At the time of the show, Jeff Varner was 34, single, and an Internet project manager living in New York, New York. Jeff was a member of the Kucha tribe.
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checkin
08/05/2009

Jeff 3


Good sense of humor, what the show needs. Robert

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byzantinechild
02/16/2007

Jeff 3

Jeff was a nice guy, and a good sense of humor. I wish he had progressed longer and kicked out Amber or one of the other Ogakor's that sucked beforehand but alas...

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MagicChik
12/31/2005

Jeff 5

Can we stop obsessing over Colby Donaldson. I am soooooo over him!!!!! Varner Is The Sexiest Man Alive and Survivor's Sexiest Man!!!!! He would have won if Skupin had not gotten hurt!!!!! All you Varner haters can kiss my Varner-lovin' ass!!!!! Jeff, if you read this, I'm totally in love with you, and the things I would love to do with you!!!!! Jeff, I'm available for marriage!!!!! Survivor Rules!!!!!

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naima
07/17/2005

Jeff 5

I liked him! He was coo

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EZohnLuvr
07/09/2004

Jeff 5

I really liked Jeff. If the veggie hadn't opened her mouth about the single vote for Jeff then I think he would have made it past the tribal merge.

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stinkylulu68
05/14/2004

Jeff 5

my favorite survivor ever!

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HelloKitty09
02/23/2004

Jeff 1

One of the most overrated contestants. In his confessionals, Jeff bitch about the Pig Killer. When the alpha male leaves the game, this jerk blows his shot at the million and screws over his tribe for a jar of peanut butter. Later Jeff shows his true colors by getting rid of all the fish the tribe caught. All the five star comments are about his looks not strategy.

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DJGHQ
12/20/2002

Jeff 2

He is cool but his mouth is bad.

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Majibb
12/08/2002

Jeff 1

What an idiot, voted out by a case of Jif. Choosy Mom's, choosy Jeff. Not affiliated with the Jif Corporation.

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ClassicMusicLo ver
08/28/2002

Jeff 4

Kimmi screwed him over. When he went, I knew Kucha was done.

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ofofofof
08/28/2002

Jeff 2

he was really annoying!!

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LoneUSFullHous eFan
08/25/2002

Jeff 4

I thought he was hilarious. He complained alot, but I agree with a lot of what he said. Jeff on Kimmi:Kimmi just will not shut up. All night long in the tent, she just talks and talks and talks and talks and talks. I am thinking, 'it's late, I am tired, I just want to get to sleep!!'. Jeff on Michael's spear: The spear, the stupid spear. 'I'm gonna go catch a pig'. We have yet to see a pig, we have yet to see pig tracks. We don't know how to catch a pig. We wouldn't know how to cook it if we caught a pig. And he just takes our rope and our knife, builds this spear, and 'I'm gonna catch a pig'. That spear has just sat up against the wall for three days now. That's classis Mike, he's an idiot.'

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elephantsetc
03/24/2001

Jeff 1

So glad to finally see hime gone. He was arrogant and a big jerk. He was constantly putting down someone else. he sure was happy to eat that pig that he said Michael would never catch.

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Frank15
03/22/2001

Jeff 2

You know peanut butter has killed many a person... Jeff is the most recent fatality. He just couldn't resist it, and had to get off his post for some. Well, I wasn't too crazy over Jeff anyway... he was rude, but it would have been nice to see Kucha get the advantage over Ogakor.

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Wiggum
03/20/2001

Jeff 1

Hands down the dumbest cast member of Survivor 2. Well, I take that back. He might just be the biggest weakling, not the dumbest. It's one or the other. How else can you explain the fact that he wimped out during that stand-on-the-pole immunity challenge? Unless he's an idiot, he knew 1) the two tribes merged with an equal number of members, 2) at the next tribal council, the five members of each ex-tribe would vote for a single member of the other tribe, resulting in a tie vote, 3) the way a tie vote is broken is by looking at how many votes have been cast against them in previous tribal councils, 4) Jeff was aware the enemy tribe knew he already had a vote cast against him, and therefore 5) if he lost the immunity challenge, he would be voted off, which would ensure that the rest of his tribe members would also be voted off. So if he knew that, shouldn't he have stayed standing on that pole for as long as it took? Nope, this jackass decides to call it quits after a couple hours, dooming his tribe to extinction. Idiot.

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cordie
03/15/2001

Jeff 4

He seems like a schemer which is a good thing in his tribe I hope he's careful though good luck man

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MCC4
03/14/2001

Jeff 5

Maybe obnoxious but one of the sexiest men I've ever seen.

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niner9
03/14/2001

Jeff 5

Recently, I watched an interview on Live with Regis and Kelly with the recent contestant Jeff. When he came out, I didn't recognize him. The only thing I have to say is DAMN!! After listening to the interview, I learned that he put the extra pounds prior to going on the show. I didn't realize how good looking Jeff was because on the show he had a lot of facial hair, which is expected. I have to ask, is he single? What a cutie!!

