Kerney Thomas

Kerney Thomas heads up Kerney Thomas Ministries based in Louisiana.
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TheNewAtheists
05/09/2010

Kerney Thomas 5

ALL tele-evangelists are frauds! Yes, ALL of them! Loving their lavish lifestyles and conning their simpleton admirers; banging prostitutes (Jimmy Swaggart), felons (Joyce Meyer and Jim and Tammy Faye Baker) and the list goes on...................

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itcrowdfan92
04/25/2010

Kerney Thomas 1

The guy's an emotional rhetoric who tries to appeal to people's emotion to try and sell them a wooden nickel. He thinks Mark 16:17-18 of the Bible will make miracles occur. The rhetoric fails to realize that Mark 16:17-18 is part of Mark 16:9-20 which is NOT FOUND IN THE MOST RELIABLE AND EARLIEST BIBLICAL MANUSCRIPTS. We read scholarly scholars of Christianity who say:

NIV Bible footnote for Mark 16:
((The most reliable early manuscripts and other ancient witnesses DO NOT have Mark 16:9-20.))

NRSV Bible footnote of Mark 16:8:
"Some of the most ancient authorities bring the book to a close at the end of verse 8. One authority concludes the book with the shorter ending; others include the shorter ending and then continue with verses 9-20. In most authorities verses 9-20 follow immediately after verse 8, though in some of these authorities the passage is marked as being doubtful."

The Message (Bible) footnote for Mark 16:
"Mark 16:9-20 [the portion in brackets] is contained ONLY in later manuscripts."

Amplified Bible footnote for Mark 16:
"Some of the earliest manuscripts DO NOT contain verses 9-20."

ESV Bible footnote for Mark 16:
"Some of the earliest manuscripts DO NOT include 16:9-20."

CEV Bible footnote for Mark 16:
"One Old Ending to Mark's Gospel: Verses 9-20 are NOT in some manuscripts."

Scofield Reference Notes of Mark 16:9-20:
"The passage from verse 9 to the end is NOT FOUND in the two MOST ANCIENT manuscripts, the Sinaitic and Vatican, and others have it with partial omissions and variations. But it is quoted by Irenaeus and Hippolytus in the second or third century."

Good News Translation footnote of Mark 16:9-20:
"Some manuscripts and ancient translations do not have this ending to the Gospel (verses 9-20)."

ERV Bible footnote of Mark 16:8:
"Some of the oldest Greek copies of Mark end the book here."

GOD'S WORD Translation - footnote of Mark 16:8:
"Some manuscripts and translations end Mark here; some add verses 9-20. "

People's New Testament Commentary of Mark 16:9-20:
"The remainder of the chapter is not found in the Vatican or Siniatic Greek MSS., but is found in the Alexandrian. These are the three oldest and most reliable MSS. Some hold these verses to be a later addition, but as they are found in all the most ancient versions they must have been a part of Mark's Gospel when the first century ended. Schaff, Plumptre, Olshausen, Lochman and others regard them genuine, while other critics consider them doubtful."

New American Standard Bible footnote for Mark 16:9:
"Later mss add vv 9-20."

New American Standard Bible footnote Mark 16:
"A few late mss and versions contain this paragraph, usually after v 8; a few have it at the end of ch."

Robertson's Word Pictures of the New Testament: Commentary of Mark 16:8:
"Had come upon them (eicen auta). Imperfect tense, more exactly, held them, was holding them fast. Trembling and astonishment (tromo kai ekstasi, trembling and ecstasy), Mark has it, while Matthew 28:8 has "with fear and great joy" which see for discussion. Clearly and naturally their emotions were mixed. They said nothing to any one (oudeni ouden eipan). This excitement was too great for ordinary conversation. Matthew 28:8 notes that they "ran to bring his disciples word." Hushed to silence their feet had wings as they flew on. For they were afraid (epobounto gar). Imperfect tense. The continued fear explains their continued silence. At this point Aleph and B, the two oldest and best Greek manuscripts of the New Testament, stop with this verse. Three Armenian MSS. also end here. Some documents (cursive 274 and Old Latin k) have a shorter ending than the usual long one. The great mass of the documents have the long ending seen in the English versions. Some have both the long and the short endings, like L, Psi, 0112, 099, 579, two Bohairic MSS; the Harklean Syriac (long one in the text, short one in the Greek margin). One Armenian MS. (at Edschmiadzin) gives the long ending and attributes it to Ariston (possibly the Aristion of Papias). W (the Washington Codex) has an additional verse in the long ending. So the facts are very complicated, but argue strongly against the genuineness of verses Matthew 9-20 of Mark 16. There is little in these verses not in Matthew 28:1 ff. It is difficult to believe that Mark ended his Gospel with verse Matthew 8 unless he was interrupted. A leaf or column may have been torn off at the end of the papyrus roll. The loss of the ending was treated in various ways. Some documents left it alone. Some added one ending, some another, some added both. A full discussion of the facts is found in the last chapter of my Studies in Mark's Gospel and also in my Introduction to the Textual Criticism of the New Testament, pp. 214-16."

