.

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    blue47

    Fri Nov 03 2006

    Irritates the shit out of me talking out the side of her mouth

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    lgarr33b

    Wed Jan 18 2006

    Great at simplifying legal issues; I agree that the Aruba story has become old news. Sadly, the case will probably never be "solved"; time to move on to something else, Greta...

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    rocket_robin_hood

    Mon Nov 28 2005

    Okay, but not great. Still miss Jeanne Meserve. Nice but not as good as Jeanne.

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    genghisthehun

    Sat Nov 19 2005

    I used to watch her until she launched onto this Aruba obsession. That is tiresome. You know what, SHE is tiresome.

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    malakaka

    Wed Nov 09 2005

    By far, the ugliest thing on television! Plus, her Aruba reporting is tired and biased.

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    x_factor_z

    Tue Oct 04 2005

    Freaky chick.

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    darrin

    Wed Sep 07 2005

    Looking a little better, but there's something going on with the lips and teeth. I cant quite figure it out, like she is chewing a handful of chicklets while talking. She has a face for radio

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    marcm9999

    Mon Aug 15 2005

    Used to rate her a three, but since I found out she is a Scientologist, she is a one all the way baby.

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    techboy73

    Fri Aug 05 2005

    She is doing a great Job in Aruba, I look forward to her show everynight.

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    truthordare

    Sat Jul 23 2005

    Another $20,000 in plastic surgery wouldn't help. On the radio, she's perfect. She has a face that belongs on radio.

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    el_stew

    Fri Jul 22 2005

    Greta is doing a fantastic job reporting on a tragic saga- she' demonstrated empathy, knowledge, and an almost comforting way of interviewing family members. I am not a fan of fox news- and the way they cover world events- ( with a Bush slant), but Greta is a class act and I will keep on watching her program.

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    lisasmall

    Thu Jul 21 2005

    She was great on Court TV, but has had to lower herself since moving to FauxNews. Her looks seem to be the source of most of the comments here -- hey, she's a news anchor, not a prostitute or a trophy wife, and her looks don't matter. Rate her as a news anchor, not as a showgirl. (I think she looks fine now, but I liked her better before the surgery). And no, boys, she's not a lesbian, she's been married (to a man) for eons. Anyway, back to the important things -- Fox has forced her to trash up not only her presentation of cases, but which cases she's allowed to present. That's a shame. She wasn't just a good anchor; she was a good educator. She was able to explain complex legal concepts to viewers without legal backgrounds, without interrupting the flow of the show. I hope she changes networks someday and can go back to the style of the good work she did on elsewhere. Her current style cost her a star, so she only gets four from me now. :(

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    observit

    Tue Jul 19 2005

    Greta often cuts her guest off from finishing their point and seems to only be prepared to discuss ONE TOPIC for an entire hour!! Can someone say overkill on the natalie hollaway case???? She's not the only girl/woman (american) that's gone missing who hasn't been found; whether against their will or off on orgy filled drunken vacation springbreak or summer nights!!!

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    jimmydradio

    Tue May 17 2005

    I agree with soe of the comments that she's cashed in on the OJ trial thing, but that's not her fault. Blame the networks for thinking most people give a darn about boring legal analysis. OK as an analyst herself but not great. I don't hold her voice against her, and the cosmetic stuff turned out pretty good. I don't think she's ugly at all, but maybe it's unfair when you consider who you have to compare her to at FOX - like every other woman there is pretty darn beautiful. Hard to compete in that kind of environment.

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    mrpolitical

    Sat Mar 26 2005

    As a TV personality, Greta does a pretty good job in interviewing her guests- who usually are very high profile ones at that. Furthermore, not many shows cover the headlines as she does...from an accurate legal perspective. I do hate to be shallow, but for some reason she seems to be incapable of moving her head (at all) when she talks, which gives her the apperance of looking like a piece of cardboard. Intresting way of talking aswell...

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    tywebb661e

    Fri Mar 25 2005

    Needs more work done to her kisser. And needs to come out of the closet.

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    sfalconer

    Fri Mar 25 2005

    She talks funny and she looks like she has been hit by a bus. She is overly agressive and a terrible interviewer.

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    middlefinger

    Mon Jan 17 2005

    I have noticed a 100% positive difference in her on-air persona since she had cosmetic surgery!

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    richard_j_spencer

    Fri Dec 24 2004

    She talks like she has POTATOES in her mouth - still being chewed. Her mouth twists ALL THE WAY to her LEFT, as if she just had a STROKE. But, somehow, she's on television. Amazing, isn't it?

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    xlegslouie

    Thu Dec 23 2004

    She's Got To Have The Weirdest Face On TV. Yet, There's Something??? Sexy About Her. It Looks Like She Had A Stroke, But She Brings Out The Submissive In Me. I Think If She Walked In Dressed As A Dominitrix, I'd Actually Get On My Knees!

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    sterler

    Wed Dec 15 2004

    UG! Need I say more!

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    riffraff

    Tue Dec 07 2004

    Looks improved with facelift, but still has a bad underbite -- homely mouth.

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    craven_moorehead

    Thu Dec 02 2004

    Another bitch who's cashing in on the O.J. debacle. Ugly face, irritating voice, and all the charisma of the Wicked Witch of the West.

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    raterx

    Sat Nov 20 2004

    Good coverage of the Peterson trial, but arguably the ugliest woman on TV.

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    spondge

    Tue Oct 19 2004

    hot little munchkin, wears nice suits, too bad she's not out as a lesbian.

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    james123

    Thu Sep 23 2004

    Useless ambulance chasing scientologist. No heart or compassion for anyone at all.

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    clpcharnock

    Wed Aug 11 2004

    butter face, horse face, whatever, shes a little hard on the eyes...and hey greta, how about changing the panel once in awhile....in the meantime, you really need to have bernies teeth fixed and ted definately needs to get hooked on phonics

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    lyndathurman

    Mon Aug 02 2004

    Ho Hum. Wake me when it's over.

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    early69

    Wed Jul 21 2004

    I can't stand her!

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    moonpie

    Fri Jun 11 2004

    How does she get away with being a real journalist at Fox News? She needs to move on from Scott Peterson and Michael Jackson.

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    blondecatty

    Sun May 30 2004

    Greta is wonderful!!! So glad she was saved from CNN!!!

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    jamief

    Fri May 28 2004

    I don't get her show, it is horrible. Did she have some kind of trauma to her face. Did she talk like that when she was on CNN?