idono, that trick with the coke bottle was pretty cool.

The age gap doesn't concern me so much. It isn't her shitty music, her pretentiousness, her army of sychophants, or the fact that not only has she fucked celebrity shitheads, but probably even some of the real whackos here on RIA. I'm not even put off by her stunts over the years, like moving to a haunted house in Limeyland and converting to Judaism for 23 minutes.

Revere is a community about 10 minutes north of Boston, with a lot of Italian big hair chicks like Madonna used to be. It has a third rate, dirty beach. Now I know who left half of the tampons on that sand years ago.

Maybe in the early to mid 80's, but Madonna hasn't been attractive in a long time. She hasn't looked good in at least a decade, and has been tainted even longer than that. There is nothing about Madonna that I find attractive, and spending time with her would be a waste.

Only if sluts appeal to you

We'll assume if you clicked 5 stars that you already own one of those black leather hoods that lace up in the back and have no openings for your eyes, and you may also own a custom fitted leather harness that criss-crosses your chest and cradles your scrotum.

A chance to boldly go where no man (except the attached NYC phone book) has been before. I'll pass.

Uhhh...NO!!!!

Wake me up when she loses her fake English accent!

Help! The sad, ever-thinning remains of my hair stood up on end!

Would only be interested in checking herself out in every reflective surface available. . .probably a boring date. . .and remember- the more people brag about their sexuality or exploits the more likely they are hiding some deficiency. . .

2 stars only because she looks like she is an awesome roll in the sack.Get the feeling if you said hello to her,she would have an orgasm .

would rather shove bamboo underneath my fingernails. she is too self-absorbed, more than a little bizzarre, and i don't find her attractive at all.

Was hot as hell, and is still hot for her age.

Like a date with a priest. She'd speak down to you you constantly and shove Kaballah down your throat. I'll pass.

one night only

I'm just not at all into her "shocking" image. To me, it is totally played out. I generally like her music, though.

Dream date? Well she might be a funny bitch to listen to, but how long would that last? If she is anything like she claims to be sexually it could be worth the dinner and movie.

If Madonna wasn't married, she would be one of the most awesome dates ever. :) She is a living legend and icon.

Madonna has lost her talent lately. Why go out with her?

Smells like a fish that washed up to shore.

A Marilyn Monroe wannabe.

Ummm. She might have been hot 20 years ago but not anymore. I might let her wash my car or vaccuum my house but that's about it.

No thanks, she's an OK musician but I don't like her behavior, it's too holier than thou.

Absolutely! She has a thing for feet and so do I. A match made in heaven!

Considering she's slept with everything on two legs (and I'm sure some things with three or four) I would never go out with her. I have too much respect for myself. Besides, who knows what "as yet unnamed" disease she would give me?

She might be 5 stars if not for her most recent albums.

MAYBE ABOUT 10 YEARS AGO WHEN SHE WAS HOT NOW SHE LOOKS LIKE A AGEING HOOKER

Madonna a dream date? Nah, she's getting pretty long in the tooth at 43. Besides, why would I want to date her and be with all the men she's been with?

OH, PUHLEASE!!!! She's had her time, a long, long time ago...

Damn, that would be a very nerve reking evening. I would be so intimidated. I mean this woman is so powerful and so hardcore. I would be afraid of offending her or something. I am sure she is a great people person, but only on an intimate level I would imagine. If she knew me well enough to trust me then the date would be cool. But if I were just to go now, I would be pretty tripped out.

No. Never!! ref. : "Lord, I will never go out will Madonna again," C. Barkley. (SpaceJam) .....

Needs a rating scale that includes zero. What a dog.

Sure, I'd go out with Madonna. How could you possibly turn the Material Girl down?? And hopefully on our dream date, we could play like a virgin...

are you guys crazy? if i were a guy, i might be attracted to her money and idol-like status. other than that i'd see a 40-yr-old woman with the mind of a 22-yr-old and the face of an 80-yr-old, cashing in on the marketability of novelties like easter-religion trinkets.

Wow - who could turn down a date with Madonna? Imagine all of the great stories that she would tell and all of the great tricks that she would be able to teach you. I am tired out just thinking about going out to dinner with her. Then we would have to go dancing, I am sure I woul put her to shame on the dance floor,but she could teach me a thing or two about the Khabula (sp?).

What? She'd go out with you?

The female Wilt Chamberlain.

When she desides to get short, black hair again, witch she had in the early '90ies, I'll ask her out for a date! :o)