The following is from a Christian source:
"Mark 16:9-20 is absent in the Codex Vaticanus (which is ironic since Roman Catholics always quote Mark 16:16 for baptism salvation – and also for the fact that they added it in), it’s also absent from the Codex Sinaiticus and any other early manuscripts. Here is an interesting excerpt I found:

“Mark 16:9-20 has been called a later addition to the Gospel of Mark by most New Testament scholars in the past century. The main reason for doubting the authenticity of the ending is that it does not appear in some of the oldest existing witnesses, and it is reported to be absent from many others in ancient times by early writers of the Church. Moreover, the ending has some stylistic features which also suggest that it came from another hand... The best and oldest manuscripts of Mark end with ch. 16:8. Two endings were added very early. The shorter reads: "But they reported briefly to those with Peter all that had been commanded them. And afterward Jesus himself sent out through them from the East even to the West the sacred and incorruptible message of eternal salvation." The longer addition appears in English Bibles; its origin is uncertain; a medieval source ascribes it to an elder Ariston (Aristion), perhaps the man whom Papias (c. A.D. 135) calls a disciple of the Lord. It is drawn for the most part from Luke, chapter 24, and from John, chapter 20; there is a possibility that verse 15 may come from Matthew 28:18-20. It is believed that the original ending must have contained an account of the risen Christ's meeting with the disciples in Galilee (chs. 14:28; 16:7).”

Sources:
http://www.bible-researcher.com/endmark.html
http://www.christkeep.com/articles/mark16920.html


A.T. Robertson, a Greek academic extraordinaire, was also a renowned scholar of the Greek New Testament and the various manuscripts. He graduated from Wake Forest College, and enrolled in the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary at Louisville, Kentucky and received the Th.M. in 1888. In 1892 Robertson was appointed Professor at Southern Baptist and remained in that post until a day in 1934, when he died. A.T. Robertson says in his book:

An Introduction to the Textual Criticism of the New Testament, Pages 199-200:
"It is appropriate to draw our next example from the only other various reading that involves so large a section, — that which concerns the last twelve verses of Mark. The evidence may be stated as follows : —

Insert: A, C, A, D, X, 2, ^, V, etc., 1, 33, 69, and
nearly all minuscules ; all Old Latin codices
except k ; the Vulgate Latin ; the Curetonian,
Peshitto, Harclean and Jerusalem Syriac ; the
Memphitic, and Gothic ; Justin, Tatian,
Irenajus, [Hippolytus], Macarius Magnus ; and
post-Nicene fathers generally.

Omit : B, N, L^22, 743 (on the authority of the Abbe W
Martin) ; codex k of the Latin ; the Armenian, and
^thiopic; [Clement], [Origen], Eusebius, [Cyril of
Jeru.salem], and, among the post-Nicene fathers,
the {iTTo^ecrtV, Jerome, Victor of Antioch,.Severus
of Antioch. Also such minuscules as 15, 20. 300, 199, 1,
206, 209, which preserve knowledge of the doubt.

Some words are necessary in explanation of this evidence, n simply omits the passage. B omits it, but leaves a blank space, which is apparently intended for it; this seems to prove that the exemplar from which B was copied lacked these verses, but that they were known to B's scribe. As the weight of B is due to the character of its exemplar, not to the knowledge of its scribe, this does not affect B's testimony. L closes at verse 8, but adds at the top of the next column: " These also are somewhere current: ' But all things that were commanded, they immediately announced to those about Peter, And after this Jesus also Himself, from the east even to the west, sent forth by them the sacred and incorruptible proclamation of eternal salv'ation.' These are also, however, current, after ' For they were afraid.' "...

And then our usual twelve verses are inserted. /^ The;. existence of this shorter conclusion (to which L gives the preference) is a fortiori evidence against the longer one. For no one doubts that this shorter conclusion is a spurious invention of the scribes ; but it would not have been invented, save to fill the blank. L's witness is, then, to MSS. older than itself, which not only did not have our twelve verses, but had invented another conclusion in their place. The Abb6 Martin tells us of another codex, which he numbers 743, that repeats the arrangement of L. Codex 22 closes the Gospel at verse 8, marking it as " The End," and then adds : " In some of the copies the Evangelist finishes at this point ; in many, however, these also are current," . . . and inserts our verses 9 — 20, closing again with " The End." The Old Latin MS. k contains the shorter conclusion only, and hence is a specially strong witness to the omission of our twelve verses. The Thebaic version might possibly be added to the witnesses for insertion, but we have from it only a mediocre paraphrase of verse 20, and it cannot be confidently determined what disposition was made of it.