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chipandale
03/14/2001

Jeff 5

Absolutley the best! I want Jeff to get together with Nick - they are both hot! He is so hilarious - where can I send him my #?

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wallaby
03/13/2001

Jeff 3

To all of you who think that Jeff is not gay: What planet do you live on? Women who like Jeff--You like him because he is a non-threatening gay guy. But, guess what, he would never like you (maybe as a friend). Have any of you ever seen a straight male wiggle the way Jeff did when he was standing on that pole in the water? Give me a break. ALERT!! It is announced on TV after Jeff was booted that Jeff is GAY!! Surprise, surprise. Now that I have made myself clear, I will say that Jeff was by far the funniest person out there. He was hilarious. He was booted off the island because Kucha made a serious mistake going after Colby. I am amazed that they didn't go after Jerri, whom they knew that Colby disliked (they saw him throw a bucket of water on her).

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susieq
03/13/2001

Jeff 5

Jeff is awesome! Extremely sexy with a strong personality and sense of humor. It is too bad that his tribe didn't vote for Jerri instead of Colby. Jeff was an asset to the show.....added a bit of excitement. Again , he is hot!!!!! Love the accent too....

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survivorbabe16
03/13/2001

Jeff 5

Jeff was the best part was the show. He knew what he wanted and he did what he had to do to get it. That's what you do in this game. Plus I mean look at him. MMMMM..... He was smart and funny. They couldn't have found anyone better.

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niles0478
03/13/2001

Jeff 2

Jeff is a bad southern boy. I think he is such a jerk. He has no right to say " OH YA WERE GOING TA EAT EM UP AND SPIT EM OUT AND THATS ALL THERE IS TO IT " because now ex-Ogakor has the advantage over ex-Kucha 5 to 4. I AM SO GLAD HES OUT. Hey whatta ya know. All the snobs on the show have names that start with "Je". HEH HEH HEH. Jerri's next, darnit! Did I mention Jeff's a moron. Well, he is, in case you didn't know. I could go on about this over-winded cross-dressing fag, but Im not going to. It makes me sick to even think of him. YEP! Gotta go! Gonna barf back up my ham sandwich now. URK! BYE!----

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Jeffsgirl
03/12/2001

Jeff 5

Okay, even though Jeff was booted, he is still my favorite! He deserved the money, because he was the only one really playing the game, and he played it very well! He is not a jerk, he is a really sweet guy, and if you can't see it, you are the ones who need to be "booted off the island." And he's not gay! And if he is, well...I'll have to change that, because he is absolutly wonderful! Gorgeous! Grrrrr! So all of you Jeff haters...sorry, but he is the best! Peace out, Ciao!

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jchazell
03/12/2001

Jeff 5

Ahhhh! I can't believe that you were voted off. It sucks, it absolutely sucks. Well it was good while it lasted. I think that you could have made it all the way if your team had only voted for Jerri. I just hope that Alicia manages to make it to the final four, which I think she has a good chance of doing. You were the funniest person on the show. Now you seem to be the downfall of Kucha. Grrrr. I'm so mad. Oh well maybe you'll come out of the closet soon and make me happy again :) Jon

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SamIAm
03/09/2001

Jeff 4

I liked Jeff..wasn't overly impressed by him, but for whatever reason, I seemed to be supporting the Kucha Tribe, and he had some amusing quips! I am not too surprised that he was voted off..I am sure they will be left with the most entertaining, controversial individuals. Couldn't we get rid of suck-up Amber..now that one rubs me the wrong way. OK, back to Jeff..too bad Miss Vegan, loud mouth Kimmi (waa waa don't hurt the chicky wickys) had to let the other tribe know that he had at least 1 vote against him.

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Jenny_Castella ni
03/06/2001

Jeff 5

Jeff is so SEXY!!! There is no way he is gay, and I think that everyone should stop saying he is until he say he is or ISN'T! I know he won the million, he had to have won it. If anyone knows a way I can write Jeff email me at [email protected]. And if there is anyway that Jeff is reading this I just wanna say that you're the sexiest guy I've ever even looked at and I want you so bad, mmmmm.. what I would do to him! Jenny

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WorkinURHole
03/05/2001

Jeff 4

One HOT stud and seems like a friendly/likeable guy. Why couldn't he have been the one to walk around nude on the island instead of Richard Hatch???

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GoJeffV
03/04/2001

Jeff 5

WOW!! I read the comments on Jeff. What is wrong with you all?? First of all, Jeff is Hot!! And I do believe he is straight...if I am wrong, what a waste! If he gets booted, the show for me is over. Now that the tribes are merged, it's every man for himself. Get rid of Jerri first, and GO, JEFF!! I do believe, since the accident, the Kucha tribe will stick together and vote out all the ogakor tribe, one by one...although I would like to see Colby as long as possible, too. He is the best on that team.

