Cincinnati Bengals

The Cincinnati Bengals began play in the AFL in 1968. The team is 0-2 in Super Bowls, losing to the San ...
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famousbill
03/15/2008

Cincinnati Bengals 5

WHO-DEY!

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Tk7138G
08/13/2006

Cincinnati Bengals 3

I wish I could have said 3 3/4 Stars. Way to go Sin-cinnati. If this were college they would definately be Miami; good team with about 10% of the team potential prison material.

Marvin Lewis is a great, great coach, but hopefully his overlooking character will not come back to destroy what he's building.

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cincy41
05/25/2006

Cincinnati Bengals 5

Either everyone rated the team 5 years ago, or you are all a bunch of morons.

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cltcmmder17
01/12/2006

Cincinnati Bengals 1

bad.....

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inhumanmonster
12/18/2005

Cincinnati Bengals 1

Yeah, they're having a good year but they've only beaten one team (Steelers) with a winning record. We'll see just how legit they are come playoff time and next season when they play a real schedule. Excellent head coach, I'll give them that. Chad Johnson's an a**hole...

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numbah16tdhaha
10/06/2005

Cincinnati Bengals 5

Look good so far. Maybe they've come back from the dead. UPDATE: Some people need to come over here and throw a good rating down. At 4-0, there is no way these guys should be rated below my definition of suck, the Arizona Cardinals.

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Mad Hatter
10/02/2005

Cincinnati Bengals 5

Where did this team come from? 3-0 start! Carson Palmer is looking good so far. Lets see if he can keep it going. UPDATE: Make that 4-0!!

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irishgit
09/28/2005

Cincinnati Bengals 4

I've yet to be fully convinced they're for real, but they look pretty good so far this season. A 3-0 start didn't look like it was in the cards in the pre-season.

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John Candy
09/26/2005

Cincinnati Bengals 5

Uh-oh, look out "Bowling Green". 3-0 what a start. This team is the best team in the AFC, STATISTICALLY. Dukesucks, you don't know what your'e talking about. Knock off the crap. It's Bengal Season.

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democrat1990
04/29/2005

Cincinnati Bengals 5

quit all the hatin

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bengals06
04/13/2005

Cincinnati Bengals 4

They have a crappy defense, I know. But to be rated under the CARDINALS!?!?! C'mon! They have a good offense with Carson Palmer, Rudi Johnson, and Chad Johnson! Tell me why the Bengals are placed last in the league. One word: UNDERRATED!

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mono
01/22/2005

Cincinnati Bengals 1

Worst players (most of them) Worst city Worst pigs worst management worst fans The ranking ( and their pathetic) annual record speaks for it self.

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jmoney52
10/03/2004

Cincinnati Bengals 2

They're right on the cusp of mediocrity, now if they can just manage to stop shooting themselves in the foot they might be half way descent.

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OneHungryMonst er
08/25/2004

Cincinnati Bengals 3

I think they have a chance of winning the division, but they won't get anywhere in the playoffs.

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jonhere
07/09/2004

Cincinnati Bengals 1

bungles

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roblinb
11/08/2003

Cincinnati Bengals 1

You know the Bengals have been a laughingstock for a long time when their fans are getting excited that they are 3-5. I mean most other teams would start getting ready for the draft with a record like that. Carson Palmer is praying to the gods that John Klitna can somehow finish the year with this crapfest joke of a team. You know he hopes never to start for these idiots. Peter Warrick is so overrated and nobody cares about him. The smartest guy on this team is Corey Dillon, who wants to get traded. 3-5 doesn't make his nipples hard and start thining Super Bowl like the rest of the people in cold and windy Cincinnati.

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hrd2h8
06/18/2003

Cincinnati Bengals 2

Do I really need to explain? Actually, they had a good draft...on paper, so far.

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Cincinnati Bengals 2

better than last year by 3 games...laughing stalk will be a thing of the past

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Rusty
04/22/2003

Cincinnati Bengals 1

Shouldn't even be in the NFL. They are an enema

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TheMyth17
04/07/2003

Cincinnati Bengals 1

Marvin Lewis, please make me change my rating. I"m a Jaguar/Buccaneer fan, but I would love to see the Bengals among the top rankings in 2 years. My friend and I always joked that the Jets would go to the playoffs in a couple of years after winning less that 4 games. Lo and behold they did. Maybe Mike will let Coach Lewis do his job and won't screw this up.