An Introduction to the Textual Criticism of the New Testament, Pages 201-203:
"The transcriptional evidence leads to the same conclusion. No good account can be given of the omission of these verses. To suppose that they were omitted in a harmonic interest is to presuppose a freedom and boldness in dealing with the Gospel narratives never elsewhere experienced, and that to serve a purpose far more easily attained. To suppose the omission to have arisen from the misunderstanding of a note placed here to mark the end of a liturgical lesson is to assign a greater age to the present lesson system and to this method of marking MSS. than can be proved for either. To suppose that a leaf was lost from the end of the Gospel, containing these
verses, will best of all account for their omission, but will not account for its wide distribution, nor for the failure of the beginning of the next Gospel, on the other side of the leaf, to get lost too. Mark stands very rarely at the end of the book of the Gospels, and the loss of a leaf early enough to affect the ancestors of ^<, of B, of L, and of Western k, must have affected nearly all MSS. as well. On the other hand, the insertion of such an ending is transcriptionally easy to account for. The abrupt ending of verse 8 demanded something more. That the scribes felt this is evidenced by their invention of the certainly spurious shorter ending. Why should not other scribes have sought and found another tolerably fitting close for the Gospel? And that this ending does not be- ong here, but fits its place only tolerably, is clear on careful examination. The tear at verse 8 is not mended by verses 9 — 20. Only Matthew and Luke tell us what actually happened after verse 8. And if verse 8 demands a different succeeding context, verses 9 — 20 no less need a different preceding one from that here furnished them.

Jesus is presumed to be the subject in verse 9 ; but the subject that would be aken over from verse 8 is the women. The " but " that opens verse 9 does not introduce anything adversative to verse 8. The new specification of time in verse 8 is surprising, after verse 2. "First" looks strange here. The identifying description of Mary Magdalene in verse 9 is very remarkable after verse 1. Every appearance, in a word, goes to show that the author of the Gospel did not write verses 9 — 20 as the
conclusion of the narrative begun in verses 1 — 8. And if so, the transcriptional evidence that makes an insertion here easier to conceive of than an omission has full play, and we can recognise verses 9 — 20 as only another way of filling up the gap left by the unfinished appearance of verse 8. The intrinsic evidence is not fully stated, however, until we add that there are peculiarities of style and phraseology in verses 9 — 20 which render it easy to believe that the author of the Gospel did not write these verses."

In Mark 16, on the 3rd day the women go to the tomb, which is empty. There a man in there, and that man tells the women that Jesus is not here, he has risen. And basically, this man tells the women that Jesus will meet the women in Galilee. Then it says the women fled from the tomb, and they didn't say anything to anyone. That's were it ends at Mark 16:8. The scribes thought: "My word, how could it end there? They are told to tell the disciples, but they don't tell anyone. Didn't they see Jesus? Didn't the disciples ever learn? How could it end there?"

This is what the reaction was by the scribes, which is why it could NOT end there (according to scribes), so they added 12 verses of their own, as a fabrication into later manuscripts of Mark 16. More proof of this is:

i) the writing style of Mark 16:9-20 is different as compared the prior texts in Mark's Gospel.
ii) there are inconsistencies between these 12 fabricated verses and the previous verses before.
iii) The scholars of Christianity decades ago, went with a red pen through the Bible, and they took out anything that was not authentic Mark 16:9-20 was labeled as NOT authentic.


So, you will not be preforming any miracles Kerney Thomas, neither will you Christians reading this because your Bible has got fabrications and additions in it, made to suit a theological opinion, which you now currently have adopted. In addition, we know from historical records and facts that Mark's Gospel is the MOST reliable Gospel out of the 4, and was written before any other of the Biblical Gospels. Mark 16:9-20 is part of the alleged resurrection, which (as I have proven) is NOT part of the Bible. The earliest Gospel of the Bible of the earliest manuscripts does NOT have a resurrection.

The earlier the Gospel you read, the closer it matches and relates to the Islamic concept of Jesus.

The earlier manuscript of a Biblical Gospel you read, the closer it matches and relates to the Islamic concept of Jesus.

Why is this? Because scribes have changed and added portions in to suit their own theological ideas, which deviated from the real Jesus. This is the SOLE reason why John's Gospel (the historically least reliable Gospel) is the ONLY Gospel where Jesus:

> carries his own cross

> is called a "lamb" of God (which portrays him as a sacrificial being)

> says: "I am the way truth and life."

> he states that "suffering" (i.e. crucifixion) is what he came for in John 12:27, and doesn't pray to be saved in John's Gospel. In the SAME story at the SAME time, Jesus prays to be saved from crucifixion in Mark 14:34-36, Matthew 26:39-44 Luke 22:41-42.


