Sick Jokes (No Arms No Legs, Dead Babies, etc)

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The can be either funny or just plain sick...

Do you know why Helen Keller's dog ran away from home?

Because if you were called "aurr ruoa aaor rour ayee", you'd run away from home too!

I was in a lounge, once, drinking tequila with my ex's cousin and she, obviously, had something to say.

"Wanna hear THE sickest joke you've ever heard?"

"Sure, why not?" I answered.

"You have to tell me one first." And I did. She gave me the "Is that the best you can do?" look. Now, she definitely had something to say and warned me that her "joke" would etch a permanent scar in my brain and gave me the option of opting out. Unfortunately, I declined.

I'll give all of you the same option before I proceed...

I'll be back in a while to see if there's any takers...

I wonder if I should tell my turkey joke...

Most of these are not particularly funny, but there are exceptions.

Q. Who's the guy with no arms or legs in a forest fire?
A. Bernie.

I have a pretty twisted sense of humor....