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FranksWildYear s
11/17/2009

Monkey 2

In all likelihood, the people who are rating monkey's highly as pets are the type that would also like to have a unicorn in the back yard by their playhouse.

We came face to face with an ugly, angry monkey that dropped out of tree when we were walking down a resort pathway in Mexico.  They try to scare the hell out of you in the hope that you will drop all of your stuff and run.  Then they go through your bags looking for snack food.

My son, who was 9 at the time said after the face off that not only did the monkey look really mean but he had the biggest balls he'd ever seen.

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Sharon_206
11/17/2009

Monkey 2

NOT ! who wants to get their face ripped off by an angry ape ?

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mochamad
10/26/2009

Monkey 5

monkey doesn't funny pet...for me. i dont like it any more. But its make different if you closed and touch it. but some people scare because have tooth may be can eat you. monkey have the clever brain than another pets. we can education it more like child. the act make me like so funny. the monkey living in forrest different animal pets, it can follow the human social living like we can teach how eat human tradition and more activity human being. any country protect the monkey because the population less and any way to made it survive.

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Chalky
04/30/2009

Monkey 1

Definitely not pets. Although, I think people see chimps, orangutans and monkeys in movies or even the cute picture above and may think otherwise.

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ayn
04/30/2009

Monkey 5

THESE ARE NOT PETS!!

On the other hand, I wish I had a monkey. They are cute, personable and smart. Lots of personaity and cute.
The avatar for this item is a chimp; beware with chimps as they can be quite violent as adults and practice infanticide for no apparent reason. Remember that Chimps do not typically eat meat. It gets worse: on four recorded occasions in the last 50 years, chimpanzees have abducted, killed and eaten human babies.
Then again, these guys are practically people. No, screw that, they're better than people. Chimps have done everything from fly jet planes to sleep in the same bed as a former President of the United States. It's that grin, it makes them look like devilish little scamps, like they have some great and hilarious secret they cannot wait to share. And then they put their arms around the action star and snuggle in and everybody goes awwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I wish I had a chimpanzee.

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oscargamblesfr o
04/30/2009

Monkey 1

Why anyone would want something that throws shit at you is beyond me. Why anyone would want dangerous monkeys and apes is incredible... especially in light of all these chimp attacks in recent years. Haven't people seen the Planet of the Apes films?

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GenghisTheHun
01/09/2009

Monkey 1

UPDATED JANUARY 9, 2009:  Votre singe a pissé en mon cocktail


ORIGINAL COMMENT:  Too close to humans and too smart to handle. I know a guy who had a monkey for a few days. It escaped and hung from the ceiling by its tail on a pipe. It crapped down the walls. They are messy.

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Sagigurl
10/04/2008

Monkey 1

cute as they are monkeys belong in the wild not in homes as pets

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fb1473765476
09/26/2008

Monkey 1

En veig un cada vegada que em miro al mirall

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~~~Cianna~~~;0 )
08/27/2008

Monkey 5

hahaha

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Monkey 2

Are you kidding me!!

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brooke887
08/06/2008

Monkey 5

umm there different... it'd be cool to see one maybe even own one lol

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Kid_Icarus
08/02/2008

Monkey 1

Monkeys are not pets. Do not get one in some desperate attempt to pretend that it is a child or something. They are not meant to be held in domesticated captivity.

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Mr. Matt
08/01/2008

Monkey 5

i so wish i had a monkey as a pet!

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BlueOctober
07/24/2008

Monkey 1

Monkeys were never meant to be domesticated.

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Can~D~Ice
07/24/2008

Monkey 5

If I could have a trained one!

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Monkey 2

Too much trouble.

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Kristina527
07/22/2008

Monkey 1

They are wild animals, not pets

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KRISTYN718
07/22/2008

Monkey 3

if I had the money and the time I would say yes

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Lena
07/15/2008

Monkey 1

Er....i don't think I'd like a monkey as a pet. Nor do I think said monkey would appreciate being a pet :P

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ms-392342246
07/14/2008

Monkey 4

i have alot in my family

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SKITTLEZ
07/12/2008

Monkey 4

if he can go to my fridge and grab me a soda or beer then ok

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LiZ iS hERe!!
07/10/2008

Monkey 5

Ohhh i soooo want one!

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Jenn858
07/10/2008

Monkey 3

cute but too much work

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♥Debali cious♥
07/10/2008

Monkey 4

adorable!

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Gin(ger)
07/09/2008

Monkey 1

Might as well have a baby.

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Crystal911
07/08/2008

Monkey 1

wild

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Unknown3244887 49
07/08/2008

Monkey 5

TEACH THEM HOW TO ROLLERBLADE!!

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wendy185
07/08/2008

Monkey 3

well, they are smart but I hear they are dirty and difficult to clean up after.

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mickey #30
07/07/2008

Monkey 5

monkeys are the coolest

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~Love me~
07/07/2008

Monkey 2

They belong in the wild

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haley.
07/06/2008

Monkey 5

LoVE EM

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?K a y l a ;]
07/06/2008

Monkey 5

that would be SO awesome!

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Jamie118
07/06/2008

Monkey 4

I have always liked monkeys

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~???????~
07/05/2008

Monkey 1

luv mokeys at the zoo but not as a pet

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*~Megan~*
07/05/2008

Monkey 1

NO

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:***Kï?ŠHÄ?*** :
07/05/2008

Monkey 5

awww

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Angel Princess
07/05/2008

Monkey 1

stupid

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Elaine681
07/04/2008

Monkey 3

that would be cool but I'd need some help

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HelloKitty09
07/04/2008

Monkey 1

For the fourth billion time, primates are not cute and cuddly pets. 90% of these exotic animals are being sold illegally. Most monkeys carry lethal diseases like hepetitus B(that can be transmitted to humans) and they can also be aggressive when they reach puberty. And if your solution to "bad monkey" problem is to remove their teeth, you should be arrested for animal cruelty. Update: Item description- They're so human! They must make great pets! Look for a fun time if u are to take on one of these creatures. Bitch please! Curious George is not so cute when he's screaming and biting you to death. Update ll: What ever happen to Michael Jackson's chimp?

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Molfan
07/04/2008

Monkey 1

they may be cute and amusing to watch. I would never want one for a pet. have heard too many disaster stories of those who have tried to make a "pet" out of these animals.  they were never intended to be pets.

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Danielle140
07/04/2008

Monkey 3

I would only like a monkey as a pet if it was a spider monkey. There little and cute and the only monkey sutible for a pet.

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ToniFantastic
07/03/2008

Monkey 2

it requires diapers.... and it should be left in the wild

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Madam Spam
07/03/2008

Monkey 2

they fling poo

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fb611413974
07/03/2008

Monkey 5

you have to want a mischievous little brat to love these

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?Jessie?
07/02/2008

Monkey 5

heck yeah

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PMS247
07/02/2008

Monkey 2

NOT FOR ME

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Jason534
07/02/2008

Monkey 4

I love monkeys!!!

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Michael355
07/02/2008

Monkey 4

a lot of work

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irishgit
07/02/2008

Monkey 1

Smart, strong, aggressive and territorial is not the ideal combination for a pet.

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