The earlier the Gospel and manuscript you go, the closer it matches the Islamic concept of Jesus. These things cannot take by chance. The text evidently have been changed to suit an Anti-Jesus concept, which you Christian have adopted. So, Kerney Thomas and your emotional friends, don't scream down our necks that "you'll be in hell," when your own Bible modified the true message of Jesus, which is the Islamic concept of Jesus

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fastslaya1
10/29/2009

Kerney Thomas 5

all I GOTTA SAY IS GAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWD

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suptin
10/20/2009

Kerney Thomas 5

Edit: i wrote this w/out reading other's comments...which made me want to comment more(i wont)...but please don't report him. This is too funny! It's people's own fault if they think a red tissue is the answer to all their problems. I say let the congested and inspired fund his mission!

i love this $h!t! college students listen up!! He's a godsend! this adds a whole new element to your favorite drinking games..... basically, while you're playing beer-pong/flip-up/F-the dealer/ asshole/ whatever it is, just have this crazy asshole on in the background. Obviously your own conversations will take FULL precedence over this nut job. Though, after he mumbles something unintelligible/undoubtably unintelligent he talks about his red magical tissue he's trying to sell. After which, he sometimes yells, as if suffering from Turette's, a boisterous, "AannnGODDDDDDDDDaA!!!!" omg it's the FUNNIEST thing i've seen in a very long time!! Most times it's just in the middle of a thought or sentence. At this point EVERYONE in the room has to drink no matter what, so be on your toes!

Needless to say, only very uneducated people will find this scam artist schizo inspiring. That however doesn't make him boring. My fellow people who have functioning brains, use this dumb-ass for you're own amusement! Do this not only b/c it's fun, but b/c it helps you forget that people actually buy into his shit.

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cdjay64
09/18/2009

Kerney Thomas 5

Bein g in the ministries some times is crazy specally when people dont getwhat they think they rite then I actaully fill a connection to God when p.Kerney scream to me it's away of connection to God that he choose. it works for me cause i beleive in God thru p.Kerney.CJ

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SatanStinks
06/09/2009

Kerney Thomas 1

Kerney Thomas thou art a blaspheming lying deceitful PIG!

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fb45700515
04/28/2009

Kerney Thomas 1

He's at it again...5 phone calls in the past two days.

i'm going to file another complaint with the FCC.

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LKravitz
04/04/2009

Kerney Thomas 1

Kerney Thomas is the worst kind of fraud. In spite of what has been written on this web site, it is NOT good enough that he is encouraging people to pray. God does not advocate lying. Kerney Thomas is lying to misguided, scared, desperate people by making them believe that a prayer handkerchief will give them everything they lack. We don't need to watch Kerney Thomas for comic relief. God is sacred, and you must ask yourself if you hold anything sacred. IF you call yourself a Christian, and if you really love God with all of your heart, mind and soul, then you die every day to your sins and your way of life like Christ asked us to. And if that is true, you hold God sacred and would never joke at His expense, He should be too precious for jokes. He is too powerful, too good, too perfect, too loving, too forgiving, too beautiful and too important to you to laugh at Him. And why do you say you don't know what is in the heart of Kerney Thomas? Yes you do. Jesus said "You will know them by their fruit". We see Kerney Thomas' fruit. So we know him. His cartoonish way of screaming God's name is an insult to God and to us. The ridiculous way he "heals" people is not only obviously fake, but the acting isn't even that good. He doesn't teach anything, he only wants to get your information so you can be hounded for money by hm for the rest of your natural born life. People, please don't fall for it. Read your bible, study it, and ask God for discernment and understanding, and pretty soon, you will watch Kerney Thomas to sharpen your skills instead of for comic relief or actual belief. Please listen to the man who wrote on this web site saying Jesus came here to die for our sins. His blog told you what to do. Listen to him. Watch Charles Stanley and listen to Hank Hanagraff and learn more about the maker and creater of your soul, because believe me when I say, Jesus will return soon, and the last thing you want is to be without a saviour when that day comes. It is my fervent wish for you to stop worrying about your little insignificant 80 or so years on earth, and begin to concern yourself with your eternity. Benny Hinn - leave him alone. Poppoff - leave him alone. Earnest Angely - leave him alone. Chief among them (well, maybe second to Kerney Thomas) is Mike Murdock - PLEASE PLEASE leave him alone and don't think twice about this seed money. Yeah, it seems like what he is saying makes sense, but it doesn't. You do not give to get. Remember what Jesus said about the religious people of His day. He called them hypocrites. Why? He said they were like graves, all clean on the outside and inside full of dead men's bones. Why? Because they appeared to be one way on the outside but were another way on the inside. They were doing things to get accolades from people. They wanted honor from people instead of from God. That is what all of these people are doing, only they are doing it to get your money. Don't fall for it. Listen to what Jesus said and you will realize that giving $58 a month to Mike Murdock is not necessary. Jesus said "Seek ye the kingdom of God and all these things will be added unto you". Just love God and seek to obey Him sincerely, and everything you need will be given to you. Study to show yourselves approved. God bless you all.

