Monica Lewinsky

Born in 1973, Monica Lewinsky had a highly-publicized affair with U.S. President Bill Clinton.
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LivingDead
03/05/2007

Monica Lewinsky 1

15 minutes of fame expired a long time ago on this one.  Not even worth mentioning her name or commenting on her.

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irishgit
03/05/2007

Monica Lewinsky 1

Hardly a dream, although you'd know she puts out. Besides, you'd always have to be counting your cigars.

When I worked in politics there were any number of women like this, willing to fuck and suck their way closer to power. Talk about empty net goals....

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MattLee
03/04/2007

Monica Lewinsky 1

can we say easy girl who will do anything to get her name in lights? she had to know clinton was married yet did it anyways and why? she knew it would get her name out there. why would anyone want a girl like this? unless u want to use her for sex then kick her to the curve when done

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CanadaSucks
03/03/2007

Monica Lewinsky 3

Oh, well. . .at least she delivers. . .not easy to get decent oral sex in DC without paying for it. . .(People use their mouths for improper reasons - 1. bragging/lying about their jobs and 2. Trying to impress their prey by talking too much about themselves. .. )

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Victor83
03/03/2007

Monica Lewinsky 1

A "dream date"? With a cow?

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GenghisTheHun
03/03/2007

Monica Lewinsky 2

I'd need a quart of I. W. Harper and a watermelon sized chunk of Viagra.

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doobiesNhof
03/03/2007

Monica Lewinsky 1

Yeah, right!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PlanetaryGear
06/08/2005

Monica Lewinsky 3

I wouldn't bang her using Bills' d#ck, with Hillary pushin'. But she does have a pretty mouth.

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Alexg681
01/01/2005

Monica Lewinsky 3

HaHa, Lewinsky this high, come on. She's not bad, I'd nail her, but she's rated too high.

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Djahuti
10/16/2004

Monica Lewinsky 1

I'd rather milk the cow !

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Dirty Harry
04/17/2004

Monica Lewinsky 1

Dream date?!!! My God, she's somebody's worse nightmare. She's a has-been ever since she was dropped as Clinton's chief of STAFF.

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Redoedo
03/28/2004

Monica Lewinsky 1

Fully-equipped with a nice fresh blue dress? No thanks. There's no telling how many times this bicycle has been ridden.

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Enkidu
03/24/2004

Monica Lewinsky 5

OK, riddle me with unhelpfuls, but I love those lips. Probably Bill didn't mind 'em so much either. They look like they could suck ore out of a diamond mine. And probably have.

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handy
03/21/2004

Monica Lewinsky 5

Monica is beautiful. Look at that video in which she wears a beret and is laughing with Clinton. She looks absolutely gorgeous. What beautiful hair and what magnificent lips! She looks stunning. People mock her for not being as slim as a supermodel. So what? She looks great--not full-figured, but busty. Obviously Bill thought she was great and was willing to sacrifice his presidency and marriage just so have good times with such a gorgeous woman. And he did have sex with that woman!--among others. Her morals aren't the best--going after Stephanopoulus and then Clinton, but when it comes to looks, she's outstanding. I feel sorry for her because she didn't want the attention (it was Linda Tripp, not Lewinsky who made the affair public). Monica is a beauty and is also a talented designer.

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kolby1973
12/17/2003

Monica Lewinsky 1

No thank you ! She is just a dirty whore out of several that tried to ruin the presidency of one of the greatest leaders of the United States of America.

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kcubedman
12/17/2003

Monica Lewinsky 2

Probably that not good in the sack but oh, the stories she might tell you...

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forgotten hero
11/29/2003

Monica Lewinsky 2

Maybe, but I'm afraid that she'd expose every disgusting detail to someone and make another huge problem out of something so small.

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fuzzyfreak
10/03/2003

Monica Lewinsky 1

I hear she gives good head of state.

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albundy
09/29/2003

Monica Lewinsky 5

This girl gets a lot of flack for being full-figured, but the fact is that a very large number of American Women are not supermodel-sized. She really has a cute face, and as stated above, she's really a lot more "normal" than most guys hate to admit. I'm sure that when middle-aged "Mr. C" saw her thong, and her young, generous curves, as well as those lips, he succumbed. I'd date her in a second - I'd bet she'd be fun (and not just sexually). Honestly, how many of you jokers can truly say that you're dating the absolutely most perfect woman on earth?(if you're dating anyone at all.)

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StanUzbeck
09/27/2003

Monica Lewinsky 2

C'mon fellas, you think that your wife or girlfriend never had her mouth on some other guy's knob before you met? Guaranteed yours isn't the first she's had between her lips. Monica's blowjob was just the one that everyone knew about, and it was blown way out of proportion. Women (and men) give head every day all over the world. There are many other reasons to not want to go out with her; she's kind of dumb, she's not your type, people would laugh at you, etc... She's simply the latest in a long line of losers used by the media to create news when there really isn't any.

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Jaws
07/16/2003

Monica Lewinsky 1

What the hell is she doing up so high on the list? Has anyone seen her lately? I also can't stand the thought of kissing her considering where her mouth has been or on.

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TimBSDCA
05/25/2003

Monica Lewinsky 5

Of course you would!

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tj92101
05/20/2003

Monica Lewinsky 5

Hey, don't we all love a sure thing??!!!

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President -X-D
04/30/2003

Monica Lewinsky 1

Moo! Eet mor ckikin! MOO! MOO!

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Monica Lewinsky 1

Just ask Hillary.

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BassHawg
04/03/2003

Monica Lewinsky 3

ha....evidently she does some things well.

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zuchinibut
12/10/2002

Monica Lewinsky 1

Not that good looking, and probably annoying. Wow...she is almost 30 already. But hey...guys if you are desperate for some...you know...keep her number handy.