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angusmacpherso n
03/15/2003

Cincinnati Bengals 1

Less than pathetic...

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mikeholly93
01/21/2003

Cincinnati Bengals 1

The Bengals are not as good as they used to be! Plus, Mike Brown is a greedy money-spender who must go!

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bucs4good
01/15/2003

Cincinnati Bengals 2

This was a very disappointing season

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Boonta23
01/11/2003

Cincinnati Bengals 2

The last star is pity...

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Jethrie
01/07/2003

Cincinnati Bengals 5

Who-dey, who-dey...

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Xxray138xX
12/23/2002

Cincinnati Bengals 1

Dear Mike Brown, I was wondering if you could help me with this dilemma? My little brother bet me that he pee-wee football team could cover the spread against you. Is this true?

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DeathRattle
12/22/2002

Cincinnati Bengals 1

They're not called the Bungles for nothing. I would analyze the team but that would take forever. So I'll make it short and sweet. Every aspect of their team sucks: offense, defense, and special teams. God help them.

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madmule
12/21/2002

Cincinnati Bengals 1

I've been a Bengals fan all my life. I grew up in the Wilmington, Oh area and used to frequent the summer camps when they still trained there. Conditions at Wilmington College were not as plush as the Georgetown, Ky settings. Heck, even the rooms were w/o air conditioning. There is very little nightlife in Wilmington and very few distractions that can interfere with training. I would see a few players at local bars and the county fair, but for the most part, they were here to train. Yes, the Bengals have been horrible for years, but astoundingly bad since moving their training camp to Georgetown.

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lukskywlkr.
12/18/2002

Cincinnati Bengals 1

What an awesome team. They may very well be the most incredibly talented bunch of athletes I've ever seen. NOT!!!

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mr.monkey
12/16/2002

Cincinnati Bengals 5

Cmon folks. Have a heart, its almost christmas

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klunt
12/14/2002

Cincinnati Bengals 5

just cause they suck, doesnt mean you need to hate them, they dont hate you

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BigDogDad
11/14/2002

Cincinnati Bengals 5

Hey! They almost beat Cincinatti High in the regional playoffs last year.

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Jason1972
10/31/2002

Cincinnati Bengals 1

Otherwise known as "The Team That Never Will." They've always had talent but very mediocre managers and coaches. They know the lose column alot more than the win column.

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fanofgkp
12/18/2001

Cincinnati Bengals 4

Give them a break, it's not easy sucking year after year after year after year......

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txnfx
07/25/2001

Cincinnati Bengals 1

This team is butt.

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NaderLover
02/22/2001

Cincinnati Bengals 5

The Bengals are football's best kept secret. They just need to get their stuff together and they'll be holding the Lombardi trophy high! I enjoy sniffing paint after my day job at the chemical plant!!! I'm 37 and I live with my grandmother!!! I lick the skid marks out of my undies!!!

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bondiscool
02/13/2001

Cincinnati Bengals 1

UNC Tarheels are better!!!!!! Julius Peppers could tear em up on D & Ronald Curry is just like the starter Cincy has (Donald Hollas? Akili Smith? ah, who cares; they change teams EVERY YEAR!!!!!) at QB. Relegate this team 2 Arena Football; oops, only the world's most popular sport (soccer) has that. Oh well

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GEEM7
11/29/2000

Cincinnati Bengals 1

THIS TEAM WOULD HAVE A PROBLEM BEATING MOST OF THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL TEAMS. IF THIS WAS A CORPORATION,IT WOULD HAVE GONE OUT OF BUSINESS A LONG TIME AGO!

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Munson
09/11/2000

Cincinnati Bengals 1

The Bengals have become the poster children for a poorly run franchise. Mike Brown, the owner, has put his children in charge of a lot of the day to day activities of the team, including football-related decisions. Notwithstanding the new stadium and a supposed rejuvenated committment to treating players well, the Bengals are notoriously cheap, confrontational in negotiations with their star players (which makes you think about how bad they must treat the other players), and football's laughingstock. Realizing how much of joke they are, the team has tried to put clauses in new contracts which would force players to pay back part of their signing bonus if they badmouthed the team. Unbelievable.

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jpop3620du
01/11/2000

Cincinnati Bengals 2

The Cincinatti Bengals look good on paper, but they can't win on the field.

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ITAR2616OM
12/10/1999

Cincinnati Bengals 1

HOW IN THE HELL THEY BEAT THE 49'ERS I'LL NEVER KNOW.

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