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johndeeregreen 21
04/04/2009

Kerney Thomas 1

What a mess, GAAAAAAAAAD bless.

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bschoolm
12/30/2008

Kerney Thomas 1

If you have problems with him calling please report him to the FCC:
https://esupport.fcc.gov/form1088/consumer.do?form_ page=1088B

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jimmy13
10/15/2008

Kerney Thomas 5

you should watch the blasphemy everyone in tiled to there belief how can you say he is a fraud as you saying god is a fraud basically as HE says that god not he himself does this he claims god does the miracles not him and read bible and belief is strong in anything can mind cure as well in studies i believe god does pick certain people as his son has and himself since beginning to spread the word of the bible and his word and stories so he dont talk like mosses did as in tghe bible i believe god says he would stop verbly talking to man why because to test are faith if we cant hear or see him will we still have the faith as he does create miracles and his son wS BORN AND THEN KILLED FOR MANS SINS SO we could go to heaven or whatever you believe i just say whatever he does is good for the people in a way or another and that is gods work so what if he feeds his family he needs to eat and live as well god never sad man cant eat the preaches and spreads his word i don't think i herd that yet been found i can see if he was embezzling the money then again do we a gods children forgive yes im say as he is human as well i do not care if you think im stupid whatever just have faith in some people and need tom listen really listen and i say only god can judge me so i leave it to god to judge the righteous god bless jimmy.m rhode island

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CornFed
08/13/2008

Kerney Thomas 3

I give him a 3, why? Because I can't completely knock someone who at least encourages prayer in one way or another. The lord provides for those who spread the word and praise his name. Personally, I have no idea what goes on in his mind or heart, what if he is truly genuine? But even if he is going home to swim in a pool of poor peoples money he has still spread the name of Jesus to others.

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Geechi
07/13/2008

Kerney Thomas 1

As a christian and minister of our Lord, I am absolutley certain that God doesnt operate like this. Sure we hear all the time that saying; The Lord works in mysterious ways. Which is not written in the Bible by the way. I am also certain that The Lord is the the same yesterday, and to day, and for ever. Hebrews 13:8 That is written in the Bible. The Bible also tells us that we have an advocate with the Father, Jesus Christ the righteous. 1 John 2:1 We do not need any man to go to God for if we are saved and have the Spirit of Christ in us, No Man! Sure there were men that God used to perform miracles through in both the Old and New Testiments and he had a pupose for them all. But having the Spirit of Christ, I think that I am qulified to say that God is not so much concerned about meeting peoples earthly needs as he is about meeting their spiritual needs. The Bible says For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of GodRomans 3:23. These problems we have on earth are temporal as is our bodies, but the soul is eternal and it is not the will of God that any should perish. So to sum it all up, God wants us to see that we are sinners and are not worthy of Him, but through His mercy and His grace Hes provided a way for us to come to Him now and forever. And that way is our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ! For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. John 3:16. That is Gods pupose and when that purpose is met and He wants to Bless our health or finances then thats all fine but it is Christ he wants us to seek not miracles. God Bless you all. G. E. Wilson

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bagadash
07/07/2008

Kerney Thomas 5

Kerney Thomas is just for entertainment reasons only. Think of him as a clown not as a real holy man. He gets 5 stars for making me laugh.

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liljsworld
04/18/2008

Kerney Thomas 1

what i think is we should get all of them FFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRREEEEEDDDDDDD for what he is doing to these vulnerable people. i think he should rot in hell who does this guy think he is touching you and making all your problems go away yea right put a sock in it nobody wants this CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Time2Discern
04/03/2008

Kerney Thomas 1

Kerney Thomas uses the same manipulative seed faith teaching - twisting the Bible to get money (as bible says- using godliness as a means to get gain), screams, boasts of himself, his website does this quite well. He uses the same gimmicks like prayer clothes. The Bible doesn't have anyone using a prayer cloth, healing cloth to get money from others. He speaks off in so-called tongues on his broadcast with no interpretation to what he claims is the Biblical gift of tongues. 1 Cor 14 says tongues needs interpretation. He is either not a Christian at all, or at best a very compromised Christian. BET needs to kick the fakes off their station. They do a disservice to the Black community & all who watch. There are some who are sincere and ethical- let them be on the air, not the fakes, frauds and phonies. The Bible does speak of exposing error, false teachers/prophets/gospels, BTW- Gal 1:6-9, Matt 24:24, Rev 2:2, Eph 5:11, Titus 1:9, Jude, 2 Peter, etc. Acts 17:11- even apostles are to be tested by scripture'. It doesn't say to test Bible by the teachers, or make sure we force fit it to our favorite teachers & groups.