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miaty macdoanld
03/02/2001

Jeff 1

Jeff is ignorant and I don't like him at all.

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TaMaria
03/01/2001

Jeff 3

His personality does not stand out in a crowd at this point.

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sarahsweet22
02/27/2001

Jeff 1

he lookes like a player and makes me sick.

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brookeg
02/25/2001

Jeff 5

I'm really warming up to Jeff. Next to Michael, I think he stands a good chance of winning the mil. He seems to be the most motivated one when it comes to playing the game and winning the money.

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AMANDAJOAN
02/23/2001

Jeff 4

Jeff must be feeling better or the editors have decided to make him look better because in the last couple of episodes I've really enjoyed watching him. He is certainly one of the sharper tacks in the Kucha box and is not afraid to speak up about what the game is really about. I may not like HIM, per se, but I like his role on the team and at this time, pending further developments, I think he'll win the million.

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catalina_koop
02/23/2001

Jeff 5

I think Jeff brings a little variety and humor to the Kucha tribe. If he's there to win why not be up front instead of acting all whimpy and pansy like some other members of the Kucha tribe. He's definatly good looking, and it keeps me watching the show. It would be a lot more boring without him.

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Miriam
02/23/2001

Jeff 5

Jeff is going to win. Thats it,thats all. First of all, yes he does whine, yes he has a way of saying negative things about others in his tribe, but he has what it takes to win.For all of you who think he's gay, what if he were?? Ill remind you all that gay men seem to have a knack of going very far in these games.And winning is THE goal of the game. BUT! He isnt gay, and if you werent gay yourselves you'd be able to see that: you just all want him!I know I do! But, Im not gay and neither is he so its good for everyone!!!!hehehe!Seriously, this guy isnt scared to share his opinion, and by the way, he usually says negative things to the camera, not to the rest of the crew because he knows that its important to work as a team, he's strong, he's smart and he's got a plan. You just all need to get a sense of humour, lighten up and enjoy the GREAT JEFF!!! Miriam:-)

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vexer
02/23/2001

Jeff 1

He's a jerk. Of course there is no reason to fee guilty about winning challenges, but have a little compassion, jerk!!

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Heather095
02/23/2001

Jeff 5

I love Jeff, and I hope he wins it all!

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kuchajeff
02/22/2001

Jeff 5

I LOVE HIM!!!!! He's so cute! I've been rooting for him since before the show started and I saw his sexy smile on the CBS website! I can TOTALLY see him winning this money.

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booboo82
02/22/2001

Jeff 5

You got to love Jeff, he has a plan, he is really smart, and he speaks his mind. Mark my word now that jeff is going to win the million. Jeff I want you to win and you people need to understand that kind and caring wont win the money, you need to keep your guard up and continously be on the lookout. Go for it Jeff!

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hotsh!t
02/18/2001

Jeff 5

OMG!!! What a AWESOME guy!!! So hilarious, so SEXY... I hope he sticks around for a while. He'll come out soon, it's inevitable. Too bad Colby seems straight, otherwise I'd be looking forward to some REAL "merging"! Scheming, conniving, hot, studly... I LOVE HIM!!!!!

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JeffVarnerFan
02/15/2001

Jeff 5

Jeff is by far the best male on Survivor 2. Even if he is compared to Richard. :) http://jeffvarner.cjb.net

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gojeffgo
02/14/2001

Jeff 5

Jeff is the best and is the main reason I watch the show. And sorry Jeff haters...he won't be voted off any time soon because he is playing the game better than any other contestant!!!

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Patts
02/11/2001

Jeff 1

Good Gosh Jeff, grow up!!!

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TamTam
02/11/2001

Jeff 1

Kick him off! He's either sick or making ME sick!!!!!!

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Birds
02/09/2001

Jeff 1

The biggest rat on the island.

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kimber
02/08/2001

Jeff 1

I just read this bozo's stats - no wonder why he's single! Mothers across America should blow his picture up so their children can play "Pin the tail on the Donkey" His personality stinks and I hope all his scheming backfires on him and he gets drop-kicked back to New York!

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MrPryck2U
02/08/2001

Jeff 2

When is Jeff going to come leaping out of the closet? I mean, at least Richard Hatch went on the show saying he was gay. I think Burnett and the others are drooling for Jeff to make a "startling revelation"! That's, of course, if he doesn't get his ass booted off the show before then. Maybe he'll "come out" on Letterman. I will admit that when he was egging on Tina to puke, that was damn funny. How could anyone resist? Remember, it's all about the team!

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colecole
02/06/2001

Jeff 1

JERK ALERT!!!!!

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Hondo
02/06/2001

Jeff 1

What a serious jerk!

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