Talking during a movie

If some inconsiderate fool is rudely talking at the movies and starts choking on the oversized and overpriced hotdog he or she bought, I am going to develop sudden memory loss in regards on how to administer the Heimlich maneuver.

Talking during a movie (in a public theater) is inexcusably rude.

But it’s not a matter of being black or white, elderly or teenaged. Talking during a movie is a cultural thing for Americans. I've experienced it all across the country.

I think the issue is that most Americans just don’t care about being polite toward other people in public. I think they think it's one of their unalienable rights. Regardless of race or age, most Americans seem to think it’s their right to act however they please, no matter how anybody else feels about it. And they can’t tolerate even the tiniest bit of criticism about their rudeness.

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Yeh, I didn't pay to listen to someone telling the person next to them that they just got a Tweet from Bob lettin' everybody know that cottage cheese won't last long on the counter next to the fridge. When I was younger...like back in '05 or '04, I always went into the theater packing a squirt gun or a pea shooter. Now I don't mess around. My two main M.O.'s were quite full Pepsi bottles and Mentos. If someone in front of me couldn't take a verbal hint, I tried dropping a few Mentos into the Pepsi, sealing it tight and tossing it in their direction, or just putting it on the floor and letting it roll down hill. That didn't work, because there's no time to screw the cap back on once the Pepsi and Mentos make contact. Too messy.

So, I have a new weapon of choice. It clears a 10-foot circle around me and sends a clear message to everyone else. I give notice with a tape recording of Ahnold saying, "Be quiet if you want to live." Easy to make and reliable...

There are very few examples of cases where vigalante mob violence is justified, but this would be one of them.

Typically there are about a hundred people in the movie theatre who understand that the point of getting out of the house and spending 90 minutes in the theatre is to enjoy art or entertainment. They are willing to pay a premium over renting a DVD or watching it on broadcast TV.

On any given evening though there are one or two people who don't understand that dynamic and that what they are doing is an unwelcome intrusion on the enjoyment of others. If they are not smart enough to understand the glares and 'shushes' of the pther patrons, then being beaten and left behind the theatre is entirely warranted.

The occasional quick remark or question is inevitable, but don't try to have a conversation while I'm in "film critic" mode or I'll give you two thumbs down and "das boot".

All of you think it is rude, but I hate to say it, but you're wrong.

It can't be rude if it is the new way of doing things.

The workers there won't stop it and you know how they act when you complain about it.

I hate it too. I wanted to see a movie tonight, but did not go and will never go again.
I saved my money, got more homework done and most importantly, did not give my money to theatre employees who hate me and want me to be miserable. I hope one of them gets fired due to lack of business on this Sat eve.

I want to enjoy movies again. And the only way to do that is to save up for a big screen tv where I can play DVDs on them.

I predict that in a few years, many theatres will be out of business due to talking. Most of us want it quiet to hear the movie. The only way we can get that is by staying home.

I feel great right now because I did not go. I know that if I went, I would feel horible.

Anyone who talks during a movie needs a lesson in etiquette.

Its FINE as long as its QUIET! :D...

Shhhhh! I'm trying to watch a movie.

Must resist  urge to kick chair.  Update:  I agree with Git.  They should be shot for opening their big traps. 

I'm not a big supporter of capital punishment, but I'd make an exception for these inconsiderate butt-heads.

Completly irritating, thats why I dont go to the theater.

  Usually I can't stand it when some jerks run their mouths at movies or concerts or plays, but one time in a 42nd Street theatre I was very entertained by the audience for Night of the Living Dead (the original  b+w version that I'd already seen about 50 times and virtually knew by heart) screaming in terror and shouting advice to the beleaguered protagonists.

BTW, I think television is the cause of rudeness at live shows. People seem to have gotten so used to babbling in their own homes they forget there's a live performer on stage.

Or during any presentation in which an audience member should respect others' wishes to give their attention: this can be a lecture or just a DVD being viewed by friends at home. It's incredibly annoying, but I do also think it's compulsive behavior, meaning that it is truly a "bad habit" in the way that other nuisances in this list are. It's inevitably an assertion of power: my opinion is more important than whatever everyone else in the room is watching ... I have unfortunately been guilty of this a few times, and I would venture to guess that some other RIAers are, too, since we are always giving our opinions.