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MissPhoenyxFyr e
02/23/2008

Kerney Thomas 1

Kerney Thomas is an ass. He gets no stars in my book. I wonder how he sleeps at night!?!?! It is sickening how he exploits people. Just another harsh case of C.R.E.A.M

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Robert Tilton
01/25/2008

Kerney Thomas 1

  Did BET finally kick his ass off the air?  I haven't seen him in a few weeks now.  What happened to his irritating wife? 

Damn, and I never got around to ordering his "personal prayer package."  LOL!

 

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rufus777
01/23/2008

Kerney Thomas 1

In my line of work anyone who has false contact information on their "whois" domain registration has something to hide. On top of that this man or "organization" requests you to send all your info and you cannot contact them personally. Also, the "miracle prayer line" usually has a feedback noise on the broadcast, you can hear that these phone calls are "fishy" and sometimes callers are prompted by him if not in the same room. For a "religious" broadcast I have never heard any scripture reading from the bible, sermons. etc. For 1 hr nothing but PHISHING for your personal information to send a generic PERSONAL PRAY PACKAGE! And suggestions of Donating money, love offering etc. GO give your money to your nearest church instead if you dont care what you do with your money. Fill free to verify what I am saying. Registering a website with this email is the 1st oddity [email protected] Lucky 7s gonna wheel and deal hmmmm..... http://whois.domaintools.com/kerneythomas.org Whois Record Domain ID:D103696327-LROR Domain Name:KERNEYTHOMAS.ORG Created On:09-Jan-2004 17:27:31 UTC Last Updated On:08-Aug-2006 18:24:24 UTC Expiration Date:09-Jan-2016 17:27:31 UTC Sponsoring Registrar:Register.com Inc. (R71-LROR) Status:CLIENT TRANSFER PROHIBITED Registrant ID:C38933112-RCOM Registrant Name:kerney thomas Registrant Organization:kerny thomas ministries Registrant Street1:5112 glen haven dr Registrant Street2: Registrant Street3: Registrant City:baytown Registrant State/Province:tx Registrant Postal Code:77521 Registrant Country:US Registrant Phone:+1.8323090303 Registrant Phone Ext.: Registrant FAX:+1.2814249393 Registrant FAX Ext.: Registrant Email: [email protected]

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TechnicalQueen
01/12/2008

Kerney Thomas 1

Kerney Thomas, Don Stewart, Peter Popoff, all the WORST of the charlatan offenders, need to repent and truly ask God to save them from PREYING upon the desperate within society. As far as I am concerned, they are no better than the stick up man! People, find a good, Apostolic, local church in your community, and support it! Your hard earned, fixed incomes, can better support local ministries. Why should these charlatans be allowed to pimp and prostitute scripture and the Word of God, while you remain ill and BROKE!? God is a healer and a rewarder, of those WHO DILIGENTLY seek Him! Folks, they get over on people who want something for nothing. A lot of people will accuse their local ministers, of wanting nothing but their money, all the while, you have these snake oil salesmen, peddling their so-called gospel. The Bible says when you seek to do harm to a child of God, you may as well tie a mill stone around your neck, and cast your ownself, into the depths of the water! Repent FALSE PROPHETS! Stop skewing the Word of our Lord, to fit your greedy, evil, self-promoting agendas! This is your warning!

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c84
12/27/2007

Kerney Thomas 5

STOP SLANDERING KERNEY THOMAS JERKS ! OBVIOUSLY HE CAN PRAY AND AVAIL MUCH WITH THE POWER OF GOD.... ............. REPENT for hating the brethren!!!!!!

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steveo1961
12/05/2007

Kerney Thomas 1

This man is a fraud, a fake, a "false prophet" and a total scam artist. He sends the same form letters to everybody, and he tries bilking vulnerable people out of their money. I pray to God that he will fail in his efforts, however it appears that he is successful in his scam artist tactics everytime that his "sin"fomercial is shown! This man should be investigated for fraud, and for scamming people in need! Let God be his judge.

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Lenville
11/09/2007

Kerney Thomas 5

Kerney Thomas suks to the core. He is trying to sell God and make money. But Im sure that not even one cent or one pence of his money will save his soul from dying in hell. He is a messenger of the Satan. He shouts like a chimpanzee in the show. He and Don Stewart are both trying to make money by cheating people. But they don't know that God is watching them and they are just cheating themselves. They both represent the messenger of the fallen angel Lucifer.

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dshgfdsf
09/14/2007

Kerney Thomas 1

I am not a believer. So when I saw Thomas on an infomercial last night, with my outside perspective it was immediately apparent to me that the guy is a money-grabbing schemer.

Maybe you gave him money and felt better afterwards. This does not mean he is a man of god or that god has given him special powers. Sometimes all you need is a kick in the butt (even for a serious illness), and if you are gullible enough this man can give you that kick.