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Davis21Wylie
07/10/2002

Monica Lewinsky 1

What?! Why is she on this list?

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DeathRattle
06/13/2002

Monica Lewinsky 1

Knowing where that mouth has been, I don't want her touching me.

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AryanDan
06/11/2002

Monica Lewinsky 1

According to the Washington Post, she obtained a job -- with the help of White House officials -- as the "confidential assistant, with top-secret clearance, to the Pentagon's top spokesman." The Post reports that this job paid $32,700.(http://www.coffeeshoptimes.com/monica.html ). Shake your big, fat romp in front of the President and let him insert a cigar in your puss and you too can get a top secret Pentagon job. This is an affirmative type of sexual promotion. But, what about all the women who want to get those jobs who refuse to act as a whore to get ahead in life. If we make her a celebrity, then we are no better than Slick Whilly, and I hope we don't sink to that scum's level.

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sarstar1959
06/11/2002

Monica Lewinsky 5

Except doesn't wash clothes enough

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norelle
04/04/2002

Monica Lewinsky 1

she's a ms.bucket, like the toy, balls go in and pop right out!

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Solenoid DH
03/05/2002

Monica Lewinsky 1

I don't feel like joking about Monica. I just feel genuinely sad that she would disgrace herself by getting romantically involved with one of the most selfish, immoral, dishonest, and egotistical men to walk the earth.

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travolta_lover
06/15/2001

Monica Lewinsky 1

even though im a girl i would not go on a date with her ever! She has a horrible taste in men and she is WAY to full of herself!

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Woliwol
04/13/2001

Monica Lewinsky 4

Monica did nothing wrong else than falling in love with a man. Bill did nothing wrong else than having good time with a girl. That's all natural and human. This happens everywhere in the world, everyday, to everybody. But this kind of things seems to be impossible when you are a US President. Though, making love is less blamable than supporting war and injustice. Bush was more criminal by dropping bombs over Iraki people than Monica was by taking care of Bill. She didn't deserve such a shame. As a date, I would say yes!

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eBrain1
03/18/2001

Monica Lewinsky 2

...if she's good enough for the President....well, we've seen Clinton's record. Maybe Not... -----

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abichara
02/23/2001

Monica Lewinsky 1

I would not want to go on a date with her because she'll probably try to kiss me with that dirty mouth of her's. We all know where that mouth has been in past!!!

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TinoBU
01/28/2001

Monica Lewinsky 1

If you're into make up splattered cows...

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"Free Thought"
01/23/2001

Monica Lewinsky 5

If I was President of the United States I'd definitely have affair(s), notice plural -more than one, and it wouldn't be with a woman that looks like her. Atleast JFK was consorting with Marilyn Monroe, that accounts for something since the media order at that time was to look the other way. Today it is to expose and rip and destroy. The Republican party through full attention on this in order to stain the Democratic party for atleast the next eight years. Just enough time for Bush to be the puppet for the new war to come. We'll go to war with Saddam again, that's why we didn't finish the 'job' the first time, so there would be a 'job' to do now. Our country supports wars. If there's not one going on we will start it. Revenge is the American way, if any one thing has been taught to the American people it is 'revenge!' You bomb Pearl Harbor we drop two atom bombs on you, then several years after we take Oppenhiemer to court because of paranoia. Hey we killed the Rosenberg's because we said that they were selling atom bomb secrets. They weren't. It is our American society that is ripping planet earth into oblivion. People may get angry that I've said this, but that's FREEDOM. Say what you want even if it offends others. America, as the whole world, is hypocricy repeated forever. A war is coming. Bush has Colon Powell and Dick Cheney, the two war mongrels, at his side to place a war back into its continuum. It was a war passed on from his dad. Get ready America, you never know we might not win this one. Not that we'veever won. Monica Lewinsky would make a good date, not for me, but for Rosie O'Donnell.

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Princess27
01/09/2001

Monica Lewinsky 1

I give her half a star or actually No Star. She is slut and should be ashamed and embarrassed for her family. Any gut that would do her would have to be drunk or out of his mind.....

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Sqorpio345
01/07/2001

Monica Lewinsky 3

ugly but she gave bill a good spanking

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dhec4450du
03/08/2000

Monica Lewinsky 1

Monica is a perfect example of what's wrong with our country. Her "story" has been sensationalized to the point of a book deal, Weight Watchers endorsements, and her own line of handbags, and we as a country ACCEPT IT! Have he all forgotten? This slut's "good fortune" came because she had AN AFFAIR WITH THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!!! Oh, and yet, no one blames her, everyone blames Clinton. Shame on her for taking what we so shamelessly give out to those who provoke scandal in this god-forsaken country.

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Mc-D
01/31/2000

Monica Lewinsky 3

Not very good looking, but at least you know she goes.

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mjes417om
12/28/1999

Monica Lewinsky 5

Atlease with Monica you know what you may get.

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morr3472et
12/27/1999

Monica Lewinsky 1

Did you see the 20/20 interview? No thanks. Too much baggage . . .

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BigGuyPI
12/26/1999

Monica Lewinsky 1

Would only go out with her if she gives me the "Presedential treatment".

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magellan
12/24/1999

Monica Lewinsky 4

A good resume date. Means your running in powerful, if not discriminating, company.

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[email protected]
12/22/1999

Monica Lewinsky 1

Ugly and easy no way thanks

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Jcj11768om
12/22/1999

Monica Lewinsky 3

as a date she would be interesting . she is a free spirit.

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Shafty
12/21/1999

Monica Lewinsky 3

At least you know your pretty much assured of getting one thing on a date with Monica....

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