Its a path to getting roughed up.

Legislators should find a way to bring the matter of the entitlements of moviegoers up into the Bill of Rights. Don't find that talking among patrons happens much with established couples so, from observation, the protagonists of the chatterbox phenomenon most often seem to be excitable males who, not quite being done in making some sort of a favorable impression on their hot new dates (or on their good buddy's own, hotter, date three seats away), find that the lights are coming down and that the feature is about to begin; so, for them, the unfinished 'witty comment' or the 'name-dropping experience' that will make that impression upon their intended target, cannot remain unsaid. Nature at work, perhaps - not that it makes it any less objectionable. Those who spoil the experience during the movie probably suffer from low self-esteem (On the other hand, the worthwhile movie experience of late being not what it used to be, perhaps it's just as well that a distraction is provided other than the 'entertainment' that there is on the screen).

Herein are the proposed new rules for theater-goers, and our heartfelt thanks to SilverFox, who suggested them.

First, everyone who enters the theater will be frisked and their cell phone will be confiscated. Whether they get it back at the end of the movie will be determined by a majority vote of those who sat within earshot of them. So unless they have a cheap piece of crap for a phone and don't care if they get it back, they better (to quote b-rulesbelow) shut the f**k up.

Second, anyone who talks during the main feature (very subdued conversation during the previews is allowed) will be immediately taken to the nearest vet to have Fido's operation duplicated. You know, Fido, the incessant barker who had its vocal cords cut. The movie will halt temporarily so that the talker can fully appreciate the loud chorus of boos and profanities directed at them as they are removed, Hannibal Lecter-style, strapped to a dolly with a mask similar to Hannibal's, except there's no opening over the mouth, which has been taped shut, probably by the patron who was sitting in front of them. Which reminds me, tape for that purpose will be handed out to everyone who enters the theater while they are being frisked for cell phones. The cost of the tape will covered by a new tape tax, extracted from anyone who is removed from the theater for sinning in any fashion within said premises, so watch yourselves.

Third, the talker will receive a lifetime ban from any theater, not just that one. He or she will be condemned to watching only films that are available on VHS; no DVDs. This punishment should deter others who hear about it from being tempted to repeat the talker's sin. Of course, they'll have to hear about from someone other than the talker, whose vocal cords still aren't functioning after that trip to the vet.

All in favor, signify by raising your hand---no talking aloud/allowed. The eyes reveal the ayes have it.

So decreed!

If you can limit it to the person to your left and or right I don't see a problem. But if your that guy all the way in the back that can he heard from the front row. Then we have a problem.

I think it is is very rude to have a conversation during a movie and even worse when you kick the back of the seat of the person in front of you. Also, cell phones should be shut off! However, if you have to talk to someone real quick it is okay. If a person loves to chat and get loud in a theater than they should consider viewing 'Rocky horror picture show' a hundred times... Or please sit in the very back of the theater so we don't have to hear you. Possibly theaters should consider having a sound proof area for those that love to make noises.  I guess that is why I stay home to watch my rented movies. :0)

People get killed over this. You finally find a good seat, only to find out about the added distraction. Movie houses should have a nursery room for all the talkers.

When I have spent our hard earned money to treat ourselves to a movie. I do not appreciate being stuck near some gabby person. One of the worst examples i can think of was when we went to see Forrest Gump and this man was obviously out on a date with this lady and tried to show off by explaining the whole movie to her.I was annoyed by him and felt sorry for her. One thing I find especially annoying is when parents bring small children or infants to a movie.I am referring to movies that are not meant for these kids.so we get to hear their infant crying {i do not blame the baby for this}or a whiny bored child who wants to leave.I remember one time years ago we were watching Jaws in the theater. there were probably about 300 people in the theater and someones baby started crying after waiting a few minutes and having it obvious the parent was not going to leave someone yelled take the baby out followed by applause by the audience. unless someone whispers breifly they can leave their conversation for after the theater. P.S. another thing that is annoying is getting stuck near someone who has already seen the movie to hear them say things like OOOOOHHH here comes the scene i was talking about.

this makes me fightin' mad...

Just throw Ice at those people