He does not even try to be subtle about his desire for money, and the testimonies on this page about sending letter upon letter, and not paying his employees enough is proof enough for me that he is full of it. As if I couldn't tell within five seconds of watching his infomercial.

I you are weak and sick, please don't let this man take advantage of your hope.

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MURPHYDOG
09/11/2007

Kerney Thomas 5

Its so Sad that it is the people who have the Least in Life Material or Financial wise who Fall for Phonies Like this Bum and the Other employeee of Satan, Pastor Don Stewert who Uses his Green Prayer Cloth to Heal 'Believers' or more Often the case, Bring Them Riches! Unfortunately if You Listen to the Callers they are Usually Very Ignorant, elderly and are Uneducated. Kerney is now Pushing His Latest Scam wanting Everyone to Send Him Your E Mail so He Can send You His 'Video e Mails' that No Doubt ask for More Money. Fortunately No One Who Calls this Fraud seems to Own a Computer or even Know what a E Mail is! Doesn't Anyone who Believes in GOD read the Bible? There are Warnings everywhere regarding sewage Like this BUM. He is great entertainment for Me Late at Night on BET Making Me Laugh Out Loud with the Only Sadness is hearing the Poor, sick and Lost Put Their faith into this Blob. Oh My! Someone Just admitted they had a Computer But were Chided by Kerney for NOT Giving Out His E Mail Address for His Daily "Send Me Your Money" Spam! Anyone Who Believs this Crap is as Pathetic as he IS except You Can Probably be Excused because of your Extreme Stupidity and Greed.

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zemora
09/09/2007

Kerney Thomas 4

I would like to recieve the prayer package.Mrs.Zee O.E.

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TheLightBishop
08/01/2007

Kerney Thomas 1

this guy is a fake as with all these money seeking vipers. Only a real fool would believe n this guy and his bad acting. Step into the Light. Its free. [email protected]

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dezmotors
07/09/2007

Kerney Thomas 1

Jesus is free! The holy spirit is free! God's love is free! Anything you want or need get down on your knees in humbleness and sincertity in meekness and ask your Father God. You don't need no other representation! Your Father is always there waiting to hear from you. Read your bible: Find the verse that says ask and it shall be given to you. Read up on Faith in Christ Jesus. Read up on Jesus doing miracles for people just like you. The Son of Man is available to you. That's YOU!! Call on your Father in the name of Jesus! I will pray for all of you who read this also. There's power in prayer. Especially your own prayer. All true prayer is free! God bless!

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Damien
05/12/2007

Kerney Thomas 1

No comment......

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yvette45
05/04/2007

Kerney Thomas 1

I was watching where this Con Artist Kerney Thomas was supposedly healing this Blind Man. The man was still blind. Did anyone see that. Kerney Thomas is a FRAUD. I wonder why his wife no longer appears on the show with him any more. His website has nothing but donations buttons on each link in his website. He's actually having people to pay him just to pray for them. Whats sad is that they are paying him to pray for them. A sucker born every minute.

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FraudDetector
05/02/2007

Kerney Thomas 1

I pray that he gets cancer

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Noor
05/01/2007

Kerney Thomas 4

Hey there, This is Kerney Thomas speakin'. Let's get ready for a shoutin' good time. Hissss-oooo, I feel the spirit inside me now. E-Kay-O-Bin-O-Wee... I'M A FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUD! Mmmm.. I can just feel it. I'M A FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUD! Mmmm.. I can just feel it. Hey! you know you don't need no doctor with me around. Just send for your own personal prayer package and I will command GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD to grant you a supernatural miracle. Remember NO donation=NO supernatural miracle!!! I can't make the payments on my new pimped out Caddy Escalade without your donations, nor can I get myself two more new Rolex watches. My wife is naggin' me for a new pimped out Hummer! So keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep those donations pourin' on in and GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD will bless you! Gotta go! My Caddy dealer is on another line!

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vij277
04/25/2007

Kerney Thomas 2

God in is own time will deal with Mr.Thomas.Who is using religion to obtain financial property by false pretense.We should pray that gods time is soon for Mr.Thomas who is giving religion a bad name.So lets just pray for this misguided individual,and others like him.

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bluesmann
04/16/2007

Kerney Thomas 5

Kerney along with his cohorts Bobby Tilton, Petey Poppoff (or is that Jerkoff), Don (meister) Stewart, etc. are all idiots ... they do provide great late nite comedy entertainment however ...and that is all I have to say about that !

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pandabearr84
03/26/2007

Kerney Thomas 4

did any of the people that fall for this ever relize that the storys and the calls are very generalized, how many of us have the problems he talks about, i agree this is just a money scam, if you have real faith in god of what ever you belive in you can pray at your church, in you bed before you lay down you head, why do you need a crazy man with good people skills, to give you that pt of contact when you should already have that pt of contact in yourself? then you have to give him money for it when in my opinion god dosent need your money he does, what would god do with our money all he/she asks for is that you have faith in him/her, not money, come on people what happened to just plain old faith and prayer, you dont need a man on tv to pray for you when he's living off of the money you send him, and trust me if you send him money i can bet a pretty penny you could of used that money to pay a bill, get your kids food, or what ever you do with your money, please we all need to wise up to this

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LDavis
03/25/2007

Kerney Thomas 1

I am not going to say whether or not he is a false prophet. I will be able to say that after I get my free blood covenant prayer cloth. I sent it back without money on purpose to see if he will send it. I will say that he is very entertaining that is for sure.

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PassTheLoot
03/11/2007

Kerney Thomas 1

I copyed the main part of his web site

       
    Sow a seed by
       Check
   Sow a seed by
     Credit Card
   

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Regis411
01/22/2007

Kerney Thomas 1

Appearantly his prayer cloth cant pay his own bills

http://www.kerneythomas.org/prayerpack.php

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em102
01/19/2007

Kerney Thomas 1

False Prophet feeding off the desparation of the poor and ignorant.

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godlybrotha
01/08/2007

Kerney Thomas 1

Another Black Entertainment Television-featured false prophet who's mysteriously comfortable getting on TV and acting a dang fool. "GAAAAAAAWD is gettin' ready to heal you right now!" He seems to hold his "miracle services" in half-full, rented Holiday Inn rooms. On one show, he claimed to have "healed" a man who came to the service with a cane. He prayed for him, took his cane and threw it across the room saying, "You won't be needing this no more!",and told the man to walk. The man walked with the same pronounced limp, looked very uncomfortable, and undoubtedly walked out of the service with that same cane he walked in with.

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beaconinthenig ht65
09/14/2006

Kerney Thomas 1

I sent him some money sowing a seed and he kept sending me letters and oils and prayer cloth asking for more money and what i sent him was not good enough so i dont waste my time any more i beleive he is a demon but i am not a judge but he will answer to god for taking money from poor people

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tecate
08/30/2006

Kerney Thomas 1

Kerney is a ripoff artis he will be judge for his evil sins for what he's doing to people taking money in the name of god!

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AirbrushArtist
06/19/2006

Kerney Thomas 1

What!!!! I watched this guy This Morning when I woke up and couldnt Sleep 2:30am ,Wow I was utterly amazed at His Misrepresentation of Jesus, Of whom He never mentioned,Money ,Money ,Riches and new Cars and Homes,One lady said God gave Her a $23,000 car and God gave Her $10,000 ,then stated that a elderly Lady she cares for Gave her the Money,Duh! and Car,Confusion at Its Best and Its all because of Kearney Thomas? Go Figure the ignorance of Some people!

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Lonell
04/13/2006

Kerney Thomas 3

I'm Kay from Buffalo, NY---and 3:00 am in the morning I was in extreme pain...Kearney Thomas prayed and that pain went away instantly..He came to my church and MANY were HEALED AND DELIVERED instantly when he prayed for them. He also spoke a word into my life and it came true...as for judging him---don't forget, GOD WILL JUDGE YOU!!

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Kerney Thomas 1

Reeeeeeeeee-Peeeeeentt Kerney Quik!!!

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philliekillasu n
03/27/2006

Kerney Thomas 1

WOW! I have never seen such crap in my life. It truly makes me sick. People out there pray for Kerney Thomas cuz he needs it. That whole show should be banned! He mentions his name more than he says God or Jesus. Pure unadulterated garbage! These are the worst false prophets ever! I feel terrible for his flock. Please I beg everyone, DO NOT FOLLOW KERNEY THOMAS! YOU WILL GO TO HELL WITH HIM AND ALL THE OTHERS ON HIS SHOW and CHURCH! Read the BIBLE and follow the LORD ACTS 10 PSALMS 1 Amen

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last one standing
03/08/2006

Kerney Thomas 1

I got my prayer rag, wiped myself and flushed it all. I think God will let this slip by. God does`t need this guy soaking his flock. He has satan to do that

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TLizChosen
03/06/2006

Kerney Thomas 5

Best I can say to the negative the Bible says "Touch not my Annoited and do my Prophets no harm". He has never lied to me and I will say he has been very accurate in what he says concerning me.

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damonc79
02/25/2006

Kerney Thomas 1

This tells the whole story ... this is all you need to see. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOTl0Q0Ng0Q

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mark andry
02/10/2006

Kerney Thomas 1

I would like to add some truth to all of this that when the real men of God the apostles healed people it wasn't about money, they said silver and gold have i none but such as i have give i thee in the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth rise up and walk.We need to read the word more so we will not be deceived.

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